1 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:41,175 Who is Don Draper? 2 00:00:51,425 --> 00:00:52,550 Excuse me? 3 00:00:53,675 --> 00:00:55,342 Who is Don Draper? 4 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,675 What do men say when you ask that? 5 00:01:01,342 --> 00:01:02,842 Well, they usually take a minute to think about it, 6 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,675 and then they do something cute. 7 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:07,508 One creative director said he was a lion tamer. 8 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,717 I don't want to do that. 9 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,008 In the third person? 10 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:14,758 I don't know. 11 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,967 Knockout wife, two kids, house in Westchester. 12 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:21,633 Take the train, maybe take your car now that you can afford it. 13 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,800 And who told you that? 14 00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:27,467 Anything? I mean, now's your chance. 15 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,758 Well, as I said before, I'm from the Midwest. 16 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:36,467 We were taught that it's not polite to talk about yourself. 17 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:44,092 Obviously your Glo-Coat floor wax commercials caused a bit of a squeal. 18 00:01:44,175 --> 00:01:45,925 On the creative side, anyway. 19 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:47,758 What made you think of this idea? 20 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:52,217 I wanted it to be indistinguishable from the movies. 21 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,133 I wanted people to be watching it and say, 22 00:01:56,008 --> 00:02:00,383 "What's happening in the story right now? It's something else." 23 00:02:02,008 --> 00:02:03,175 It's not an ad. 24 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,592 At least not for the first 30 seconds of it. 25 00:02:08,842 --> 00:02:11,592 Very good, then. I think I have all I need. 26 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,133 It's only a few hundred words, 27 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,758 but on the bright side, the picture may be bigger than the article. 28 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:20,592 You all should meet. This is Jack Hammond from Advertising Age. 29 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,008 Roger Sterling and Pete Campbell. 30 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:25,342 I hope we're not interrupting this crisp and engaging portrait you're painting. 31 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:28,592 Steady there. 32 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:35,508 -What happened there? -Korea. 33 00:02:36,383 --> 00:02:38,883 We're grateful for your sacrifice. Peter. 34 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,175 Jack. Well, it's nice to meet you all. 35 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:45,883 Yeah, I'd love to bend your ear when I finish my book. 36 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:47,800 Certainly. 37 00:02:47,883 --> 00:02:49,342 Don, it was a pleasure. 38 00:02:49,425 --> 00:02:51,467 -I look forward to the article. -We all do. 39 00:02:57,675 --> 00:03:00,508 My uncle lost his leg hitching a trailer. 40 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:04,383 He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any. 41 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:07,467 -We don't have time, Roger. -One quick pop, Louise. 42 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:11,008 All right. Where is this party? The Sheraton? 43 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,383 A wooden leg. 44 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:16,508 They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter. 45 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:23,217 I'm Peter Campbell, and I'm assuming you're Jim. 46 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,092 -Yeah. -And this must be Murray. 47 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:26,842 Bob. Murray stayed in Portland. 48 00:03:26,925 --> 00:03:30,508 Too bad. Missing jackhammer season. Roger Sterling. 49 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:34,717 -And you must be Donald Draper. -Don. 50 00:03:35,342 --> 00:03:36,342 Bob. 51 00:03:38,175 --> 00:03:40,258 We're very, very excited you had time to meet with us, Don. 52 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:45,550 Murray told us Y&R had done Glo-Coat. 53 00:03:45,633 --> 00:03:48,008 Turns out everybody in New York, except him, knows it's you. 54 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:50,383 And I think they're a little jealous. 55 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,675 Can't tell who the client is here. 56 00:03:55,592 --> 00:04:00,133 I know a little, but what we need to know, what Don needs to know is, 57 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,258 what exactly is your concern? 58 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:04,758 Well, I must say I'm getting tired of saying this today. 59 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:06,633 Next time, just have one meeting. 60 00:04:08,342 --> 00:04:12,092 We at Jantzen have had a steady 25% bite of the apple. 61 00:04:12,175 --> 00:04:14,175 But the two-piece is most of our concern. 62 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:16,425 You have a great bikini. 63 00:04:16,508 --> 00:04:20,258 I've spent some time with the catalog, and I would say no concerns at all. 64 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,508 It's not a bikini. 65 00:04:22,925 --> 00:04:25,758 Bikini is underwear you wear to the beach. 66 00:04:26,175 --> 00:04:27,758 We make a two-piece bathing suit. 67 00:04:29,342 --> 00:04:31,342 We're a family company. 68 00:04:31,425 --> 00:04:35,842 And nowadays it's tough to make a dent if your ads don't look like a girlie magazine. 69 00:04:37,342 --> 00:04:40,050 Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two-piece, 70 00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:41,217 or do you just want to make sure 71 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:44,092 women who want a two-piece don't suddenly buy a bikini? 72 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:51,342 My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain. 73 00:04:53,675 --> 00:04:57,092 Our competitors get bigger the smaller they make that swimsuit. 74 00:04:58,467 --> 00:04:59,925 We don't do that. 75 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,092 We would like to find a way without playing in the gutter. 76 00:05:03,175 --> 00:05:04,717 And that's just who our customers are. 77 00:05:05,175 --> 00:05:06,508 Right now. 78 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:11,592 I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. 79 00:05:11,675 --> 00:05:14,883 You know one of them is leaving New York with VD. 80 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:18,592 -Where the hell have you been? -What's the problem? 81 00:05:18,675 --> 00:05:20,675 -Don! -Can you give me a minute? 82 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,217 I don't mind waiting. 83 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,550 How'd it go? 84 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,258 Get back to work. 85 00:05:46,842 --> 00:05:48,717 How was your interview? 86 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:51,258 Count to 100 and buzz me. 87 00:05:56,717 --> 00:05:58,925 You missed Jeff Atherton. 88 00:05:59,342 --> 00:06:01,967 He came here expressly to see you. 89 00:06:02,217 --> 00:06:05,217 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was coming, and I don't know who that is. 90 00:06:05,425 --> 00:06:08,925 You have no idea how tiny this place looks to a stranger. 91 00:06:09,258 --> 00:06:10,592 Did you tell him about the second floor? 92 00:06:11,008 --> 00:06:14,008 I refuse to be any part of that charade. 93 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,967 I wanted an office downtown. We overspent. 94 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:19,883 We could have got a lot more for our money. 95 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:21,592 And we could have had a conference table. 96 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:25,467 Atherton thought the lack of a conference table was deliberate. 97 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:30,300 He felt that a circle of chairs demands a conversation. 98 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:32,842 About why there is no table. 99 00:06:37,342 --> 00:06:40,550 They loved you. What exactly is the problem? 100 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,925 Well, first of all, they're prudes. 101 00:06:43,008 --> 00:06:45,758 Second of all, Y&R was standing in the hallway when we left. 102 00:06:46,342 --> 00:06:49,925 -You've been on a cattle call before. -When the competition was fair. 103 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:53,925 Every hour of my time has to be accounted for in the growth of this company. 104 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:56,508 Get me in a room where I have a chance. 105 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,592 In the end, it's going to come down to big versus small. 106 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:05,008 There's two firms in the middle, Kenyon & Eckhardt and D'Arcy. 107 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,258 They'll cancel each other out. 108 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,925 Y&R has six floors of creative. 109 00:07:09,008 --> 00:07:11,258 They can throw bodies at this account for weeks. 110 00:07:11,342 --> 00:07:12,675 We don't have that kind of firepower. 111 00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:16,175 We don't have to. We're the scrappy upstart. 112 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,592 You don't say that to the clients, do you? 113 00:07:19,675 --> 00:07:22,842 -Your accountant is waiting. -Send him in. 114 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:27,425 Creatively, Y&R is not capable of living in this neighborhood. 115 00:07:27,508 --> 00:07:29,008 You know why? 116 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,550 Because you don't work there. 117 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,550 John. 118 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:41,383 Marsha. 119 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:43,342 John. 120 00:07:43,758 --> 00:07:45,008 Marsha. 121 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,175 John. 122 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:50,842 Happy Thanksgiving. 123 00:07:51,508 --> 00:07:53,092 My mother's gonna be over the moon. 124 00:07:53,175 --> 00:07:55,675 Enjoy it. it's the last thing we're going to get from them. 125 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:58,425 -What? -Did you kill Sugarberry? 126 00:07:58,508 --> 00:07:59,675 That's a third of my work. 127 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,550 Stop jumping to conclusions. 128 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:04,008 I guess when Kreutzer said they were going to send us all hams, 129 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:07,133 he really meant one in a cardboard box with no note. 130 00:08:07,217 --> 00:08:09,300 It's about as subtle as an atomic bomb. 131 00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:10,633 Maybe they're cheap. 132 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,675 Do you honestly think this is a good sign? 133 00:08:13,508 --> 00:08:16,508 -The work was old-fashioned. -And whose fault is that? 134 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,258 Well, testing at four supermarkets in Queens. 135 00:08:20,342 --> 00:08:22,342 How much were they spending? Nothing. 136 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:24,883 If the test was a success, they would have gone national, 137 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:27,258 and it could be a big account. 138 00:08:27,342 --> 00:08:28,675 Damn it! 139 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:31,050 I thought we were getting on a streak. 140 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:35,175 Does this mean I'm down to two days a week? 141 00:08:35,675 --> 00:08:37,008 Don hated the work. 142 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,258 Put the ham on his desk. 143 00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:40,300 He's probably having Thanksgiving dinner alone in there. 144 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:42,425 That's not nice. 145 00:08:43,175 --> 00:08:44,342 Marsha! 146 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,300 I'm serious. 147 00:08:49,258 --> 00:08:51,842 I have a life insurance policy. It's a company policy. 148 00:08:51,925 --> 00:08:54,258 It pays the company, not the family. 149 00:08:54,842 --> 00:08:55,883 What do you think? 150 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:59,592 It wouldn't be bad to have a little security for the kids. 151 00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:01,758 According to this, I'm already a wealthy man. 152 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,717 Uncle Sam will take a healthy bite. 153 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,342 He already has. 154 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:10,217 And the only other issue is the house. 155 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,300 What about it? 156 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,842 Well, October 1st, she was supposed to be out. 157 00:09:15,508 --> 00:09:18,258 It seemed so far away when we agreed to that. 158 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,925 Get her and him out of there and sell it. 159 00:09:23,008 --> 00:09:25,925 I can call Ben Michaelson and have him draft a doozy. 160 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,717 Start World War III? 161 00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:34,383 You're carrying a mortgage, plus insurance, and taxes for a house you don't live in. 162 00:09:36,675 --> 00:09:38,175 Leave it alone. 163 00:09:40,508 --> 00:09:42,758 So how are your balls? Are you enjoying yourself? 164 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:45,008 Come on. 165 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:48,717 "I don't want it like this. I want it like that. 166 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,800 "Not too much of that, just a little like this." 167 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:53,133 And then they look at it, and they don't like it. 168 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,342 Two of their test markets are in Jewish neighborhoods. 169 00:09:55,425 --> 00:09:56,967 They're idiots. 170 00:09:58,217 --> 00:10:00,592 How much does it cost for us to buy all the product? 171 00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:03,633 Too much, and we'd have to do it every day. 172 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,800 So how much does it cost for us to get 173 00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:12,425 100 women to line up at one store one afternoon, 174 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:13,633 clean them out once? 175 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:17,050 One hundred people? Do you know how big a line that is? 176 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,550 People would talk about it. 177 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,425 -It's a PR stunt. -We don't do that. 178 00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:23,383 -Why not? -Because you can't charge for it. 179 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,842 So what? 180 00:10:27,008 --> 00:10:31,800 Two women fighting over one ham, but they have to really fight. 181 00:10:31,883 --> 00:10:33,925 They have to get arrested or something. 182 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,508 Because it's the last ham. 183 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,842 We don't have to write a play. 184 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:40,717 It's Thanksgiving. They're shopping, the stakes are very high. 185 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,675 Old Chuck Dewey could probably get a story in the Daily News for a case of something. 186 00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:48,842 $25 per actress. We could get Gladys what's-her-name. 187 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:50,800 Who's the old lady who never takes off her mittens? 188 00:10:51,175 --> 00:10:52,425 I don't have any money. 189 00:10:52,508 --> 00:10:54,675 -John! -Marsha! 190 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,925 I can use my expense account if I say they're whores. 191 00:10:58,008 --> 00:11:00,967 Top-shelf liquor, what's that gonna run? 192 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:04,258 Harry gets a case a month for sticking his nose up some guy's ass at NBC. 193 00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:06,800 Should I run it by Don? 194 00:11:07,175 --> 00:11:08,258 Really? 195 00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:13,092 We'll see. I'll call casting. 196 00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:22,383 Good. I got you when you're vulnerable. 197 00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:26,342 What do you need? 198 00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,550 Someone white to carve our turkey. 199 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:30,925 I can't, Roger. I have plans. 200 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,592 You told me that. 201 00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:35,133 Then you told me you had the kids the day after. 202 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:37,633 But you never said no to Jane's friend Bethany. 203 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,008 No. 204 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:41,758 I was thinking the other day about what happens when you leave here, 205 00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:43,258 and it made me very upset. 206 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:45,383 I could say the same thing. 207 00:11:45,675 --> 00:11:48,342 I'll paint you the picture that's in my mind, 208 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:49,925 but if it's true, I might kill myself. 209 00:11:50,592 --> 00:11:52,092 I've hardly been a monk. 210 00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:56,008 Forget that she knows Jane. This girl's terrific. 211 00:11:56,092 --> 00:12:00,342 She looks like Virginia Mayo, she's 25, Mount Holyoke gymnastics team. 212 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:02,217 See her this weekend. 213 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:05,008 You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her. 214 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,508 Sweetheart, 8:00 Saturday night, Jimmy's La Grange. 215 00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:16,592 For beauty and the beast. 216 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:17,675 Roger. 217 00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:21,508 They have chicken Kiev. The butter squirts everywhere. 218 00:12:33,342 --> 00:12:34,758 Hello, Mr. Draper. 219 00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,550 Hello, Celia. 220 00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:45,717 I made you some pork chops. They're good cold, too. 221 00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:48,092 I look forward to it. 222 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:50,508 But you don't eat nothing. 223 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:53,800 Have you seen my shine kit? 224 00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:56,592 I put it on the top of the closet. 225 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,175 The children coming this weekend? 226 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:02,342 No. You need to put things back where you found them. 227 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:06,675 I didn't want to leave it in the middle of the floor. 228 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,425 Okay, good night. You have a good weekend. 229 00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:23,800 And eat something. 230 00:13:53,217 --> 00:13:55,008 Let me out of here! 231 00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:58,258 Let me out of here! 232 00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:01,883 Let me out of here! 233 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:09,008 Footprints on a wet floor That's no longer a hanging offense. 234 00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:14,342 Glo-Coat's patented formula goes on easy and dries in seconds. 235 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,008 So how do you know Jane? 236 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:25,592 Before you ask me all the questions, you have to let me finish one glass. 237 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,675 I don't have to ask you any questions. 238 00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:35,258 I think I'm actually nervous. I haven't done this since college. 239 00:15:35,342 --> 00:15:38,467 Not that it was so long ago, although it seems like it. 240 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,300 I borrowed a dress. 241 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,133 You sat down so fast I didn't get a good look. 242 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,675 Do you want to see it? 243 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:02,133 I can't believe I did that. 244 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:06,133 It's hard to believe there are two girls who can wear that. 245 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,883 Don, I want to lift a shadow off this evening. 246 00:16:11,425 --> 00:16:13,342 I Know this is your first date. 247 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,383 First that Roger was involved in. 248 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,092 Of course. I'm sure. It's just... 249 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:23,342 I'm breaking a lot of my rules seeing a divorced man. 250 00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:27,883 But Jane has made you her personal cause. 251 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:33,050 And there are so many real problems in the world. 252 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:38,092 I know. The world is so dark right now. 253 00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,508 The country? 254 00:16:42,592 --> 00:16:46,300 My goodness, you've made me feel very serious all of a sudden. 255 00:16:46,883 --> 00:16:49,592 I don't know if I can make you feel better about the world. 256 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:54,383 One of the boys killed in Mississippi, Andrew Goodman, he was from here. 257 00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:58,258 A girlfriend of mine knew him from summer camp. 258 00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:01,300 Is that what it takes to change things? 259 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,050 What do you do? 260 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,675 I'm an actress. 261 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,758 But right now I'm a super in the opera. 262 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:12,300 And what is that? 263 00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,467 A supernumerary. 264 00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,883 We're the actors that till the stage. 265 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:19,008 Like the chorus? 266 00:17:19,883 --> 00:17:21,217 No singing. 267 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,633 I do a lot of mock drinking. I'm a wench. 268 00:17:24,717 --> 00:17:28,758 I'm a courtesan. Part of a harem. 269 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,758 It depends on the opera. 270 00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,675 That is truly fascinating. 271 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:39,717 I love the music, and I love backstage. 272 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,967 Our costumes are as good as the singers'. 273 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,425 And I love the stories. 274 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,425 They're very romantic. 275 00:17:49,592 --> 00:17:50,592 Have you been? 276 00:17:51,675 --> 00:17:53,133 I have. 277 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:56,175 But only for business, so I've never enjoyed it. 278 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,050 Well, then you must come as my guest. 279 00:18:01,217 --> 00:18:05,008 They give the supers tickets instead of paying a decent wage. 280 00:18:05,508 --> 00:18:06,508 Madam? 281 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,425 I don't even need to look. Chicken Kiev. 282 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,092 They make you wear a bib. 283 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,008 Come on. Let's have some fun. 284 00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,175 Two chicken Kievs. 285 00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:28,092 The Barbizon. 286 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,633 I bet that would make a great opera. 287 00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:32,008 It would. 288 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:34,508 Well, I guess this is "good night." 289 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,175 Okay. 290 00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:41,342 Good night. 291 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,842 So am I gonna see you at Roger and Jane's for Thanksgiving? 292 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,633 It's tempting, but I have plans. 293 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,425 I'm sure the holidays must be very complex. 294 00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:17,092 It may have been a while since you've had to pick up on messages, 295 00:19:17,675 --> 00:19:19,800 but I want to see you again. 296 00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:22,092 How about right now? 297 00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:26,092 I stopped the meter. We can start it again. It'll be like I just picked you up. 298 00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:28,675 Will you please take a weak no? 299 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,258 Let's see where we are New Year's Eve. 300 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:35,550 -If it's meant to be, it'll keep. -Let me walk you in. 301 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,800 No. I know that trick. 302 00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,633 Waverly and 6th Avenue. 303 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,508 I think you both really acquitted yourselves well. 304 00:20:12,217 --> 00:20:15,633 She doesn't know when to stop. You don't know when to stop. 305 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:18,217 My objective was to get the ham. 306 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,175 No one told you to hit me. That wasn't part of it. 307 00:20:21,925 --> 00:20:24,717 The important thing is that... Here's Mr. Campbell. 308 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,342 I've been assured that you ladies can look for your names 309 00:20:30,425 --> 00:20:32,675 and perhaps your picture in Monday's Daily News. 310 00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:33,925 What section? 311 00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:36,342 It's the Daily News. it's one big section. 312 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,175 All in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday. 313 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,925 Can you go back to the market and get me some aspirin? 314 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:49,925 We probably shouldn't have any more contact for the time being. 315 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,092 Shall we? 316 00:20:56,675 --> 00:21:00,425 We really appreciate your talent and, of course, your discretion. 317 00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:02,508 You hurt me. 318 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:04,175 Ladies, ladies, ladies! 319 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,592 Daisy! 320 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:07,883 Walk her to the train. 321 00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:11,800 -Are you okay, dear? -Yeah. 322 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,300 Let's get you in a cab. 323 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:20,675 Morning. 324 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,842 Welcome back. How was Los Angeles? 325 00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:24,592 Very hard to leave. 326 00:21:25,842 --> 00:21:27,508 I would love a vacation. 327 00:21:27,842 --> 00:21:31,258 It wasn't a vacation. I had a lot of tsuris with Lucy and Desi. 328 00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:33,342 Has someone been using my office? 329 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:35,217 Mr. Sterling doesn't have a television. 330 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:39,175 I'm calling a meeting for 11:00. No, make it 1:00. 331 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,383 -Do we have a table yet? -1:30, and no. 332 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,550 -Hi. -Yes? 333 00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:46,758 Do you know where the Secor rough cut is? 334 00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:48,092 I got it! 335 00:21:50,883 --> 00:21:51,925 Don't you want to know why? 336 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,508 I sold the Jai Alai TV special. 337 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:57,758 Really? 338 00:21:58,258 --> 00:22:01,800 ABC, they're moving towards all these eccentric sporting events, go-karts. 339 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,008 Well, that's very exciting. 340 00:22:04,217 --> 00:22:05,925 Can you get someone to track down a cup of coffee for me? 341 00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:07,342 And I'd love a grapefruit juice- 342 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,508 And, Joan, that is my news. 343 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,008 I won't even tell people after it's aired. 344 00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:18,550 Good morning, Mr. Draper. 345 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,592 Don, can I speak with you for a minute? 346 00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,133 Morning. 347 00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:35,258 -Lane, would you excuse us for a minute? -Of course. 348 00:22:35,342 --> 00:22:37,133 Good morning, Don. 349 00:22:42,092 --> 00:22:47,050 You know, no one who's ever been associated with an actual event 350 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,300 has thought it's been portrayed honestly in the newspaper. 351 00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:57,550 "Donald Draper, or Don as he is known, perhaps in an attempt to appear humble, 352 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,008 "is a handsome cipher. 353 00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:02,508 "One imagines somewhere in an attic 354 00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:05,717 "there's a painting of him that's rapidly aging." 355 00:23:06,508 --> 00:23:08,258 For a guy from Ad Age, he can really write. 356 00:23:08,342 --> 00:23:10,883 -He also says you're married. -Jesus. 357 00:23:11,842 --> 00:23:14,008 He never asked me that. Did he check any facts? 358 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:17,508 You didn't give him any facts. He had to make some assumptions. 359 00:23:17,842 --> 00:23:21,842 My job is to write ads, not go around talking about who I am. 360 00:23:21,925 --> 00:23:24,092 Who knows who you are? 361 00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:27,675 This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm. 362 00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:30,175 -Why do you have so many copies? -I bought one to read. 363 00:23:30,258 --> 00:23:33,883 I was going to buy one to frame in reception, and then I read it. 364 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:36,050 I just wanted to get them all before anyone else did. 365 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,258 It'll be lining bird cages by Friday. 366 00:23:38,342 --> 00:23:39,842 This is a missed opportunity. 367 00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:43,967 You turned all the sizzle from Glo-Coat into a wet fart. 368 00:23:44,342 --> 00:23:45,842 Plus, you sound like a prick. 369 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,050 Well, it's done. 370 00:23:49,342 --> 00:23:51,300 I learned a valuable lesson. 371 00:23:51,383 --> 00:23:52,842 Stay away from one-legged reporters. 372 00:23:52,925 --> 00:23:56,842 Yeah, I was thinking about that. Who is he to criticize anybody? 373 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,008 Just so you don't kill yourself, there was some good news. 374 00:24:01,092 --> 00:24:04,967 Jane's friend found you to be charming. Although a little grabby in the car. 375 00:24:05,675 --> 00:24:07,217 That is good news. Thank you. 376 00:24:07,383 --> 00:24:09,842 She liked you. Maybe you should have fondled Peg-Leg Pete. 377 00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,758 They raise you up and they knock you down. 378 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,258 I don't know what I could have done differently. 379 00:24:14,342 --> 00:24:17,675 I believe that you were being modest, but he didn't. 380 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:21,717 I'm sorry, but after the year you've had, it's just not appropriate anymore. 381 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,467 He's expecting us! 382 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,342 -Is Joey coming? -I'm here. 383 00:24:34,092 --> 00:24:35,508 Why can't you come to our office? 384 00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:37,675 Do you want to hear what Sugarberry said or not? 385 00:24:37,758 --> 00:24:38,842 Shoot. 386 00:24:39,508 --> 00:24:41,800 It was uproarious. First it's Darryl, 387 00:24:41,883 --> 00:24:44,258 and he tells me about how they stared at the article all day yesterday, 388 00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:45,842 worrying about a lawsuit. 389 00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:49,217 So I hang up and debate whether or not to tell Don, throw myself on my sword. 390 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:52,258 And then Kreutzer calls to tell me other papers picked up the story. 391 00:24:52,342 --> 00:24:54,342 And I think, "He knows it's us," but how could he? 392 00:24:54,675 --> 00:24:58,342 And he said everyone, especially Darryl, was very excited. 393 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:01,133 And then he gets Christian. 394 00:25:01,217 --> 00:25:03,175 He's sorry someone got hurt, 395 00:25:03,258 --> 00:25:06,925 but more people will taste their ham now, and they'll love it. 396 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:08,633 It's beautiful. 397 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,383 How do you put something like this in your book? 398 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,967 You can't. We can't even charge them. 399 00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:15,217 Well, it wouldn't be a bad idea for them to increase their media budget. 400 00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:17,717 -Seize the moment. -With more crappy ads? 401 00:25:17,842 --> 00:25:19,925 -Hopefully not. -You use it. 402 00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:23,758 "The winner of the ham battle is you." 403 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:24,967 Can you imagine? 404 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:28,175 Lane's dentures would drop out of his head if we came in with an additional buy. 405 00:25:31,342 --> 00:25:33,842 "Our hams are worth fighting for." 406 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:40,342 A cartoon pilgrim and an Indian in a tug of war with the ham. 407 00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:42,967 Old ladies will smile. 408 00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:45,758 Why didn't you pitch that two months ago? It's good on its own. 409 00:25:46,092 --> 00:25:48,008 A slogan's nothing when you have a good idea. 410 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,758 Black crayon. I need it in an hour. 411 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,467 Chop-chop, Joey. 412 00:25:55,842 --> 00:25:58,092 Clara, could you get Darryl for me at Sugarberry? 413 00:25:58,175 --> 00:25:59,467 Tell him it's urgent. 414 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,342 I may need you. 415 00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:05,383 Horace Cook, Jr. It's urgent. 416 00:26:06,508 --> 00:26:08,675 Ho-Ho. How was Tijuana? 417 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,842 I have to say, it's a very flattering picture. 418 00:26:13,508 --> 00:26:15,467 And I don't think I'd mind being described that way. 419 00:26:15,550 --> 00:26:17,925 Mr. Crane, you're a salesman. 420 00:26:18,008 --> 00:26:20,342 You do not want to be known as mysterious. 421 00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:22,383 There'll be no further discussion. 422 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:26,217 I just got off the phone with Ho-Ho. Jai Alai is leaving. 423 00:26:26,508 --> 00:26:28,508 -What? -it's over. 424 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,258 Bullshit. I just sold a TV special to ABC. 425 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:34,758 Well, apparently Don didn't mention them in the article. 426 00:26:36,258 --> 00:26:39,092 I didn't mention anyone. That's the reporter's job. 427 00:26:41,717 --> 00:26:42,925 Spectacular. 428 00:26:43,008 --> 00:26:45,300 What the hell's Ho-Ho doing reading Ad Age? 429 00:26:45,383 --> 00:26:46,383 Fix it. 430 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:50,342 Todd got all the partners from CGC to call, and they worked them up and down. 431 00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:53,258 -They told him we laugh about him. -I don't! 432 00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:56,425 Get him on the phone, get him in here or camp out in his driveway. 433 00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:57,717 He hung up on me. 434 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,050 I think he was crying. 435 00:27:04,092 --> 00:27:06,508 How much was left in Ho-Ho anyway? 436 00:27:07,175 --> 00:27:09,633 We'll survive with Jai Alai off our list. 437 00:27:09,717 --> 00:27:12,425 We will survive, but for how long? 438 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:16,508 The loss of Jai Alai makes Lucky Strike 71% of our billings. 439 00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:18,842 It's an untenably insecure position. 440 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,675 Harry, why don't you call and pretend like you don't Know any of this. 441 00:27:25,175 --> 00:27:27,175 Give it an hour so he'll take the call. 442 00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:30,967 I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it. 443 00:27:38,842 --> 00:27:41,883 I'm going to have to get you another interview. 444 00:27:42,842 --> 00:27:44,383 The Wall Street Journal. 445 00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:47,758 And what do I do differently? I told him the truth. 446 00:27:48,675 --> 00:27:51,508 Who gives a crap what I say anyway? My work speaks for me. 447 00:27:51,758 --> 00:27:55,508 Turning creative success into business is your work. 448 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,133 And you've failed. 449 00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:08,633 It'll pass. 450 00:28:15,967 --> 00:28:17,383 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. 451 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:19,258 Happy Thanksgiving. 452 00:28:19,883 --> 00:28:21,258 We started without you. 453 00:28:21,342 --> 00:28:24,342 Grandma Pauline, I told you Mother's was at noon. We already ate. 454 00:28:24,425 --> 00:28:27,508 Well, you're supposed to overeat on Thanksgiving. 455 00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:29,258 Thank you. 456 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:31,342 Jamie, you'll have something? 457 00:28:32,467 --> 00:28:34,342 We missed dessert. 458 00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:36,508 You're next to your father. 459 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,800 Put up some coffee, dear. 460 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,425 -Hi, Daddy. -Isn't that sweet? 461 00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:45,508 We didn't forget you. 462 00:28:48,675 --> 00:28:49,633 What do you say? 463 00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:51,050 -Thank you. -Thanks. 464 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,633 After you eat. 465 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,342 The traffic was simply murder. 466 00:28:58,217 --> 00:29:00,383 That's because that's what's become of this country. 467 00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:02,508 Everyone has two Thanksgivings to go to. 468 00:29:03,592 --> 00:29:06,675 Maybe we have twice as much to be thankful for. 469 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,467 Don't you like the food, dear? 470 00:29:14,675 --> 00:29:17,342 -No. -Sally Draper, that's rude. 471 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:21,008 -You love cranberry sauce. -It has seeds in it. 472 00:29:21,717 --> 00:29:23,675 -How about the sweet potato? -I'm not hungry. 473 00:29:24,842 --> 00:29:26,842 Look, there's marshmallow. 474 00:29:32,925 --> 00:29:34,175 Oh, Lord. 475 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:38,758 She might have a fever. 476 00:29:39,675 --> 00:29:42,050 -I'm sorry. -it's all right, dear. 477 00:29:42,592 --> 00:29:44,383 Isabel, can you bring a rag? 478 00:29:45,092 --> 00:29:46,842 Stop pinching me! 479 00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:54,175 I love sweet potatoes. 480 00:29:59,175 --> 00:30:00,342 Isabel. 481 00:30:03,508 --> 00:30:05,217 Happy Thanksgiving. 482 00:30:12,217 --> 00:30:13,217 Do you want a drink? 483 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:16,050 I don't have much time. I have supper with my family. 484 00:30:17,175 --> 00:30:18,425 Of course you do. 485 00:30:18,508 --> 00:30:20,550 Should I not have mentioned my family? 486 00:30:20,633 --> 00:30:22,050 I never know how you're going to react. 487 00:30:22,592 --> 00:30:24,175 No, that's fine. 488 00:30:35,008 --> 00:30:37,717 -Let me take off my brassiere. -No. In a minute. 489 00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:40,342 Stop telling me what to do. I know what you want. 490 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:42,758 So do it. 491 00:30:46,425 --> 00:30:47,675 Harder. 492 00:30:50,592 --> 00:30:51,592 Again. 493 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,633 Hold on. 494 00:31:11,925 --> 00:31:13,842 Surprise. It's for you. 495 00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:19,425 Why did you answer it? 496 00:31:19,508 --> 00:31:22,300 It was the third try. I couldn't take it. 497 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,425 -Hello? -Happy Thanksgiving. 498 00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:30,633 Happy Thanksgiving. 499 00:31:30,842 --> 00:31:33,675 I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't know you'd have guests. 500 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,133 What's wrong? 501 00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:39,050 I need $280 for bail. 502 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,383 Bye. 503 00:31:42,675 --> 00:31:43,675 Where are you? 504 00:31:44,217 --> 00:31:45,842 It's not for me. 505 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,758 Spit it out, honey. 506 00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:55,133 You're going to laugh. 507 00:31:56,842 --> 00:32:01,842 Pete and I hired some actresses to get in a fight over a Sugarberry ham. 508 00:32:02,383 --> 00:32:04,008 You know, as a stunt. 509 00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:07,342 We got them to increase their media budget. 510 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:09,675 Hello? 511 00:32:10,342 --> 00:32:11,508 I'm here. 512 00:32:11,675 --> 00:32:15,633 Well, one of them pressed charges against the other for assault. 513 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,508 It's $80 bail and $100 apiece to keep their mouths shut. 514 00:32:20,217 --> 00:32:21,675 And it has to happen today. 515 00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:23,758 Call Pete! 516 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,050 Do you think you're my first call? 517 00:32:31,175 --> 00:32:33,008 Hello. I'm so sorry to bother you. 518 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:36,258 -I ought to let you twist in the wind. -It still worked out. 519 00:32:36,342 --> 00:32:38,758 -You'll be very happy. -I'm not happy. 520 00:32:38,842 --> 00:32:42,383 And I don't think it's funny or cute. You run something like that by me first. 521 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,717 I would have kept you from looking like an idiot, 522 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,883 or worse yet, making me look like one. Is that what you want? 523 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,092 You want people to think we're idiots, Peggy? 524 00:32:50,508 --> 00:32:54,633 Hey, there's no reason for name-calling. She's been agonizing. 525 00:32:54,717 --> 00:32:55,758 Who are you? 526 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:58,175 I'm her fiancé. 527 00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:00,217 Mark, don't. 528 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,425 Why'd you bring him up here if you didn't want him involved? 529 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:07,008 I know. I'm sorry, Don. 530 00:33:11,592 --> 00:33:13,592 -Fiancé? -It just came out. 531 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,925 Did you put the dog out? 532 00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:26,550 It's cold outside. But I locked her in the laundry room. 533 00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:34,175 It's not cold in here. 534 00:33:49,675 --> 00:33:50,842 Sally. 535 00:33:51,508 --> 00:33:53,300 I was calling Daddy. 536 00:33:54,175 --> 00:33:55,342 Hello? 537 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:58,508 I wanted to wish him a happy Thanksgiving. 538 00:33:59,008 --> 00:34:00,925 You'll see him tomorrow. 539 00:34:01,008 --> 00:34:03,925 You want to call him to complain about how awful I am? 540 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:06,758 Don't expect any sympathy when he hears my side of the story. 541 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:08,800 -Don't! -Go to bed. 542 00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:19,675 I'm going to have them take that phone out of the hallway. 543 00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:30,258 Tomorrow, when the kids go, 544 00:34:30,342 --> 00:34:34,217 why don't we have Carla take the baby, and we'll drive to a nice dinner? 545 00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:36,800 Maybe Essex. 546 00:34:38,092 --> 00:34:39,717 The Griswold Inn. 547 00:34:41,592 --> 00:34:42,717 Okay. 548 00:34:47,467 --> 00:34:49,342 I'm really full, Betty. 549 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,008 Daddy! 550 00:35:01,092 --> 00:35:02,175 Dad. 551 00:35:05,092 --> 00:35:08,217 -How much turkey did you eat? -I ate everything. 552 00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:12,217 -Hello, Daddy. -Hello. 553 00:35:16,175 --> 00:35:17,508 9:00 tomorrow night. 554 00:35:17,758 --> 00:35:20,258 -Where's the baby? -I had Carla take him. 555 00:35:20,342 --> 00:35:22,550 You weren't going to. Henry and I have plans. 556 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:23,717 I'd like to see him. 557 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:28,175 -Hello, Don. -Henry. 558 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:31,675 Come on, let's go. 559 00:35:50,258 --> 00:35:51,675 Garage door. 560 00:35:56,008 --> 00:35:57,175 What are you doing? 561 00:35:58,008 --> 00:35:59,175 You know what I'm doing. 562 00:36:07,175 --> 00:36:09,508 The button fell off my pajamas. 563 00:36:11,258 --> 00:36:14,092 -I'll sew it on in the morning. -You know how to sew? 564 00:36:14,175 --> 00:36:16,592 I can do a button. I'll show you. 565 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:26,175 I'll leave the light on in the bathroom so there won't be any more problems, okay? 566 00:36:26,258 --> 00:36:27,425 Okay. 567 00:36:27,508 --> 00:36:28,925 Good night, Daddy. 568 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:34,008 Good night, both of you. 569 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,342 Do you have your key? 570 00:37:35,508 --> 00:37:37,717 -Hello? -Maybe they're asleep. 571 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,258 Go upstairs. 572 00:38:14,675 --> 00:38:16,258 What the hell is the dog doing in the house? 573 00:38:17,675 --> 00:38:19,383 You run up to bed. I'll wait. 574 00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:20,967 For what? 575 00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:25,758 It's almost 10:00. 576 00:38:26,217 --> 00:38:28,592 -I thought you said 10:00. -She didn't. 577 00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:30,467 I've waited for you plenty of times. 578 00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:33,258 Henry, do you mind? 579 00:38:34,508 --> 00:38:36,342 -Betty? -it's okay. 580 00:38:36,675 --> 00:38:38,383 Does that mean I should stay or not stay? 581 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:39,758 Stay. 582 00:38:44,342 --> 00:38:45,800 When are you moving out? 583 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,675 I don't know. 584 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,258 Well, you were supposed to be out a month ago. 585 00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:52,175 We haven't found the right place for the kids. 586 00:38:52,425 --> 00:38:55,383 Well, either do as we agreed, or I'm gonna need to collect rent. 587 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,467 What? 588 00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:58,883 Or you could just buy it from me if you want to. 589 00:38:59,508 --> 00:39:03,175 -I can't believe you. -Don, it's temporary. 590 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,508 Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary. 591 00:39:07,550 --> 00:39:08,925 Good night. 592 00:39:14,508 --> 00:39:16,175 He has some nerve. 593 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:20,842 I know you don't want to hear this, but he's right. 594 00:39:22,675 --> 00:39:25,800 Haven't the kids been through enough change already? 595 00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:30,300 -I can't just uproot them with no place to go. -You're not even looking. 596 00:39:30,717 --> 00:39:32,717 There's nothing out there, and he doesn't decide. 597 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,342 Miss Olson is here to see you. 598 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,717 Send her in. 599 00:39:58,675 --> 00:40:00,217 They sent one for each of us. 600 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:04,425 Could have just as easily fired us. 601 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:07,508 But they didn't, because they sold more hams. 602 00:40:08,175 --> 00:40:10,925 And now you get to tell them why if you want. 603 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,175 I think they'll be impressed. 604 00:40:14,217 --> 00:40:15,383 Well, I'm not. 605 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,967 I try and stay away from these kinds of shenanigans. 606 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,967 But I guess you knew that or you would have told me. 607 00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:25,217 It was going great until it wasn't. 608 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,175 Thanks for the ham. 609 00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:32,008 I should have told you. 610 00:40:33,925 --> 00:40:35,842 Since when do you have a fiance? 611 00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:38,300 I don't. 612 00:40:40,258 --> 00:40:41,967 But you didn't have to do that that way. 613 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,592 You brought him with you because you thought I wouldn't embarrass you. 614 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,842 At least I'm thinking ahead. 615 00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:49,675 Doesn't always work, does it? 616 00:40:52,175 --> 00:40:55,258 You need to think a little bit more about the image of this agency. 617 00:40:56,342 --> 00:40:57,925 Well, nobody knows about the ham stunt, 618 00:40:58,008 --> 00:41:01,342 so our image remains pretty much where you left it. 619 00:41:03,175 --> 00:41:05,175 I won't need you in the Jantzen presentation. 620 00:41:05,675 --> 00:41:06,842 Now you're being spiteful. 621 00:41:07,383 --> 00:41:10,883 No, I just think it would be better not to have a girl in the room. 622 00:41:15,008 --> 00:41:18,383 You know something? We are all here because of you. 623 00:41:20,425 --> 00:41:22,633 All we want to do is please you. 624 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:34,967 Why don't I put them in the pantry? Christmas is around the corner. 625 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:37,050 Put them in the basement. 626 00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:40,842 Did the children like their gifts? 627 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:43,383 They did. 628 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:48,633 It's nice the holiday is memorable in some other way. 629 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,300 I'm sorry a little girl spoiled your Thanksgiving. 630 00:41:52,383 --> 00:41:54,050 Next time I'll tell her not to get sick. 631 00:41:54,925 --> 00:41:58,842 I've raised children in my life, Henry. They're terrified of her. 632 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:01,383 You don't know any of the people you're talking about. 633 00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:03,842 Well, I know what you see in her. 634 00:42:03,925 --> 00:42:06,342 And you could have gotten it without marrying. 635 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:10,675 Why can't you give her a chance? She loves you. 636 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:12,675 She's a silly woman. 637 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:18,217 Honestly, Henry. I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt. 638 00:42:26,508 --> 00:42:28,758 You go to the swimming pool, you go to the beach, 639 00:42:28,842 --> 00:42:31,342 take off your robe, you head into the Cabana. 640 00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:34,967 There's no other way to slice it, you're getting undressed. 641 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:36,467 Can I put my feet on this? 642 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:39,675 -Pretend like it's your living room. -Thank you. 643 00:42:40,092 --> 00:42:43,092 What separates a bathing suit from underwear? 644 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:48,550 The cut and the print of the cloth and some sort of gentlemen's agreement. 645 00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:58,008 "So well built, we can't show you the second floor." 646 00:43:07,508 --> 00:43:09,550 I think that's a little suggestive. 647 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:12,717 Good. That's what I was going for. 648 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,675 A wink, but it's not a leer. 649 00:43:16,008 --> 00:43:17,175 We don't want a wink. 650 00:43:17,258 --> 00:43:20,633 I think I explained our product is for modest people. 651 00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:23,800 Modest people want to be stimulated, too. 652 00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:25,758 This draws them in in a way 653 00:43:25,842 --> 00:43:27,800 that will make your competitors seem crude and obvious. 654 00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,800 Plus, they'll be dying to see the suit. 655 00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,967 They'll be dying to see the girl. 656 00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:34,842 And for all we know, she's not even wearing a top. 657 00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:38,008 You'll get them into the store. isn't that the point? 658 00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:42,175 It's not wholesome. It's not... 659 00:43:43,175 --> 00:43:44,842 Did I tell you we're a family company? 660 00:43:45,050 --> 00:43:47,592 I think I know what you're looking for. 661 00:43:47,675 --> 00:43:49,675 A couple of women bouncing a beach ball, 662 00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:51,842 little girl in front of them building a sandcastle. 663 00:43:54,092 --> 00:43:57,592 Your competitors are gonna keep killing you because you're too scared of the skin 664 00:43:57,675 --> 00:44:00,508 that your two-piece was designed to show off. 665 00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:05,342 Well, it's somehow dirtier not seeing anything. 666 00:44:06,717 --> 00:44:09,133 You need to decide what kind of company you want to be. 667 00:44:09,217 --> 00:44:12,967 Comfortable and dead, or risky and possibly rich. 668 00:44:13,342 --> 00:44:15,508 All I know is we don't want that. 669 00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:20,383 Well, gentlemen, you were wondering what a creative agency looks like, 670 00:44:20,467 --> 00:44:22,133 there you have it. 671 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,300 Hope you enjoyed looking in the window. 672 00:44:26,717 --> 00:44:28,342 Give me a minute. 673 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,633 Where are you going? 674 00:44:33,008 --> 00:44:35,717 Control yourself. Cool off. 675 00:44:36,592 --> 00:44:39,925 And hopefully Campbell can talk them into hearing a few more ideas in a week or so. 676 00:44:40,008 --> 00:44:42,717 What? No. That's not the point. 677 00:44:45,675 --> 00:44:46,883 Out. Get out. 678 00:44:46,967 --> 00:44:48,383 -Don. -Excuse me? 679 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:50,925 Get your things and get out of my office now. 680 00:44:52,342 --> 00:44:54,008 Come on. Let's go. 681 00:45:02,883 --> 00:45:05,342 Call Bert Cooper's man at The Wall Street Journal. 682 00:45:12,883 --> 00:45:16,258 There's always a name in every partnership that defines who they are. 683 00:45:16,342 --> 00:45:20,592 In the case of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, would you say that's Donald Draper? 684 00:45:22,175 --> 00:45:23,342 Yes. 685 00:45:24,050 --> 00:45:25,383 Really? 686 00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:29,175 Last year, our agency was being swallowed whole. 687 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,925 I realized I had two choices. 688 00:45:32,008 --> 00:45:35,675 I could die of boredom or holster up my guns. 689 00:45:38,008 --> 00:45:41,258 So I walked into Lane Pryce's office and I said, 690 00:45:41,342 --> 00:45:42,508 "Fire us." 691 00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:50,050 Two days later, we were operating out of the Pierre Hotel. 692 00:45:50,133 --> 00:45:53,508 Within a year, we had taken over two floors of the Time-Life Building.