1 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,717 Donald Draper's office. 2 00:00:51,925 --> 00:00:56,092 In addition to the two major cough drop users, smokers and cold sufferers, 3 00:00:56,342 --> 00:00:58,925 is another group that eats them as candy. 4 00:00:59,008 --> 00:01:01,467 The technical term is "hypochondriacs." 5 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:07,842 Donald Draper. 6 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:15,217 Donald Draper's office. 7 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:16,842 Hello? 8 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:22,008 You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this. 9 00:01:22,092 --> 00:01:23,467 You have a phone call. 10 00:01:23,675 --> 00:01:25,217 You can buzz me for a phone call. 11 00:01:25,592 --> 00:01:29,008 Things like coffee after I've said no, you don't have to ask again. 12 00:01:29,342 --> 00:01:31,092 You're always asleep in here. 13 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,550 Walter Hoffman from The Times. He's a reporter. 14 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,175 What's it regarding? 15 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,758 You want me to go ask? 16 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,467 I think we're done here. 17 00:01:43,092 --> 00:01:44,717 New York Times. 18 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:50,133 This is Don. 19 00:01:50,217 --> 00:01:51,883 Hi. it's Walter Hoffman from The New York Times. 20 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:53,675 I write the advertising column. 21 00:01:53,842 --> 00:01:56,300 I know who you are. What can I do for you, Walter? 22 00:01:56,467 --> 00:01:57,675 I just wanted to know if you'd heard 23 00:01:57,758 --> 00:02:00,133 that Cutler Gleason and Chaough just signed Clearasil. 24 00:02:03,008 --> 00:02:05,300 I don't keep track of accounts once we resign them. 25 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:06,633 I just think it's kind of interesting 26 00:02:06,717 --> 00:02:10,467 that first CGC takes the Jai Alai Association from you and now this. 27 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:13,133 -How do you explain it? -I don't think about it. 28 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,175 Well, I talked to Ted Chaough 29 00:02:15,258 --> 00:02:19,008 and he said, "Every time Don Draper looks in his rearview mirror, he sees me." 30 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,633 You have a partners' luncheon. 31 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:22,717 What's your point? 32 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,967 My point is do you have a response? 33 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,258 On the record? 34 00:02:26,342 --> 00:02:27,342 Please. 35 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:30,175 I've never heard of him. 36 00:02:30,883 --> 00:02:31,967 Anything else? 37 00:02:34,092 --> 00:02:35,925 No. Have a good day. 38 00:02:41,675 --> 00:02:43,508 This Selma thing is not going away. 39 00:02:44,342 --> 00:02:46,508 You still don't think they need a civil rights law? 40 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,758 They got what they wanted. Why aren't they happy? 41 00:02:48,842 --> 00:02:51,383 Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf and they can't. 42 00:02:51,508 --> 00:02:53,133 Please tell me I missed everything. 43 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,967 I now call to order a meeting of the partners, 44 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,925 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. In attendance... 45 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:00,425 Everybody. 46 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,258 Very well then, Mr. Campbell. 47 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:08,383 Secor Laxative has finally agreed to produce a television commercial and test market it. 48 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:12,633 How'd you ease them into it? Must've had to loosen them up first. 49 00:03:12,883 --> 00:03:15,675 We've had that client for 18 years, Roger. 50 00:03:16,342 --> 00:03:18,092 Pete has other news. 51 00:03:18,217 --> 00:03:21,800 A Deerfield chum of mine roped me into a dinner for the Asia Society, 52 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:25,217 the result of which was a series of interesting phone calls and one lunch 53 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,758 regarding the Honda Motorcycle Company. 54 00:03:27,842 --> 00:03:29,675 They control over 50% of the US market. 55 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,008 I've seen them. They're cute. 56 00:03:32,508 --> 00:03:34,300 They're miserable at Grey. 57 00:03:34,383 --> 00:03:36,467 Well, 50% of the market, who wouldn't be? 58 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,508 "Where's my other half?" 59 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:43,217 They're taking meetings and as of 9:00 this morning, we're on the books. 60 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,633 Three million dollars in potential billings, 61 00:03:45,717 --> 00:03:47,842 and they're venturing into automobiles as well. 62 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:48,967 When can you bring them in? 63 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:50,967 Listen, let me spare you the agony and the ecstasy 64 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,550 and tell you we are not doing business with them. 65 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,300 Excuse me? 66 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:58,675 Look, I don't expect you to understand this, because you were a little boy, 67 00:03:59,217 --> 00:04:00,883 but I used to be a man with a lot of friends. 68 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:05,008 Then World War II came and they were all Killed by your new yellow buddies. 69 00:04:09,342 --> 00:04:10,508 Look, 70 00:04:10,758 --> 00:04:12,675 if Bernbach can do business with Volkswagen, 71 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:14,092 we can do business with anybody. 72 00:04:14,217 --> 00:04:15,758 The war is over, Roger. 73 00:04:15,842 --> 00:04:17,758 Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here? 74 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,300 That'll be enough of that. 75 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:24,758 Lucky Strike is great. Meeting adjourned. 76 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:34,092 We don't usually put new business to a vote, do we? 77 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,467 Does anyone really have a problem with this? 78 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,300 No. When can you bring them in? 79 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:41,425 Immediately, if possible. I don't want to lose our spot. 80 00:04:41,508 --> 00:04:44,175 So far I've been advised to read The Chrysanthemum and the Sword. 81 00:04:44,258 --> 00:04:47,508 From what I can tell, they have their own way of doing business. 82 00:04:47,592 --> 00:04:51,050 Bert, I'm hoping you'll help us navigate these waters? 83 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:55,050 I'll prepare a few salient points. Keep Roger out of the loop. 84 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,842 Another rather exciting possibility. 85 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:00,008 Good work. 86 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,008 Joan, get everybody that book. 87 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:04,092 I at least want them to see it on people's desks. 88 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,842 Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans? 89 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,717 I have no idea. 90 00:05:10,675 --> 00:05:12,967 The body of a 38-year-old Unitarian minister 91 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:15,758 was cremated within hours of his death last night. 92 00:05:15,842 --> 00:05:18,633 He had been clubbed by white men who resented his coming to Selma 93 00:05:18,717 --> 00:05:20,967 -to join negro civil rights demonstrations. -Come in. 94 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:24,758 -Hi. -Hi. 95 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:26,758 Sally? 96 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,675 Hello. 97 00:05:28,925 --> 00:05:30,925 I brought my doctor kit. 98 00:05:35,175 --> 00:05:36,883 Okay, I'm gonna go. 99 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:40,092 Enjoy yourself. Which one is it? 100 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:43,633 I mean, which restaurant, in case I need to reach you. 101 00:05:44,008 --> 00:05:45,008 Benihana's. 102 00:05:45,092 --> 00:05:47,425 You're going to see a girl, aren't you? 103 00:05:47,508 --> 00:05:48,758 Yes, I am. 104 00:05:48,842 --> 00:05:51,008 -What's her name? -Bethany. 105 00:05:51,508 --> 00:05:52,633 I don't like that. 106 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,592 Well, you don't have to. 107 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:56,967 Bed by 9:00? 108 00:06:00,842 --> 00:06:04,592 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 109 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:15,133 Jesus. What did you do? 110 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:17,508 You look like a mongoloid. 111 00:06:17,592 --> 00:06:19,883 -Is it that bad? -Bobby, go to bed. 112 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:21,175 Sally, get over here. 113 00:06:21,383 --> 00:06:22,383 No. 114 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:24,383 Good night. 115 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,217 Come over here. 116 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:30,383 I'm not mad. Come on. 117 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:40,717 Your dad is gonna kill me. 118 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:44,675 He's actually gonna kill me. 119 00:06:45,217 --> 00:06:47,217 You have short hair and Daddy likes it. 120 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:48,425 That doesn't matter. 121 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:51,675 You're not allowed to do this and you know that. 122 00:06:52,342 --> 00:06:53,967 Are you and Daddy doing it? 123 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,092 What? 124 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:57,383 I know what it is. 125 00:06:57,508 --> 00:06:59,800 I know that the man pees inside the woman. 126 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:01,925 Where did you hear that? 127 00:07:02,258 --> 00:07:03,717 A girl at school. 128 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:06,175 You should talk to your mommy. 129 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:07,717 I don't want to. 130 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,342 You don't need to know right now, so stop changing the subject. 131 00:07:11,425 --> 00:07:12,758 I'm sorry. 132 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,800 Do you understand I'm in worse trouble than you are? 133 00:07:18,342 --> 00:07:20,550 I just wanted to look pretty. 134 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:25,383 Come on. 135 00:07:26,175 --> 00:07:28,675 We're gonna try and fix this, okay? 136 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:42,383 You're not impressed. 137 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:45,383 -My hair smells like I've been frying chicken. -It does? 138 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:47,842 Stop it. 139 00:07:49,258 --> 00:07:50,758 This place is very expensive. 140 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:53,550 That's not it. it's just not very intimate. 141 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:56,467 Three dates in five months? Don't think I don't know why. 142 00:07:57,342 --> 00:07:59,342 If it isn't the inscrutable Don Draper. 143 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:01,508 Ted. 144 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:05,592 -This is my wife Nan. -This is my friend Bethany. 145 00:08:05,675 --> 00:08:06,800 Ted Chaough. 146 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,175 -Don Draper. -Pleasure. 147 00:08:09,258 --> 00:08:10,258 Pleasure. 148 00:08:10,342 --> 00:08:13,342 We just booked Howard Moses to shoot Clearasil. Have you ever worked with him? 149 00:08:14,258 --> 00:08:15,342 Not yet. 150 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:18,550 I thought I was clever, but it looks like you and I had the same idea. 151 00:08:18,883 --> 00:08:19,883 What are you talking about? 152 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,633 What do you think? Honda? 153 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:25,008 You think the rest of these tourists are from J Walter Thompson? 154 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,425 I suppose it's possible. 155 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,633 Well, the good news is, I think it's gonna be between us. 156 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,800 The bad news is the best man's gonna win. 157 00:08:32,508 --> 00:08:34,050 Enjoy your dinner. 158 00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:36,342 -We will. -Nice to meet you. 159 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,675 -What are you doing, Ted? -My job. 160 00:08:45,175 --> 00:08:48,842 -Who's he? -Some fly I keep swatting away. 161 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:52,217 They haven't done half of what we have. 162 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,800 The minute he declared himself the competition, suddenly we were equal. 163 00:08:56,675 --> 00:08:59,967 Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's no competition at all. 164 00:09:03,008 --> 00:09:04,175 Hello? 165 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:07,967 We're not gonna let this spoil our evening, are we? 166 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,717 No. 167 00:09:13,175 --> 00:09:15,842 -Do you know how to use those? -Yes. 168 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,300 You think you could teach me? 169 00:09:33,217 --> 00:09:36,800 -What time did they go to bed? -I'm really, really sorry. 170 00:09:38,842 --> 00:09:40,633 -They still up? -No. 171 00:09:40,717 --> 00:09:45,258 It's just, I was watching I V with Bobby and I turned around for a second 172 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:47,092 and Sally cut her hair. 173 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:48,633 What? 174 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,883 It's pretty bad. 175 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,800 I could've just left them alone. 176 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:57,467 -She was in the bathroom. I didn't know. -You're supposed to watch them. 177 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,175 Don't. 178 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:01,675 I finally got her to sleep. 179 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:05,592 Do you know the river of shit I'm gonna get from her mother? 180 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:08,008 I'm sorry about that. I tried to fix it, 181 00:10:08,092 --> 00:10:10,383 but you'll probably need to take her to the beauty parlor. 182 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,092 Why the hell did she do that? 183 00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:16,342 She probably wanted to look older like Hayley Mills. 184 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,008 I don't know. I really shouldn't. 185 00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:21,008 Consider it severance. 186 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,175 -Look... -I don't want your advice, okay? 187 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,050 Good night. 188 00:10:49,842 --> 00:10:51,717 It's probably the kids. 189 00:10:56,217 --> 00:10:57,592 Hi, Mom. 190 00:10:58,175 --> 00:11:00,342 -Did you have a nice time? -Yeah. 191 00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:07,383 Take that hat off. 192 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:12,800 Let me explain, okay? 193 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:14,758 -What the hell happened to you? -Calm down. 194 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,092 -You cut her hair? -No. 195 00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:17,758 I cut it. I'm sorry... 196 00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:19,008 -Hey! -Betty. 197 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,425 It was an accident. 198 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,967 Jesus. Betts, is that necessary? 199 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:25,883 I'm really, really sorry. 200 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,425 Damn right you're sorry. Get up to your room. 201 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,300 -Hold on. -No, now. 202 00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:32,342 It'll be okay. 203 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,300 Bobby, take your little brother outside and play. 204 00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:41,717 You didn't have to hit her. 205 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,925 You're right, because it doesn't do anything! 206 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,092 You have picture day. 207 00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:49,758 -And forget about your sleepover. -Kids do this. 208 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:52,758 -You never did this? -All I wanted was to have long hair. 209 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:56,842 In fact when my mother was mad at me, she would threaten to cut my hair. 210 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,758 -Where the hell were you? -Look, it just happened. 211 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,217 The sitter wasn't paying attention. 212 00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,467 You know what? I don't want to know about your life. 213 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:05,717 You can't even watch them for a second. it's like leaving them with nobody. 214 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,842 Because you're so good with them? 215 00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:10,050 Take her to the hairdresser. 216 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,092 Goodbye. 217 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:19,633 -Betty. -Henry, I don't want to hear it. 218 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,883 I want him dead! 219 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,467 You don't think I feel that? 220 00:12:27,175 --> 00:12:29,050 I was divorced, Betty. 221 00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:31,675 My weekends with Ellie were sacrosanct. 222 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:35,175 I probably paid for a building in playland and he couldn't take a night off? 223 00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:39,758 And who knows who he had watching her? Some secretary, another whore? 224 00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:41,550 But... 225 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:45,633 That's him, not Sally. 226 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:52,008 And little girls do do this, and not just ones from broken homes. 227 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:55,842 I know. 228 00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:00,967 I was impulsive. 229 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,675 I'll apologize. 230 00:13:04,342 --> 00:13:05,342 Having had a girl this age, 231 00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:09,008 I can tell you that punishment will only make this worse. 232 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,842 So maybe, when you're apologizing, 233 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:16,342 you let her know she's going to go to the hairdresser 234 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,758 and she can go on her sleepover. 235 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,383 Reward her? Really? 236 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,217 Really. 237 00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:33,717 You're soft, you know that? 238 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,342 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. May I help you? 239 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,842 There you are. The Honda meeting's today, and before you bite my head off, 240 00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:51,217 I'm up to date on the protocol with the help of Cooper 241 00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:54,842 and we don't have to do anything but avoid criticizing them or giving advice. 242 00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:57,050 I ran into Ted Chaough. 243 00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:59,425 How are they in this thing and how could you not know that? 244 00:13:59,508 --> 00:14:00,925 This guy's drafting off of us. 245 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,175 For the record, it's JWT, CGC and us. 246 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:07,175 Now if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped 247 00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:09,300 and get these chrysanthemums out of the building. 248 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,008 Apparently they symbolize death. 249 00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:13,675 So much conflicting information. 250 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,342 Allow me to show you around. 251 00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,258 Our offices are probably more modern than you've seen, 252 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,925 but that's the kind of company we are, forward-thinking. 253 00:14:32,008 --> 00:14:34,217 This is what we call the creative lounge. 254 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,758 We can't tell you how it happens, but it does happen here. 255 00:14:38,175 --> 00:14:39,925 This is too difficult. 256 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,008 Well, tell them something. 257 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,425 This is Joan Harris, our chief hostess. 258 00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:50,675 I'd like you to meet Ichiro Kamura and Hachi Saito. 259 00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:54,425 Nice to meet you. I hope no one's taken you to Benihana. 260 00:14:54,925 --> 00:14:56,508 David Ogilvy. 261 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,175 I've got a very good list of steakhouses. Just ask. 262 00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:09,217 Not very subtle, are they? 263 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,383 No, they are not. 264 00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:18,717 We are most happily looking forward to presentation. 265 00:15:19,675 --> 00:15:21,258 Not now, I hope. 266 00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:26,050 We want more driver for motorcycle. 267 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,383 And we shall endeavor to make that happen. 268 00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:35,175 And now that we are finished, please accept our modest gifts. 269 00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:38,342 I cannot accept. 270 00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:40,758 A small token. 271 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,592 No, thank you. 272 00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:47,342 Please. You are our guests. 273 00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:49,342 Thank you. 274 00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,592 -Open it. -No. 275 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,675 Later, of course. 276 00:15:57,008 --> 00:15:58,675 It's a cantaloupe. 277 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,633 Johnnie Walker Red. 278 00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,383 Thank you very much. 279 00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:11,508 Thank you. 280 00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:15,925 I'm sorry. 281 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,758 I didn't know this meeting was happening. 282 00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:21,925 Then again, I know how some people love surprises. 283 00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:25,550 I apologize, gentlemen, but for some reason I was not informed. 284 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,175 In fact, someone set a long lunch for me with Randolph. 285 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:32,842 Well, it was last minute and now, unfortunately, drawn to a close. 286 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,675 I have to warn you they won't know it's over until you drop the big one. 287 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:37,758 Twice. 288 00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:39,550 The meeting is not over. 289 00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:42,050 We have yet to present the rules. 290 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,133 So now you're dictating terms. 291 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,300 Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito, this is Roger Sterling. 292 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,842 And this is their translator, Akira Takahashi. 293 00:16:59,008 --> 00:17:03,883 We give each firm $3,000 294 00:17:04,342 --> 00:17:07,675 for a competitive presentation. 295 00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:11,092 In this packet are the conditions for the competition. 296 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:14,425 We don't want any conditions. We want it to be unconditional. 297 00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:17,633 Akira, go ahead, tell them what I said. 298 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:20,675 Roger, stop it. These men are our guests. 299 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:21,800 I know exactly who these men are. 300 00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:24,092 You think you can just come in here and we'll fawn all over you? 301 00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:26,717 We beat you and we'll beat you again. 302 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:28,717 And we don't want any of your Jap crap. 303 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:32,258 So, sayonara. 304 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,675 If you could only know my embarrassment. 305 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:48,008 His wife's very sick. He's been drinking a lot. 306 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:56,050 You have our rules. 307 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,008 We very much look forward to your presentation. 308 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,925 You don't get to kill this account. 309 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,758 You know how they are. Maybe it'll kill itself. 310 00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:16,800 Enough. 311 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,217 I'm not even talking about money right now. 312 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,508 I'm talking about the kind of work you could do for those people. 313 00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:22,467 Have you seen that motorcycle? They love design. 314 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:26,300 As long as my name's in that lobby, I get to choose whom I do business with. 315 00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:28,883 And I've got a lot better reasons than you had with Jantzen. 316 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,467 Jantzen was over. 317 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,633 Well, I made a pledge to a lot of men you'll never meet 318 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,508 not to do business with them. 319 00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:36,842 Christ on a cracker, where do you get off? 320 00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:39,342 You know what? You weren't there. You weren't anywhere. 321 00:18:39,425 --> 00:18:40,883 I'm sorry you can't understand. 322 00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:42,508 It's been almost 20 years 323 00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:45,508 and whether you like it or not, the world has moved on. 324 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,008 These are not the same people. 325 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,883 How could that be? I'm the same people! 326 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:51,467 You don't think I know what you're doing? 327 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:52,925 You're wrapping yourself in the flag 328 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,883 so you can keep me from bringing in an account 329 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,008 because you know that every chip I make, we become less dependent on Lucky Strike 330 00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:01,092 and therefore less dependent on you. 331 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,842 -Why, you little shit! -Roger! 332 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,675 Get him out of here. 333 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:12,467 The rest of us are trying to build something. 334 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,300 He's right. 335 00:19:24,842 --> 00:19:26,633 You know what to do. 336 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:36,008 Where would you hide a coin? You'd spend it, wouldn't you? 337 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,217 I do know where it is. I'll tell you. 338 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,842 -Then tell me. -I'll make a bargain with you. 339 00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:45,342 Let these two go. Keep me. I'll tell you. 340 00:19:47,508 --> 00:19:50,008 -Promise. -No. 341 00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:52,175 Then no deal. 342 00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,842 What if you won't tell me where that coin is? 343 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,342 I refuse to talk in this... 344 00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:15,675 What are you doing? 345 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,175 Nothing. 346 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,550 Laura. 347 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,592 Someone else was here... 348 00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:21,842 Go upstairs. 349 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:35,217 Hold Still. I'll get it. 350 00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:42,592 What's the problem? Is she sick? I would've come and gotten her. 351 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,342 No. The slumber party ended early. 352 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,592 I'd like to speak to Betty. 353 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,717 Okay. Honey? 354 00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:59,217 Is everything all right? 355 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,217 No, it's not. 356 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:04,633 Could you leave us alone for a moment? 357 00:21:10,175 --> 00:21:12,842 I found Sally behaving inappropriately. 358 00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:15,717 What'd she do? 359 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:20,383 She was in our den on the couch playing with herself. 360 00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:23,425 What? 361 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,258 I don't know what goes on here, 362 00:21:26,342 --> 00:21:28,175 but that kind of behavior is not allowed in my house 363 00:21:28,258 --> 00:21:30,675 and certainly not in the presence of my daughter. 364 00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:34,675 I am 365 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:42,175 very sorry for this behavior and so is Sally. 366 00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:47,508 I would've done the same thing. 367 00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:51,258 Well... 368 00:21:52,508 --> 00:21:54,300 I'm sorry about that. 369 00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,133 I should go. 370 00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,425 What is wrong with you? 371 00:22:13,675 --> 00:22:15,508 You don't do those things. 372 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:19,425 You don't do them in private and you especially don't do them in public. 373 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,550 You have nothing to say? 374 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,633 I didn't do anything. 375 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,008 Don't you dare lie to me or I'll cut your fingers off. 376 00:22:27,508 --> 00:22:30,467 Go to bed. We'll deal with this in the morning. 377 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:36,133 What happened? 378 00:22:40,675 --> 00:22:42,175 I'm mortified. 379 00:22:44,342 --> 00:22:46,050 I'm so embarrassed. 380 00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:48,675 What happened? 381 00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:51,675 She caught Sally 382 00:22:54,717 --> 00:22:56,508 playing with herself. 383 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,633 What's wrong with her? That woman will tell everyone. 384 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:10,842 Why is she doing this? 385 00:23:11,675 --> 00:23:15,300 I told you if it got serious, there is a solution. 386 00:23:16,342 --> 00:23:18,592 I don't want to do that, Henry. 387 00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:20,758 It's one thing after another. 388 00:23:20,842 --> 00:23:22,675 What's wrong with her? 389 00:23:23,842 --> 00:23:26,592 Maybe it's time we let a professional answer that question. 390 00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:27,883 Henry, 391 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:33,258 I went to a psychiatrist once. 392 00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:36,800 What? why? 393 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:41,508 Because I was unhappy and I don't think it helps anything. 394 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:50,258 I hate to think how much worse it would have been for Eleanor without one. 395 00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:54,008 They train them just for kids. We got ours from the school. 396 00:23:55,008 --> 00:23:58,467 I'm saying this not because I'm so sure there's something wrong with her, 397 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:01,342 but I think this is very hard on you two. 398 00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:06,967 -When did you go? -Years ago. 399 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:09,508 I was bored. 400 00:24:10,842 --> 00:24:13,508 -Can we leave it at that? -Of course. 401 00:24:38,675 --> 00:24:41,008 Miss Blankenship, any luck on that call to California? 402 00:24:41,425 --> 00:24:43,175 I'm sorry. No answer 403 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:46,300 Misters Peters and Pryce to see you. 404 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:48,592 Send them in. 405 00:24:50,383 --> 00:24:52,925 I think we're okay, but everything they do is inside out. 406 00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,508 I got a call this morning from my contact there, Masao, 407 00:24:55,592 --> 00:24:58,675 telling me that the meeting was a Margaret Dumont-sized disaster, 408 00:24:58,925 --> 00:25:00,675 but then... Lane? 409 00:25:01,217 --> 00:25:06,092 Then, nearly 20 minutes later, Masao called me and set a time for our presentation. 410 00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:08,633 Look, there's probably a guy like Roger at every firm. 411 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,633 They've outgrown it and we haven't. 412 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:13,925 Roger has something to say. 413 00:25:15,342 --> 00:25:18,842 Mn Cooper and Mn Sterling. 414 00:25:19,758 --> 00:25:23,717 I realize that I should not, at this point, limit our potential clients in any way. 415 00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:27,592 Next account, no matter what it is, you'll have my full support. 416 00:25:27,675 --> 00:25:28,758 And? 417 00:25:30,842 --> 00:25:35,592 Look, I know it's an old one and I have to let it go just for my health alone, 418 00:25:36,508 --> 00:25:38,300 and, well, hell, it's over. 419 00:25:39,258 --> 00:25:41,967 Your contrition wouldn't have gotten you out of this, but you're lucky. 420 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:44,592 They called us today and gave us an appointment anyway. 421 00:25:44,675 --> 00:25:46,217 That means nothing. 422 00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,758 -it's over. -No, Bert, I said we have a meeting. 423 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:54,425 It's most likely that they are expecting us to come in and resign. 424 00:25:55,508 --> 00:25:57,717 How do you get there from here? 425 00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:01,258 Have we received a gift? 426 00:26:02,842 --> 00:26:05,883 -We should have gotten one yesterday. -I haven't. 427 00:26:06,883 --> 00:26:09,592 Miss Blankenship, have I received any packages today? 428 00:26:09,675 --> 00:26:10,717 Yes. 429 00:26:12,175 --> 00:26:13,508 Could you bring it in, please? 430 00:26:20,342 --> 00:26:22,175 It says "Don" on it. 431 00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,008 Give it to him. 432 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:34,342 "Help me, Honda. Help. Help me, Honda. Love, Teddy Chaough." 433 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,883 -So, there is no gift. -That's how they work. 434 00:26:40,092 --> 00:26:43,717 They want us to go in there, bow down and beg them to chop our heads off 435 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,092 because we disgraced ourselves. How could you admire these animals? 436 00:26:46,175 --> 00:26:49,550 Would you shut up? They're businessmen and you insulted them to their face. 437 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,217 I'm expecting a child. 438 00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:55,592 Jai Alai, Clearasil, now Honda. 439 00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:57,925 Chaough wins another one by default. 440 00:26:58,008 --> 00:26:59,217 He's not going to win. 441 00:26:59,508 --> 00:27:01,175 I'm not wasting that appointment. 442 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:04,675 We need to do something that will make them notice us. Fireworks. 443 00:27:05,008 --> 00:27:07,175 -Do you have a campaign? -No. 444 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,383 But I will and we're gonna shoot a whole commercial for it. 445 00:27:09,508 --> 00:27:11,092 Something outrageous, something graphic. 446 00:27:11,175 --> 00:27:13,842 The rules limit us to boards and copy. 447 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,300 It specifically says, "No finished work." 448 00:27:16,383 --> 00:27:18,550 Because no one's ever won an account by breaking the rules? 449 00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:20,883 Not with the Japanese. 450 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:23,092 You're trying to tell me if we put our backs into this thing, 451 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,217 we couldn't turn their heads? 452 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,633 Three thousand dollars is all we have. 453 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,717 That should buy about four seconds of your commercial. 454 00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:31,883 You don't think it's worth going out of pocket? 455 00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:33,008 What pocket? 456 00:27:33,175 --> 00:27:37,758 A spec commercial will eat up our ability to pitch any more new business this year. 457 00:27:38,008 --> 00:27:39,258 And it's only March. 458 00:27:39,342 --> 00:27:41,383 I would be willing to risk bankrupting this place 459 00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:43,842 if I didn't think we were already dead in the water. 460 00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:46,383 But we are. 461 00:27:50,508 --> 00:27:52,008 Come on, Bert. 462 00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:09,258 Hello? 463 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:11,133 Am I catching you alone? 464 00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,175 What do you want? 465 00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:16,258 I prefer not to talk about this on the phone, 466 00:28:16,342 --> 00:28:19,133 but it's our feeling that Sally needs to see a psychiatrist. 467 00:28:19,675 --> 00:28:21,050 "Our feeling." 468 00:28:22,008 --> 00:28:23,633 Why, because she cut her hair? 469 00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:25,425 No, it's more serious this time, 470 00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:28,550 and I'm telling you because I found someone through the school. 471 00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:30,050 A children specialist. 472 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:33,175 What exactly did she do? She set the house on fire? 473 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:36,300 She was masturbating, Don, in front of a friend. 474 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:37,925 Does that seem normal to you? 475 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:40,675 Really? 476 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:42,717 Boy or girl? 477 00:28:42,842 --> 00:28:45,050 Jesus. What's the difference? 478 00:28:46,342 --> 00:28:49,258 The doctor needs to speak with us, individually of course. 479 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,092 So you've made up your mind. Why are you even calling me? 480 00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:54,675 She's out of control. I thought you'd be concerned. 481 00:28:54,758 --> 00:28:57,175 I am. I just don't know that she needs a doctor. 482 00:28:57,258 --> 00:28:58,342 Can't you talk to her? 483 00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:01,050 You think I want this? I don't know what else to do. 484 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,217 You know what kind of little girls do that? 485 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,258 Fast ones. 486 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:05,467 She's 10 years old. 487 00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:06,925 Well, don't think she doesn't understand. 488 00:29:07,008 --> 00:29:08,800 She understands a lot of things, thanks to you. 489 00:29:09,508 --> 00:29:10,508 What? 490 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:13,008 I don't care what you do, but just don't do it with her there. 491 00:29:13,175 --> 00:29:15,883 You brought another man into your bed, into her house. 492 00:29:16,008 --> 00:29:17,300 You don't think she noticed that? 493 00:29:17,425 --> 00:29:20,967 One man, Don. How many have you had in your bachelor pad? 494 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:24,508 That girl you had watching her? Who's she? I'm married. 495 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:26,300 Jesus. You ever hear yourself? 496 00:29:27,342 --> 00:29:28,967 I'll give the information to your secretary. 497 00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:30,842 -Perfect. -Good night. 498 00:29:48,383 --> 00:29:49,467 Yes! 499 00:29:52,842 --> 00:29:55,675 Have you seen these? I'm trying to figure out what makes it work. 500 00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:57,675 I'm still wondering what makes you work. 501 00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,050 Joan, Pete, Peggy. 502 00:30:03,592 --> 00:30:06,675 Don't touch it. I want to see how long it goes. 503 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,383 What's wrong? 504 00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:23,133 "A man is shamed by being openly ridiculed and rejected. 505 00:30:23,258 --> 00:30:24,842 "It requires an audience." 506 00:30:25,342 --> 00:30:27,008 What is that? Fortune cookie? 507 00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:29,092 It's from that book you were all supposed to read. 508 00:30:30,508 --> 00:30:33,175 Apparently making a commercial for the Honda pitch would bankrupt us. 509 00:30:33,383 --> 00:30:34,425 And it's against the rules. 510 00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:36,008 Forget the rules for a second. 511 00:30:36,175 --> 00:30:37,842 CGC is the same size as us. 512 00:30:38,092 --> 00:30:40,967 So, if we can't afford to do anything, they can't afford to. 513 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:42,383 So everybody's bankrupt. 514 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,925 Chaough said he's in my rearview mirror. 515 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:46,217 Well, guess what? 516 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,633 I'm gonna make a left turn right off a cliff. 517 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,883 All I have to do is let Chaough think I'm making a commercial and he'll make one. 518 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:56,758 So what's our campaign? 519 00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:59,300 We don't have a campaign. We're not doing anything. 520 00:30:59,675 --> 00:31:01,258 He just needs to think we are. 521 00:31:01,342 --> 00:31:03,508 So what? He's going to make a commercial. 522 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:05,967 What if it's fantastic? He'll win the account. 523 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:08,758 You let me worry about that. 524 00:31:09,883 --> 00:31:13,592 I know she's the best rep there is, but she told me you were unavailable. 525 00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:18,550 I am. Clearasil doesn't wrap until Friday night, but maybe you could push it. 526 00:31:19,175 --> 00:31:20,675 It sounds interesting. 527 00:31:21,842 --> 00:31:24,883 Well, Howard, I'm going to insist on your discretion at this point. 528 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,425 Of course. 529 00:31:27,342 --> 00:31:28,800 It's going to be four to five days. 530 00:31:29,925 --> 00:31:31,967 -Just a minute. -Could you get the door? 531 00:31:39,008 --> 00:31:40,967 I'm sorry. I thought I'd put this in here. 532 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,217 Later. 533 00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:44,925 -Sorry about that. -That's okay. 534 00:31:47,425 --> 00:31:49,133 -You didn't see that. -No, of course not. 535 00:31:50,092 --> 00:31:51,300 That's Draper, isn't it? 536 00:31:51,383 --> 00:31:52,383 Yes. 537 00:31:52,842 --> 00:31:57,300 Anyway, it's 12 scenes. One of them obviously has a crowd. 538 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,758 You'll need to figure out how to shoot on the Staten Island ferry, 539 00:31:59,842 --> 00:32:03,133 to it and from it, and how you're going to close Fifth Avenue. 540 00:32:03,467 --> 00:32:08,550 I'll be honest. I'd give anything to do this, but right now I'm too busy. 541 00:32:09,258 --> 00:32:11,967 Anyway, you know I'd much rather shoot your Honda commercial. 542 00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:14,592 I don't have one. 543 00:32:15,675 --> 00:32:18,092 Why the hell did they call you in? They know I've got you booked. 544 00:32:18,175 --> 00:32:19,633 How can they afford that? 545 00:32:20,675 --> 00:32:23,508 Get that kid in here who worked for Draper. 546 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:26,592 Anticipation. 547 00:32:27,508 --> 00:32:28,800 Suspense. 548 00:32:34,342 --> 00:32:37,842 A Honda tears through a subway tunnel, the train nipping at its tire. 549 00:32:39,383 --> 00:32:41,508 He keeps looking back, the train roaring at him. 550 00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:46,508 He's wearing a racing helmet. And then you see him head up the steps. 551 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,842 -Can they do that? -Howard'll make them do that. 552 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:52,550 And then he gets out on the sidewalk, stops, 553 00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:55,842 kicks down the kickstand, takes off the helmet, 554 00:32:55,925 --> 00:32:58,592 and he is a she, California blonde. 555 00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:00,592 Hands down, that's your best idea. 556 00:33:00,675 --> 00:33:03,092 We'll bring a guy to the pitch in a racing helmet, 557 00:33:03,342 --> 00:33:05,508 have him take it off, it's a sexy girl. 558 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:06,633 What? 559 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,675 We only have $3,000, we're not shooting shit. 560 00:33:13,342 --> 00:33:15,092 How long did you work for Draper? 561 00:33:15,175 --> 00:33:16,758 A little over two years. 562 00:33:16,925 --> 00:33:19,133 When you were in a bake-off, he ever break the rules? 563 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,633 I don't know. He wouldn't have shared it with me, 564 00:33:21,717 --> 00:33:24,133 but he definitely doesn't think the rules apply to him. 565 00:33:24,217 --> 00:33:25,883 He once disappeared for a month. 566 00:33:26,258 --> 00:33:27,550 Does he like to play games? 567 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:31,383 He's always thinking on the edges of where you are. 568 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,008 I don't know. He's a genius. 569 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,967 You ever talk that way about me? 570 00:33:38,008 --> 00:33:40,300 You know what? Why don't you go work for your boyfriend? Get out. 571 00:33:41,342 --> 00:33:43,758 And give me 20 different words for "pimples." Out! 572 00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:49,925 Call Barbara about Howard here and contact the city of New York. 573 00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,342 We need a subway. 574 00:34:15,258 --> 00:34:16,925 How are you doing? 575 00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,008 Excuse me. Can I help you? 576 00:34:20,342 --> 00:34:23,008 -We're late. -No, you're not. 577 00:34:23,592 --> 00:34:25,342 Closed set. Sorry. 578 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,258 You scared me. 579 00:34:57,008 --> 00:34:58,842 Who are you feeding today? 580 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:02,550 World travelers, Samsonite. 581 00:35:06,508 --> 00:35:07,675 This is like a coconut. 582 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:09,842 Be careful. 583 00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:14,217 There was a trapeze artist. 584 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:18,300 He made more in an hour here than he makes in a week at the circus. 585 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:23,842 -Have you ever had this? Sake? -No. 586 00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:30,217 I don't know how people drink the way you do around here. 587 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,883 I'd fall asleep. 588 00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:39,633 So what's it like being a trapeze artist? 589 00:35:39,717 --> 00:35:42,383 Or did you just ask him about his luggage? 590 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:44,800 It's good. 591 00:35:46,342 --> 00:35:48,383 He was surprisingly modest. 592 00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:51,133 His father does it better than him. 593 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,842 He actually said that? 594 00:35:52,925 --> 00:35:54,675 Best part of my job. 595 00:35:55,092 --> 00:35:59,092 You'd be surprised what people will say to an interested stranger. 596 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,508 Why does everybody need to talk about everything? 597 00:36:01,717 --> 00:36:03,383 I don't know but they do. 598 00:36:04,342 --> 00:36:07,842 And no matter what happens while they're talking, when they're done they feel better. 599 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,550 You have kids? 600 00:36:14,425 --> 00:36:15,467 No. 601 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,842 What does your husband do? 602 00:36:21,258 --> 00:36:22,842 I'm not married. 603 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:26,008 But you're wearing a... Are you divorced? 604 00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:28,092 No. 605 00:36:30,258 --> 00:36:32,258 This is just a stop sign. 606 00:36:33,342 --> 00:36:38,092 I walk into a lot of offices and it's helped me avoid a lot of distracting conversations. 607 00:36:38,508 --> 00:36:40,008 But you told me. 608 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,592 Do you have children? 609 00:36:45,425 --> 00:36:46,508 I do. 610 00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:50,092 Two boys and a girl, one-and-a-half, seven and 10. 611 00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:54,508 I'm sure it must be hard to be apart. 612 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,758 I don't see them enough. 613 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:01,175 And when I do, I don't know what to do. 614 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,342 And when I drop them off I feel relieved. 615 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,050 And then I miss them. 616 00:37:10,258 --> 00:37:11,592 I'm sorry. 617 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,425 It is not going well. 618 00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:22,342 My ex-wife thinks my daughter needs a psychiatrist. 619 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,467 And I assume you're against that. 620 00:37:30,758 --> 00:37:32,217 I don't know. 621 00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:36,383 Well, I can't say there's any evidence to support this, 622 00:37:36,467 --> 00:37:40,675 but I'm pretty sure that if you love her and she knows it, she'll be fine. 623 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,508 Well, thank you for the drink. 624 00:37:52,883 --> 00:37:54,425 I should be going. 625 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:57,342 Fake dinner plans with your fake husband? 626 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,175 Good night. 627 00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:09,758 Now from what you told me on the phone 628 00:38:09,842 --> 00:38:12,425 this year has been quite eventful for your family. 629 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:18,217 I know it seems fast, but I felt children had no concept of time 630 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,967 and Henry's really taken to them. 631 00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:23,758 He has a daughter and she's such an exceptional young woman. 632 00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:29,050 If you choose to have Sally work with me, I'd like to meet her, 633 00:38:29,133 --> 00:38:31,467 and then interview you and your ex-husband. 634 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,467 I doubt you'll ever meet him. That's his level of interest. 635 00:38:38,508 --> 00:38:42,050 Is this most recent incident of the most concern for you? 636 00:38:42,675 --> 00:38:44,800 Well, I know the divorce is mostly to blame, 637 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:49,008 but she's been different ever since my father died. 638 00:38:50,175 --> 00:38:52,175 He lived with us briefly. 639 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:55,258 They were very close. 640 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:05,925 I wish he had met Henry. That's my husband. 641 00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:09,550 They would've gotten along. 642 00:39:10,925 --> 00:39:12,967 My mother... I don't know. 643 00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:17,342 My goodness, if I had done what Sally did, my mother was very strict about it. 644 00:39:18,383 --> 00:39:24,717 My brother, he saved his money and bought a nudist magazine and showed it to me. 645 00:39:25,675 --> 00:39:29,842 And then, my mother found it and she nailed it to his bedroom door. 646 00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:33,092 What about you? 647 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:40,050 I was private and mostly outgrew it. 648 00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:42,092 I see. 649 00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:47,508 -Dr. Keener... -Call me Dr. Edna. That's what the kids do. 650 00:39:50,342 --> 00:39:54,383 Of course I know children do this. But not in public. 651 00:39:59,175 --> 00:40:02,842 I feel like Sally did this to punish me somehow, for everything. 652 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:06,925 That must be a terrible feeling. 653 00:40:08,008 --> 00:40:09,175 It is. 654 00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:14,133 You have to believe me. I had to get divorced. 655 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:18,717 I felt it best for them to have some stability in their life 656 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,508 and in the end, she doesn't understand that it'll be better. 657 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:27,425 Sounds to me like it wouldn't be bad for you to talk to someone. 658 00:40:29,008 --> 00:40:30,633 No. No, I'm okay. 659 00:40:33,175 --> 00:40:37,092 Well, I think it'd be helpful if you and I were to meet once a month 660 00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:39,800 just to keep up with Sally's progress. 661 00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:43,550 Will you tell me what she talks about in here? 662 00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:44,800 No. 663 00:40:45,425 --> 00:40:46,842 And the other way around as well. 664 00:40:47,258 --> 00:40:48,925 That's better. 665 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:53,342 So I think we should start at four days a week. 666 00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:55,508 Let me go get my date book. 667 00:41:25,342 --> 00:41:27,383 -Where's your film? -What film? 668 00:41:27,842 --> 00:41:29,883 That's how you're shaking it? I heard it stunk. 669 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,092 We didn't make one. it's too expensive. 670 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,342 Well, then you're out of luck, Donny. 671 00:41:34,508 --> 00:41:36,092 'Cause I sure wouldn't want to follow what I showed them 672 00:41:36,175 --> 00:41:38,800 with a speech and a couple of posters. 673 00:41:54,425 --> 00:41:56,383 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. 674 00:41:56,508 --> 00:41:58,008 Donald Draper. 675 00:41:58,967 --> 00:42:02,675 Where is Mr. Cooper and Mr. Campbell? 676 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,258 And Sterling? 677 00:42:05,342 --> 00:42:06,342 They couldn't make it. 678 00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:12,008 You created this set of rules to even the playing field. 679 00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:16,008 It says specifically, "No finished work." 680 00:42:17,675 --> 00:42:20,592 I understand not everybody has observed this. 681 00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:24,592 I don't really want to be a part of a competition like that 682 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:25,967 so I'm withdrawing us. 683 00:42:43,758 --> 00:42:45,967 Thank you for thinking of us. 684 00:42:46,508 --> 00:42:48,050 Good afternoon. 685 00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:02,550 The voiceover announcer for Lucky has a severe case of chest congestion. 686 00:43:03,008 --> 00:43:04,383 Get the boy wonder on it. 687 00:43:04,675 --> 00:43:05,675 Greg, accounts? 688 00:43:05,758 --> 00:43:06,758 No, Pete. 689 00:43:08,467 --> 00:43:10,133 Have a drink. it'll make me look younger. 690 00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:13,967 I'm not gonna watch you feel sorry for yourself. 691 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,592 I feel sorry for all of us. 692 00:43:16,133 --> 00:43:18,008 Don's over there surrendering right now. 693 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:19,842 Would you stop? 694 00:43:22,508 --> 00:43:26,342 There was a kid on the destroyer, PFC Brycen, 695 00:43:27,425 --> 00:43:29,425 and he was an honest-to-goodness poet. 696 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,592 -And then during... -Roger, I don't want to hear it. 697 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:36,008 My husband's gonna be in uniform any day now. 698 00:43:36,508 --> 00:43:38,008 But how do you think he's gonna feel 699 00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:42,092 when one day some Pete Campbell goes to some Vietnamese doctor? 700 00:43:43,675 --> 00:43:47,258 Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty? 701 00:43:48,925 --> 00:43:50,967 Roger, I know it was awful, 702 00:43:51,217 --> 00:43:54,633 and I know it'll never seem like it was that long ago, 703 00:43:54,717 --> 00:43:59,550 but you fought to make the world a safer place and you won and now it is. 704 00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:02,633 You think so? 705 00:44:02,717 --> 00:44:03,925 Really? 706 00:44:04,550 --> 00:44:05,883 I have to. 707 00:44:07,175 --> 00:44:09,217 -Anything else? -No. 708 00:44:17,967 --> 00:44:21,342 Good afternoon. Your daughter's psychiatrist called. 709 00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:24,508 Lower your voice, please. 710 00:44:38,508 --> 00:44:39,758 Congratulations. 711 00:44:39,842 --> 00:44:41,800 I just spoke with Mr. Saito. 712 00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:44,883 It seems Honda was never going to leave Grey, 713 00:44:44,967 --> 00:44:48,342 but of the three princes invited to meet the princess, 714 00:44:48,425 --> 00:44:50,508 you were the most charming. 715 00:44:50,592 --> 00:44:52,550 We're first in the door on their little car. 716 00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:53,758 And CGC? 717 00:44:54,342 --> 00:44:55,717 Out of the running. 718 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,300 We killed him. 719 00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:02,258 That stunt you pulled was unseemly. 720 00:45:03,592 --> 00:45:05,133 The only reason I let you continue was... 721 00:45:05,217 --> 00:45:06,217 Let me? 722 00:45:07,633 --> 00:45:10,675 Do you think Joan can rent stage space without talking to me? 723 00:45:12,592 --> 00:45:16,342 I let you because I realized that our financial future 724 00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:18,800 was related to Mr. Chaough's demise. 725 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,425 So what is it? 726 00:45:20,842 --> 00:45:23,258 Are you thanking me or reprimanding me? 727 00:45:23,342 --> 00:45:27,508 -Let's not pretend like this wasn't a big risk. -We're thanking you. 728 00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:31,592 Send over what you have on the car. 729 00:45:32,175 --> 00:45:37,342 It redlines at 9,500 RPM, but it only has 57 horsepower. 730 00:45:37,592 --> 00:45:38,592 What? 731 00:45:39,550 --> 00:45:41,758 It's a motorcycle with doors. 732 00:45:42,508 --> 00:45:45,050 The nice thing is it has windows, 733 00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:48,092 so you can see your brains spatter against it when it crashes. 734 00:45:48,883 --> 00:45:50,508 They're working on it. 735 00:45:50,592 --> 00:45:51,800 Cheers. 736 00:46:04,842 --> 00:46:05,883 Hello, Sally. 737 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:09,592 I'm Dr. Edna. 738 00:46:09,883 --> 00:46:11,550 Why don't you come inside?