1 00:00:40,883 --> 00:00:44,258 Lee, Lee, Don doesn't think there's a problem. 2 00:00:44,717 --> 00:00:47,633 Lee, those restrictions aren't going to affect Lucky Strike. 3 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,175 Besides, Lee, your lawyers came up with them. 4 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,967 "No more smoking teenagers," we complied a year ago. 5 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:56,175 "No more famous athletes" 6 00:00:56,258 --> 00:00:59,008 and we have to stop using certain angles. 7 00:01:01,217 --> 00:01:02,758 Low angles, wide lenses, 8 00:01:02,842 --> 00:01:05,175 anything that makes the smoker appear superhuman. 9 00:01:08,717 --> 00:01:09,717 Why is this empty? 10 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:11,175 Because you drank it all. 11 00:01:11,425 --> 00:01:13,425 -He can't hear you. -There's kind of a loophole 12 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,342 because even without athletes you can still use sports. 13 00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:19,675 Bowling, for example, seems a natural Ht. 14 00:01:20,675 --> 00:01:22,633 Bowling is a sport, Lee. 15 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,425 How about horse-racing? 16 00:01:26,842 --> 00:01:29,342 Lee, Lee, the jockey smokes the cigarette. 17 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:31,467 Did either of you ladies bring any ice with you? 18 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,008 We're sorting out the focus group for Pond's and I haven't gotten the hypothesis, 19 00:01:35,092 --> 00:01:36,092 in writing anyway. 20 00:01:36,175 --> 00:01:37,175 He said, "Don." 21 00:01:39,175 --> 00:01:42,342 We'll do our best. Peggy, write it up. 22 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:43,633 You haven't okayed the brief. 23 00:01:44,217 --> 00:01:45,842 I liked your idea. I liked it a lot. 24 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:47,467 The mirror one or the cleansing one? 25 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:48,925 What's the mirror one? 26 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:54,758 Well, I think it's about the ritual, the multiple applications, indulgence. 27 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,092 Pond's is the only cold cream that allows me 28 00:01:57,175 --> 00:01:59,633 to stare at myself in the mirror for 20 minutes 29 00:01:59,717 --> 00:02:01,217 and feel good and not vain. 30 00:02:02,925 --> 00:02:04,550 That's very good. 31 00:02:06,883 --> 00:02:09,717 So, we're talking about girls, 18 to 25. 32 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,008 Can I grab a few from around here? 33 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:12,383 Yeah, help yourself. 34 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:14,217 See, I would never buy a sailboat. 35 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,425 I don't want to do things myself. 36 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:19,342 For that price, that boat should have a motor. 37 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:21,050 A what? 38 00:02:22,758 --> 00:02:25,092 -One of those, too. -Anything else? 39 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:31,342 I don't know. Why don't you ask Don about that? 40 00:02:31,883 --> 00:02:33,550 I have to go to the little boys' room. 41 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,508 I'm sorry, Lee, can you go through that one more time? 42 00:02:40,383 --> 00:02:43,258 That's the Lucky Strike call? Why wasn't I told? 43 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:45,258 Be happy. I saved you an ass-ache. 44 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:52,883 So what's so bad he couldn't tell me? 45 00:02:53,717 --> 00:02:57,467 Cal Rutledge from Chesebrough-Pond's has a wild hair about Clearasil. 46 00:02:57,883 --> 00:02:59,175 He thinks they're in conflict. 47 00:02:59,633 --> 00:03:01,258 Pimple cream and cold cream? 48 00:03:01,383 --> 00:03:02,550 A rather broad definition. 49 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,508 Does it matter? 50 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,675 Look, Pete, we're going to have to resign the Clearasil account. 51 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,508 -Why? -Lane. 52 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,425 It can't be up for debate. 53 00:03:13,508 --> 00:03:17,258 Clearasil is worth $1.25 million in billings, and Pond's over two. 54 00:03:18,092 --> 00:03:19,175 No. 55 00:03:19,675 --> 00:03:21,008 You know what it took to get my father-in-law 56 00:03:21,092 --> 00:03:22,508 to join this new firm to begin with? 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:28,217 Fifteen percent of $750,000 is near $113,000. 58 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,467 Roger, I don't expect him to understand this, 59 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:34,550 but do you have any idea of what I've had to do to keep that account? 60 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,258 The personal toll I've paid? 61 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:40,425 I do, but you've been good to him, remember that, sales-wise. 62 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,258 -Mr. Sterling? -I don't believe this. 63 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:46,717 -Roger. -Throw yourself on a grenade. 64 00:03:47,342 --> 00:03:50,133 Protect the agency. You're a partner now. 65 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:52,508 This evening if you can. 66 00:03:56,508 --> 00:03:58,717 Over half this agency is dedicated to your needs, 67 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 but if you want to get into the line-by-line 68 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:02,592 of the costs we've billed for, 69 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:06,133 I'll have Lane Pryce at the foot of your bed in 20 minutes. 70 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,258 Oh, my God, there's some kind of fire. 71 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:11,008 Right down by Radio City. 72 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,508 Roger, we should go. Sorry, Lee. 73 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:17,842 We gotta go. Okay, bye-bye. 74 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:25,425 Should I type all this up? 75 00:04:26,092 --> 00:04:29,342 Yes. And remind me to remind Caroline to tell Lane 76 00:04:29,425 --> 00:04:31,758 that Lucky Strike noticed that they're being billed 77 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:34,217 for all the work we do for everybody else at this agency. 78 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:37,800 You know what? I don't want that on paper. 79 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,050 -Who is that? -A dear friend. 80 00:04:46,008 --> 00:04:47,592 Is that the letter from California? 81 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,008 Yes. 82 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,133 -I hate this office. -You wanted to be close to Roger. 83 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,925 Make yourself at home, why don't you? 84 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,717 Did you see Sunday's paper? 85 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,258 If this is about the Playtex ad they keep complaining about, 86 00:05:11,383 --> 00:05:13,258 I've been told the printer swapped paper stocks. 87 00:05:13,342 --> 00:05:15,300 And I don't care if she looks like a Puerto Rican. 88 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,717 Puerto Rican girls buy brassieres. 89 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,800 Not that they need to. 90 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:23,550 I saw this one on the subway in one of those striped Jean Seberg shirts, 91 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:25,675 red rag in her hair, nipples... 92 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,258 I'm not in the mood. What do you want? 93 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:31,175 -Cosgrove's getting married. -So? 94 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,133 He took us to the opera last month, great seats, and now I know why. 95 00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:36,883 It turns out her father shits gold ingots. 96 00:05:37,383 --> 00:05:38,383 What does he do? 97 00:05:39,008 --> 00:05:41,092 CFO of Corning. 98 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,300 My father-in-law's a bus driver. 99 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,050 The only place he can take me is to the moon. 100 00:05:44,592 --> 00:05:46,967 Ken's the competition. Why are you going to the opera with him? 101 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:50,300 Geyer is twice our size, and we're friends, aren't we? 102 00:05:50,592 --> 00:05:51,842 Friends. 103 00:05:52,592 --> 00:05:54,675 Why are you always looking for a job? 104 00:05:55,675 --> 00:05:56,758 What? 105 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:00,425 Look, Pete. 106 00:06:01,383 --> 00:06:03,925 There's a group of us, we're all coming up together. 107 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:05,633 You don't think Kenny's a comer? 108 00:06:05,717 --> 00:06:07,925 You know he has Mountain Dew? That's Pepsi. 109 00:06:10,217 --> 00:06:12,550 We're having lunch tomorrow. Tag along. He always asks about you. 110 00:06:13,008 --> 00:06:14,175 Of course he does. 111 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,758 Worst case, Kenny'll brag too much and you can steal a client from him. 112 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,175 Hello. 113 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,842 I'm sorry. That looks like bad news. 114 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:45,508 It's not mine. I'm Joyce. I work at Life, assistant photo editor. 115 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:49,925 Peggy Olson, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, copywriter. 116 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:51,967 Really? 117 00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:54,675 Life magazine, I love the photos. 118 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:57,175 Well, you'll never see these. 119 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,342 I have to admit I'd be shocked. 120 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:06,883 He's my friend, and my boss hates nudes. 121 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,258 Who hates nudes? 122 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,342 That's a beautiful one. 123 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:20,592 I'm going to the mailroom. Peggy, right? 37th floor? 124 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:41,175 Tom, you're 15 minutes early. 125 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,092 So are you. Sit down. 126 00:07:43,842 --> 00:07:45,342 We can eat anytime or not at all. 127 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:47,717 Excuse me. Dewar's on the rocks. 128 00:07:49,675 --> 00:07:51,425 What's so important? 129 00:07:53,592 --> 00:07:55,967 Tom, how are you feeling? 130 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,508 Couldn't be better. 131 00:08:00,842 --> 00:08:03,967 I hope you know I've always done my best to make you happy. 132 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,175 I do. 133 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,800 And there's no reason, as far as I'm concerned, 134 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:12,675 that there should be any change in the way that we deal with each other. 135 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:14,842 Tom, I... 136 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:18,675 This is very hard for me to say. 137 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:21,425 I honestly don't know how you're going to take this 138 00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:23,217 and it's been very hard to separate 139 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,883 our business relationship from the rest of our life, 140 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:27,633 but they should be separate. 141 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,467 You are some kind of high WASP, all right. 142 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:33,508 -Look, I can't keep this up. -Keep what up? 143 00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:36,717 I heard. 144 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,967 You know? 145 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:42,008 You crazy kid. 146 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,175 What are you talking about? 147 00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:52,633 Jeannie was with Trudy at the doctor. Congratulations! 148 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,175 What? 149 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:59,675 Oh, shit. 150 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,050 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 151 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:07,758 It was Monday, for crying out loud. Why hasn't she told you? 152 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:09,967 I don't know. 153 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,133 Well, it may be her news, but it is good news. 154 00:09:13,675 --> 00:09:15,592 You can't tell her that I told you. You can't. 155 00:09:20,133 --> 00:09:21,633 I'm going to be a father? 156 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:22,842 Can you believe it? 157 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,633 -I'm going to be a father. -Yeah. 158 00:09:31,717 --> 00:09:34,508 I feel like my heart's going to burst. 159 00:09:34,592 --> 00:09:38,300 Champagne right here. Bring a bottle. We're going to tie one on. 160 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:42,175 If it's a boy, it's $1 ,000, a girl, $500. 161 00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,133 I'll do what I can do. 162 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,050 You really can't tell Trudy. 163 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:50,175 I don't know howl let the cat out of the bag. 164 00:09:50,342 --> 00:09:52,133 I thought you knew what I was talking about. 165 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,800 -What did you think I was talking about? -What? 166 00:09:55,342 --> 00:09:56,800 Why did you have to see me? 167 00:09:58,842 --> 00:10:00,508 I just wanted to... 168 00:10:02,092 --> 00:10:04,592 We're putting new creative on Clearasil. 169 00:10:04,717 --> 00:10:05,717 Fine. Who cares? 170 00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:10,508 May you know this feeling many times. 171 00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:15,425 I only had the one, 172 00:10:15,508 --> 00:10:18,675 and I love her to death, but I wish we'd had more. 173 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:24,383 Jeannie had her uterus removed, some kind of a cyst or something. 174 00:10:28,092 --> 00:10:29,258 Trudy! 175 00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:38,967 I'm sick, Peter. I'm so sick about this. 176 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,592 Daddy just called me from a pay phone, drunk and in tears. 177 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:46,050 I know what you think. I just wanted to wait till our anniversary to tell you. 178 00:10:47,008 --> 00:10:49,217 I don't care, Trudy. 179 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:51,175 I don't care how I heard. 180 00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:55,258 Peter. 181 00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:03,467 How did this happen? What did the doctor say? 182 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:06,508 He said I was going to have a baby. 183 00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:10,258 I want to pick you up and spin you around, 184 00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:13,258 but I don't want to damage anything in there. 185 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:16,008 I'm so happy you're happy. 186 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:19,383 I don't know. It feels much different than I expected. 187 00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:22,300 How would you know what this feels like? 188 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,175 Come, get off your feet. 189 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,717 How are you feeling? 190 00:11:30,508 --> 00:11:32,342 Tell me you'll forgive my father. 191 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,342 They already think you hate them and honestly, it's my fault. 192 00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:37,592 I don't hate them. 193 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:40,842 I shouldn't have taken my mother to the doctor, not that doctor. 194 00:11:40,925 --> 00:11:43,092 It's just... I thought something was going on, 195 00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:44,842 and I was so prepared to be disappointed 196 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:47,217 or that, God forbid, something was really wrong. 197 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:52,175 Trudy, I had to talk to him because the agency has to drop Clearasil. 198 00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:56,050 -Why? -There's another product that's similar, 199 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,258 -and we can't... -A conflict. 200 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,342 Peter, I'm familiar with the term. You use it all the time. 201 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,592 I invited him there and his good news trumped my bad news. 202 00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:08,133 And the funny thing is, that was the moment to tell him. 203 00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:10,133 I was so bowled over. 204 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,633 We did it. 205 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:22,425 Why don't you let my father hear this from me? 206 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:25,633 He's already so guilty, he'll never feel the knife go in. 207 00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:27,300 I can't let you do that. 208 00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:31,092 But I'm the one who talked him into returning to the agency to begin with. 209 00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:33,800 -We needed him. -And now you don't. 210 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,467 He'll be fine. Tomorrow night. 211 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,092 Yankee pot roast. 212 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,425 Let's go. Caroline will be watching your desk. 213 00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:51,383 Why don't you have to do this? 214 00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:54,050 You don't have to do this. You're getting paid. 215 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:57,675 We're old and we're married. They don't want us. 216 00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,217 But I use Pond's. I do. 217 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,300 Come on. 218 00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:10,175 Girls, rind your places. Megan, help me with the curtains. 219 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,842 No matter how late I come, I'm always waiting for someone. 220 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:28,592 I had to wait until the girls left the ladies' room to change. 221 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,175 You could've used my office, but I don't have one. 222 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:37,425 -This isn't right. -I thought you wanted Faye, not Dr. Miller. 223 00:13:38,008 --> 00:13:41,675 Yes, but I told someone to leave the "e" off of Faye. 224 00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,717 I like to be able to correct it in front of the girls. It makes them trust me. 225 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,133 Because your name is spelled wrong? 226 00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:50,008 Because I'm obviously not that important. I don't need it. 227 00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:54,425 I have to warn you there's lots of perfume. 228 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:56,842 There always is. 229 00:14:11,592 --> 00:14:13,425 ...why everyone has a nifty name tag. 230 00:14:13,508 --> 00:14:17,217 Very well then. I suppose I'll work in Mr. Sterling's office. 231 00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:18,675 He won't be coming. 232 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,383 As I said, my name is Faye. 233 00:14:24,008 --> 00:14:25,258 I don't have a name tag. 234 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:26,883 I guess they forgot about me. 235 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,925 They got mine wrong. I'm Dotty. 236 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:36,550 I mean I'm not a dotty person. That's my name. 237 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:39,717 Hello, Dotty. 238 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,133 So, there's no reason to be anxious. 239 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,342 We have to enjoy the fact that we're all getting paid not to work for a little bit. 240 00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:53,800 But don't worry, that's our little secret. 241 00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:57,633 And I'd like you to think that this is just a bunch of your friends, 242 00:14:57,717 --> 00:15:04,508 as if maybe this is a sorority or a bridal shower with tea. 243 00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:11,342 Or just a bunch of us celebrating, say Allison 's birthday at my apartment. 244 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:17,758 You shouldn't be surprised, looking around the room, 245 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:22,342 that we're here to talk about beauty. 246 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,967 What are the things we all do to keep ourselves beautiful 247 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:31,092 or simply to enhance it? 248 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:32,842 Please pass a Danish. 249 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,758 You don't have to raise your hand. Anyone? 250 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,967 I can say it. 251 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,217 I have a routine. 252 00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:49,425 I brush my hair 100 times just like I did when I was a little girl, 253 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,175 but of course only the night before I have it set. 254 00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:58,383 -Very cute. -Can you imagine? 255 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:03,342 Your financial future's in the hands of a roomful of 22-year-old girls. 256 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:04,800 Not mine. 257 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,175 Okay. Sometimes I watch my weight. 258 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,842 No one's hungry? 259 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:20,675 I'd like a Danish. 260 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:24,092 I don't use Pond's, if that's what you're asking. 261 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,592 That's okay. 262 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,758 I'm of French extraction and my mother has beautiful skin. 263 00:16:29,842 --> 00:16:32,092 She never washes her face. 264 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:35,008 She's not dirty. She uses water, but nothing else. 265 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,633 And you do what she does? 266 00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:40,008 What does she do? 267 00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:43,592 She stands at the sink 268 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:47,675 and she runs the water until it's just the perfect temperature, not too hot. 269 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:52,883 And she splashes it on her face and she pats her cheeks with her fingertips. 270 00:16:54,508 --> 00:16:56,508 And she looks at herself? 271 00:16:58,175 --> 00:16:59,717 Yes, she does. 272 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,592 She's amazing. 273 00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:11,675 I sit at my vanity and I have this night cream, my boyfriend laughed at me. 274 00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:13,842 What was so funny about it? 275 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,842 It was just, you know, one time. 276 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:21,258 At Christmas Eve we were staying up late and we were playing house, I guess. 277 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,258 You shouldn't do things for them. They don't appreciate it. 278 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:29,175 You don't think they appreciate you being beautiful? 279 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,133 We broke up a year ago. 280 00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:38,383 Actually, I don't know what he noticed, but it wasn't me, I guess. 281 00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,883 It's worse when they notice, sometimes. 282 00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,508 Allison, please, continue. 283 00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,342 It's nothing. 284 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,383 -Are you in there? -Yes. 285 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,383 I asked your girl to inform me of your arrival. 286 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,967 She's in that group. 287 00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,008 Did you speak with Tom? 288 00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:10,717 I'm sorry. It didn't happen. The opportunity passed. 289 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:15,175 Well, then we shall endeavor to recreate it. Perhaps lunch today? 290 00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:19,383 I'm afraid Roger's already informed Pond's that this was attended to. 291 00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:22,092 That's sloppy. 292 00:18:22,592 --> 00:18:25,175 I have a lunch, but I'm seeing him tonight. 293 00:18:25,675 --> 00:18:26,800 Damn it. 294 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,508 Lane. 295 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,342 I just found out I'm going to be a father. 296 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:38,175 Well, now, that should take the sting out of all of this. 297 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,092 I suppose. 298 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,175 I apologize. 299 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,342 That's the very best news. 300 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,008 Congratulations. 301 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,050 Thank you. 302 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:10,467 And I just kept thinking, "Why does he stare at other girls?" 303 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:16,675 Well, men do that, but does he look at me that way? 304 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:21,175 And we're not married, so who am I? 305 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,800 How the hell did this get so sad so fast? 306 00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:28,300 I know I'm speaking for everyone here. 307 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:32,258 But you can't think it has anything to do with how you look, Dotty. 308 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,008 You can only do your best with what God gave you. 309 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,300 What about makeup? 310 00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:44,175 I feel like it doesn't matter what I see. 311 00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:46,008 It matters what he sees. 312 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,467 I feel like I gave him everything and I got nothing. 313 00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,633 I could see she was gonna crack. 314 00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,467 Allison? 315 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,925 Are you all right, dear? 316 00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:09,633 -It's okay. She'll be all right. -Should I... 317 00:20:09,883 --> 00:20:11,758 If she wanted to be around us, she would've stayed. 318 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:18,175 Sarah, what do you do that makes you feel good about the way you look? 319 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,342 I feel kind of responsible. Do you mind? 320 00:20:24,008 --> 00:20:26,508 Is there any kind of ritual? 321 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,508 I think my strategy was right. 322 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:32,633 They just wanna get married and they'll buy anything that'll help. 323 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:40,508 -Are you all right? -it's you. 324 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,967 Come with me. 325 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:54,133 People cry in these things all the time. Grown men. 326 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:56,508 I was in a bunch when I first started working here. 327 00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:58,758 I'd say half the time somebody cries. 328 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,217 Really? 329 00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:03,717 I think it just feels good to talk. 330 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:07,300 I can't even say anything because I know he's right out there, 331 00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:08,758 right through the glass. 332 00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:11,300 Who? 333 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,842 I don't know how you stand it. 334 00:21:13,925 --> 00:21:18,425 The way he turns on the charm one minute and then yanks it away. 335 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:19,883 How can you even talk to him? 336 00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:21,675 Don? 337 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,258 Would you stop it? 338 00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:26,008 I realize you must've gone through everything I've gone through. 339 00:21:27,008 --> 00:21:29,883 But now I know. It's just, he's a drunk. 340 00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:33,008 And they get away with murder because they forget everything. 341 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:37,050 I don't know what you think. 342 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,425 Forget it. 343 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,008 Your problem is not my problem. 344 00:21:44,842 --> 00:21:47,383 -Fine. -And honestly, you should get over it. 345 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,425 Please leave me alone. 346 00:21:56,008 --> 00:21:58,425 -Thank you. Nice to meet you, too. -Nice to meet you. 347 00:21:58,508 --> 00:22:00,175 -Bye. -Bye. 348 00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:03,967 -Did she go home? -No, she's fine. 349 00:22:04,842 --> 00:22:06,217 Nothing else good happened. 350 00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:08,008 -Bye, now. -Okay, great. 351 00:22:08,092 --> 00:22:09,092 Bye-bye. 352 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,342 That went very well. 353 00:22:13,342 --> 00:22:15,175 You can stop the tape. 354 00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:19,592 Is she okay? 355 00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:21,675 -Who? -Yeah, she's fine. 356 00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:28,008 All right. Let's talk preliminary results. 357 00:22:29,008 --> 00:22:32,383 Is it all right if we put this back the way it goes? 358 00:22:33,383 --> 00:22:34,508 We can go to my office. 359 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,425 Let's go in there. 360 00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:48,550 That's big, big news. 361 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,592 If you need any baby crap, Jen and I have a closetful. 362 00:22:53,008 --> 00:22:55,217 -Hello, fellows. -Good to see you, Kenny. 363 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:57,467 -Pete. -How are you, Ken? 364 00:22:59,717 --> 00:23:02,175 -Mr. Crane. -Over here, Gil. 365 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:04,008 There's a phone call for you. 366 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:08,300 I've gotta get this. Those goniffs at CBS are screwing me again. 367 00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:11,842 -Those what? -Order for me, Caesar salad, no dressing. 368 00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:17,842 -You wanna take a look? -Sure. 369 00:23:26,175 --> 00:23:28,633 Listen, I've gotta get this out of the way. 370 00:23:29,258 --> 00:23:32,633 But I would appreciate it for the future 371 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:34,925 if you would not say shitty things about me behind my back. 372 00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:37,467 What? 373 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,842 Come on. Are you gonna deny it and make it worse? 374 00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:42,008 I don't know what you've heard, but it's not true. 375 00:23:42,925 --> 00:23:46,383 You didn't call me an All-American idiot who fell into everything? 376 00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:49,633 Whom did I supposedly say this to? 377 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:51,175 Does it matter? 378 00:23:51,467 --> 00:23:53,925 Well, I'd like to defend myself. 379 00:23:54,342 --> 00:23:56,800 I heard that you told your wife that I was driving the tractor 380 00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:57,925 when the accident happened. 381 00:23:58,383 --> 00:24:01,342 What? I don't think so. 382 00:24:01,425 --> 00:24:04,592 What I probably said was that you were involved, 383 00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:07,133 we all were, and that it was your account. 384 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,717 And Crane told me yesterday you said I was marrying for money. 385 00:24:10,508 --> 00:24:12,675 I didn't say that. He did. 386 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:15,217 Well, he's like that, and everybody who knows him knows that. 387 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,925 But when you say it, and especially when it gets back to my fiancee, 388 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:21,508 Trudy knows her, you know, some garden club. 389 00:24:23,425 --> 00:24:25,300 I was unaware of that. 390 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,300 Look, you know what? 391 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,008 I apologize. Mea culpa. 392 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,217 Textbook Harry. 393 00:24:37,508 --> 00:24:38,967 You know what? He's buying lunch. 394 00:24:39,842 --> 00:24:42,675 I don't really care. I'm just glad to be out of the office. 395 00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,883 It is nice, especially without having to listen 396 00:24:45,967 --> 00:24:49,092 to some client yammering about how dirty the city is. 397 00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:51,425 How's it going? 398 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:55,592 I've been floating along laterally, but I don't know that it's a love affair. 399 00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:57,883 -It's better than McCann. -What was that like? 400 00:24:58,258 --> 00:25:01,967 Are you kidding me? it's the worst agency I've ever seen. The worst. 401 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:04,967 My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont 402 00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:08,550 and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building. 403 00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:16,300 So, you're getting married. Congratulations. 404 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:18,467 It's all that really matters, right? 405 00:25:20,508 --> 00:25:23,425 Actually, I have a bit of news of my own. 406 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:26,508 Trudy is with child. 407 00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:29,675 Good for you. Good for you. 408 00:25:30,883 --> 00:25:32,092 I'll be honest, I can't wait. 409 00:25:32,675 --> 00:25:35,050 It's very good so far. 410 00:25:36,633 --> 00:25:39,467 A new family, a new agency, has to be exciting. 411 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:43,508 Well, you know, wherever you do this job, you're doing this job. 412 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,133 I know you're all slaves to Draper over there, 413 00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:50,217 but I'd rather be a slave to creative than some old fart. 414 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,592 Whoever pours the last drink gets all the credit 415 00:25:52,675 --> 00:25:55,008 and you're spinning your wheels half the time. 416 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,758 Right now we're chasing Mountain Dew. 417 00:25:58,842 --> 00:26:01,133 Supposedly we're going to turn it into Pepsi, 418 00:26:01,217 --> 00:26:04,467 but the only reason Pepsi would do it is to make BBDO sweat. 419 00:26:04,550 --> 00:26:08,592 This whole idea that we'd get the bigger company is a joke. 420 00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:10,717 We'd just end up with a bunch of little pieces. 421 00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:17,217 Well, the grass is always greener. 422 00:26:18,550 --> 00:26:21,967 Who am I kidding? Look how lucky we are. 423 00:26:22,342 --> 00:26:26,092 Another Campbell, that's just what the world needs. 424 00:26:40,258 --> 00:26:42,842 -Can I come in? -It's your office. 425 00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:44,883 Glad to see you're feeling better. 426 00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,633 If you don't feel like working... 427 00:27:01,592 --> 00:27:02,883 What? 428 00:27:04,092 --> 00:27:05,925 I'm very embarrassed. 429 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,675 People cry in those groups all the time, Allison. 430 00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:12,175 That's not what I'm embarrassed about. 431 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,925 This actually happened. 432 00:27:19,717 --> 00:27:20,925 I know. 433 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:23,717 I know. 434 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:25,842 We made a mistake 435 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:33,883 and I feel like it's awkward and it's better for both of us if I move on. 436 00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:37,383 I don't think that's necessary. We're both adults. 437 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,508 No, I really would feel better about it. 438 00:27:40,967 --> 00:27:43,842 A friend of mine told me about a job at a magazine 439 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:48,342 and I thought that might be interesting, working for a woman. 440 00:27:50,675 --> 00:27:52,050 Anyway, I... 441 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:56,425 I would appreciate it if you could write me a recommendation. 442 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,092 Absolutely. What would probably be even better 443 00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:02,008 is if you type up whatever you want and I'll sign it. 444 00:28:03,508 --> 00:28:04,508 What? 445 00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:06,217 You've been sparkling in your duties. 446 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,008 Just put it on my stationery, put whatever you want and I'll sign it. 447 00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:27,800 I don't say this easily, but you're not a good person. 448 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:33,175 Allison, hold on. 449 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,592 What's going on? 450 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:57,300 I'm gonna need a new secretary. And this cleaned up. 451 00:28:58,550 --> 00:29:01,717 Would you be open to Allison returning in a couple of days? 452 00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:05,300 -If that's what she wants. -Really? 453 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,300 No. 454 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:36,008 There's a Joyce Ramsay to see you at reception. 455 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,050 So, at this point you've read everything out here? 456 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:43,425 I don't even like magazines, 457 00:29:43,508 --> 00:29:46,300 but I brought in a book and they told me it didn't look right. 458 00:29:46,842 --> 00:29:47,842 Hi. 459 00:29:49,592 --> 00:29:50,925 Do you want to come back and see my office? 460 00:29:51,675 --> 00:29:52,800 Another time. 461 00:29:52,883 --> 00:29:57,133 Listen, my friend the photographer, Mr. Reject, he's having a... 462 00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:00,258 I don't even know what to call it, downtown. 463 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:02,842 Are you inviting me? 464 00:30:05,883 --> 00:30:09,050 -Are you afraid of the subway? -Of course not. 465 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,508 Thanks, sweetheart. 466 00:30:11,842 --> 00:30:12,842 Washington Market, 467 00:30:13,675 --> 00:30:17,550 unless you have to work or have plans that are more interesting. 468 00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:20,467 It starts at 9:00. I'll be there at 10:00. 469 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,842 She's kind of pretentious. 470 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:29,133 I know. 471 00:30:35,883 --> 00:30:39,092 Darling, we're so excited. 472 00:30:39,175 --> 00:30:41,175 Is that you, Peter? 473 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,425 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut from now on. 474 00:30:46,967 --> 00:30:48,800 Well, hello there. 475 00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:51,717 -How are you feeling? -A little behind. 476 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,550 Why don't you let me fix my father and you a drink 477 00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:56,258 and you can show my mother what we have planned for the maid's room. 478 00:30:56,508 --> 00:30:57,800 I'll make the drinks. I don't care. 479 00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,967 No, why don't you show your mother the maid's room? 480 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:01,717 I don't know that I'm an expert. 481 00:31:01,842 --> 00:31:03,133 Okay. 482 00:31:04,175 --> 00:31:05,342 Come along, Mother. 483 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,467 We're a couple of lucky ducks, aren't we? 484 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,258 We are. Tom, let me ask you something. 485 00:31:12,425 --> 00:31:14,758 -What are you having? -In a minute. Listen... 486 00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:17,008 I know what you're gonna say. 487 00:31:18,217 --> 00:31:20,175 You need a bigger apartment. I get it. 488 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:23,592 Every time you jump to conclusions, Tom, you make me respect you less. 489 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:25,675 -What? -LOOK. 490 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,425 You gave us Clearasil and we're extremely grateful, 491 00:31:28,508 --> 00:31:30,342 but there's only so much business it's going to do. 492 00:31:30,842 --> 00:31:32,800 Yeah, well, that's kind of in your hands, isn't it? 493 00:31:33,467 --> 00:31:34,508 I'm done auditioning. 494 00:31:36,675 --> 00:31:38,592 You gave us this under a certain pretext. 495 00:31:38,675 --> 00:31:39,675 I've done well by you. 496 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:42,842 And the idea was if we do well by this account, 497 00:31:42,925 --> 00:31:44,633 you'll give us a shot at the big one, 498 00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:47,467 because right now I have bigger business than Clearasil. 499 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:49,258 Are you mad at me? 500 00:31:49,883 --> 00:31:51,217 No. 501 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,550 Clearasil was conflicted out by a bigger company, 502 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:56,050 and I'm trying to build a business here. 503 00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:59,675 Well, what do you want? Do you want the cough syrup? 504 00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:01,383 I want all of it. 505 00:32:01,467 --> 00:32:06,842 I want the formula 44 mixture, the cough drops, the inhaler, vaporub. 506 00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:10,133 Who's doing a better job for you than I have? 507 00:32:11,092 --> 00:32:14,133 Well, you've given me something to think about. 508 00:32:15,175 --> 00:32:16,383 Really? 509 00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:19,675 I think it's pretty simple. What can I get you? 510 00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:24,967 Trudy, do we have any ice? 511 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:28,967 You son of a bitch. 512 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,467 Tom, you have to come see this. 513 00:33:40,592 --> 00:33:41,592 Joyce! 514 00:33:43,508 --> 00:33:44,550 I made it. 515 00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:46,967 You look swellegant. 516 00:33:47,842 --> 00:33:48,967 Okay. 517 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:51,092 Peggy works in the same building. 518 00:33:51,175 --> 00:33:53,508 Sharon was one of Davey's models. 519 00:33:54,008 --> 00:33:56,092 What did your mother say? 520 00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,967 She doesn't know. 521 00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:01,383 What is that? 522 00:34:02,092 --> 00:34:05,508 He screws around with movies, too. He's not as good at it. 523 00:34:06,342 --> 00:34:08,425 I can't believe how big this place is. 524 00:34:09,008 --> 00:34:10,550 I think it was a sweatshop. 525 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:14,967 Is there beer or something? I thought I saw someone with a beer. 526 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:19,675 Jesus. I thought I needed a lot of attention. 527 00:34:22,342 --> 00:34:27,342 Listen, I'm already high, but this is easier than finding a beer. 528 00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:29,217 If you like it. 529 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:31,967 I love it. 530 00:34:45,842 --> 00:34:47,050 I'm hungry. 531 00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:51,675 I have a boyfriend. 532 00:34:52,342 --> 00:34:54,258 He doesn't own your vagina. 533 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:57,550 No, but he's renting it. 534 00:36:12,092 --> 00:36:15,550 This film is more interesting than I thought. 535 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:18,175 -it's rhythmic. -Yeah. 536 00:36:23,175 --> 00:36:25,800 I thought I was gonna get to meet him. 537 00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:28,675 Abe! 538 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,300 Where the hell's Kellogg? 539 00:36:36,175 --> 00:36:38,925 Hey, Abe. Are you with Joyce? 540 00:36:39,217 --> 00:36:40,217 Are you? 541 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,008 -I'm Peggy. -Peggy's a writer. 542 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,842 So am I. What do you write? 543 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,675 I'm a Copywriter. 544 00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:48,425 But what do you write? 545 00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:50,300 That is writing. 546 00:36:50,467 --> 00:36:52,133 You're not working on something else? 547 00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:56,342 Davey Kellogg, this is Peggy Olson. 548 00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:58,967 -She wanted to meet you. -I'm Catholic. 549 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:00,800 So, you like it? 550 00:37:01,217 --> 00:37:03,342 I don't think I'm supposed to. 551 00:37:03,425 --> 00:37:06,467 I love your nudes. We're looking for photographers. 552 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,508 -I'm glad I was here to see this. -Who's "we"? 553 00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:13,175 I work at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. Advertising. 554 00:37:13,758 --> 00:37:15,675 Why would I ever do that? 555 00:37:16,342 --> 00:37:18,508 So you can get paid to practice your art. 556 00:37:19,008 --> 00:37:21,050 Art in advertising? 557 00:37:21,133 --> 00:37:23,383 Why would anyone do that after Warhol? 558 00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:29,175 Sorry, for somebody to sell their soul, they've got to have one. 559 00:37:30,717 --> 00:37:33,217 It's a raid! 560 00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:36,508 It's the NYPD. 561 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,550 Wait, wait. 562 00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:50,258 -Hey, come on. Come on. -Nobody move! 563 00:37:50,883 --> 00:37:53,967 You know, I've been arrested before. 564 00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:56,675 For what? 565 00:37:56,758 --> 00:38:02,675 I was writing about this boycott in Harlem and they wouldn't leave, so I didn't leave. 566 00:38:03,008 --> 00:38:05,217 Wow! Did you go to jail? 567 00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:08,175 No. 568 00:38:08,842 --> 00:38:10,842 My sister came and got me. 569 00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:16,175 I feel like I should kiss you. 570 00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:32,967 Come on. 571 00:38:37,092 --> 00:38:39,925 They chased everybody down the fire escape. 572 00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:44,008 Are they beating people? 573 00:38:44,342 --> 00:38:45,342 They took the film. 574 00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:48,300 I should see this. It could be a story. 575 00:38:48,383 --> 00:38:50,217 -How can I find you? -I know where she is. 576 00:39:21,342 --> 00:39:22,550 Nice to see you, Ms. Blankenship. 577 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:25,508 I look forward to hearing that every day. 578 00:39:25,592 --> 00:39:29,550 There's coffee and a roll on your desk and Mr. Sterling would like to see you. 579 00:39:30,092 --> 00:39:31,925 Roger, he's here. 580 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,467 Could you get the others? 581 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:42,092 Blankenship? Boy! 582 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:47,550 Hello? Could you fetch Campbell and Pryce, Lane, Misters. 583 00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:50,508 What did you do to make them take her out of mothballs? 584 00:39:50,592 --> 00:39:51,967 She was working in Cooper's apartment. 585 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,342 Allison found a better opportunity. 586 00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:56,008 Do you know he works without pants? 587 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,133 -Morning, Don. -Don. 588 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,758 Morning. 589 00:39:59,842 --> 00:40:02,092 I'd like to say in front of this informal partners meeting 590 00:40:02,175 --> 00:40:06,092 that I am in the midst of signing Vicks Chemical, the entire cough line. 591 00:40:06,175 --> 00:40:08,467 It bills at around $6 million and they love television. 592 00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,508 It's truly spectacular news. 593 00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:12,675 Congratulations. How'd you swing that? 594 00:40:12,925 --> 00:40:16,550 I guess as the president would say, I turned chicken shit into chicken salad. 595 00:40:16,633 --> 00:40:18,258 I thought I'd kick Clearasil over to Geyer. 596 00:40:19,008 --> 00:40:20,133 Anyone but Chaough. 597 00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:23,467 We're taking Philip Coakmeyer and Tom Vogel to luncheon today. 598 00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:26,300 Don't worry, we already checked it with your girl. 599 00:40:29,508 --> 00:40:31,008 -Keep it up. -Thank you, Don. 600 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,175 Please reschedule Dr. Miller. 601 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:46,592 They're not really pornography, per se. They're just nudes. 602 00:40:47,008 --> 00:40:48,633 They're like renaissance paintings. 603 00:40:49,175 --> 00:40:52,800 The party sounds fun. We had nude models in school. 604 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,175 You know right away whoever has the best drawing is going to get her. 605 00:40:55,675 --> 00:40:57,842 Did you know Malcolm X was shot last Sunday? 606 00:40:58,342 --> 00:40:59,550 Yes, Peggy. 607 00:40:59,675 --> 00:41:01,550 Well, did you know who he was? 608 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:04,175 You ever read the stuff between the ads? 609 00:41:04,258 --> 00:41:06,800 A few of us are sending a bottle of champagne to the Campbells'. 610 00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:08,467 I'll sign the card. 611 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:11,717 -I was hoping for a contribution. -No, thank you. 612 00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:21,508 Trudy's pregnant? 613 00:41:23,675 --> 00:41:25,300 I can't believe that guy's married to her. 614 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,800 I would get her so pregnant. 615 00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:45,175 Hello. 616 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,508 Congratulations. 617 00:41:48,217 --> 00:41:49,550 Yes. 618 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,175 A $6 million account should shut Lane up for a while. 619 00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:54,675 No, I mean about the baby. 620 00:41:57,675 --> 00:42:00,550 Yes. I guess that's news. 621 00:42:01,675 --> 00:42:05,675 I just wanted to let you know how happy I am for you both. 622 00:42:08,717 --> 00:42:10,008 Thank you. 623 00:42:41,758 --> 00:42:45,967 Dr. Miller is here to see you. It's a she. 624 00:42:48,258 --> 00:42:49,342 Send her in. 625 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:59,050 -What do you want? -Nothing. I moved the meeting. 626 00:43:00,175 --> 00:43:02,467 Your secretary said you needed to see me immediately. 627 00:43:06,008 --> 00:43:08,508 We're still working things out. 628 00:43:09,175 --> 00:43:11,175 Well, I've done everything but finish the report. 629 00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,175 How'd we do? 630 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:17,342 Well, it turns out the hypothesis was rejected. 631 00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:21,550 I'd recommend a strategy that links Pond's Cold Cream to matrimony, 632 00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,800 a veiled promise. 633 00:43:24,175 --> 00:43:25,592 Hello, 1925. 634 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,508 I'm not gonna do that, so what are we gonna tell the client? 635 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:33,675 I can't change the truth. 636 00:43:34,758 --> 00:43:36,967 How do you know that's the truth? 637 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:38,842 A new idea is something they don't know yet, 638 00:43:38,925 --> 00:43:41,383 so of course it's not gonna come up as an option. 639 00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:43,050 Put my campaign on IV for a year, 640 00:43:43,133 --> 00:43:45,258 then hold your group again, maybe it'll show up. 641 00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:49,592 Well, I tried everything. I said, "Routine." I tried "ritual." 642 00:43:49,675 --> 00:43:51,092 All they care about is a husband. 643 00:43:51,175 --> 00:43:52,842 You were there. I'll show you the transcripts. 644 00:43:53,467 --> 00:43:55,092 You can't tell how people are going to behave 645 00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:56,842 based on how they have behaved. 646 00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,133 Why are you being so hostile? 647 00:43:59,217 --> 00:44:00,675 You think I've never had this argument before? 648 00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:03,717 Because you go in there and you stick your finger in people's brains 649 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,508 and they just start talking... Just to be heard. 650 00:44:08,092 --> 00:44:09,092 And you know what? 651 00:44:09,175 --> 00:44:12,050 Not only does it have nothing to do with what I do, but it's nobody's business. 652 00:44:13,842 --> 00:44:15,425 Well, you're the client. 653 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,800 That's right. 654 00:44:38,675 --> 00:44:40,092 -Hello. -It's Joyce. 655 00:44:40,175 --> 00:44:41,758 Lunch, five minutes. 656 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:43,592 Sure. 657 00:44:43,675 --> 00:44:47,342 -Meet you in the lobby? -No, my friends want to see Megan. 658 00:44:52,967 --> 00:44:55,758 -Pete, you remember Phil Coakmeyer. -A pleasure to see you again. 659 00:44:55,925 --> 00:44:56,925 Shall we? 660 00:44:57,175 --> 00:44:58,675 We're just waiting on Don. 661 00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:09,050 Hi. 662 00:45:09,967 --> 00:45:12,508 -You wanna join us? -I can't. 663 00:45:57,133 --> 00:45:58,383 Did you get pears? 664 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:03,592 Did you get pears? 665 00:46:06,592 --> 00:46:08,258 Did you get pears? 666 00:46:08,425 --> 00:46:11,175 We'll discuss it inside.