1 00:00:39,108 --> 00:00:41,817 "Greyhound. The cure for the common bus." 2 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:44,942 "La-Z-Boy. The cure for the common chair." 3 00:00:46,525 --> 00:00:49,358 "Budweiser. The cure for the common beer." 4 00:00:50,442 --> 00:00:51,775 "Manufacturers Hanover Bank. 5 00:00:52,775 --> 00:00:55,358 "The cure for the common bank." 6 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,608 How about, "Alka-Seltzer. The cure for the common cold"? 7 00:01:00,317 --> 00:01:04,025 "The cure for the common cold" is the idiom I'm playing off. 8 00:01:04,317 --> 00:01:06,525 It's an idiom. Did you know that? 9 00:01:08,775 --> 00:01:11,817 So other than your summer internship at Needham, 10 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,817 do you have any actual advertising experience? 11 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,442 "The cure for the common chair," that's Roger's favorite. 12 00:01:18,108 --> 00:01:19,483 Roger Sterling. 13 00:01:20,317 --> 00:01:22,525 He's the guy I shook hands with when I came in. 14 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:24,942 What did Roger think of this ad? 15 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,275 What, are you kidding me? Everybody loves that. 16 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:31,150 It's the opposite of what you expect. That's what I'm interested in. 17 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,025 Why is it in your book? 18 00:01:33,317 --> 00:01:36,233 I've got a bunch of them in there. Marlboro Man, Maidenform. 19 00:01:36,317 --> 00:01:38,942 I like to put in work that I admire. 20 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:40,942 Don't you ever tear things out of magazines? 21 00:01:41,858 --> 00:01:44,442 Yes, but I don't put them in my book. 22 00:01:45,608 --> 00:01:47,817 Well, you know what they say, 23 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,400 "Aspiration's as good as perspiration." 24 00:01:50,733 --> 00:01:52,608 That's not how it goes. 25 00:01:54,608 --> 00:01:58,400 Look, I'm a 24-year-old kid. 26 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,733 I want to be in the ad game. 27 00:02:02,108 --> 00:02:05,358 I know I've got a lot to learn, but I'm a hard worker. 28 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:07,067 I'd sweep up the floors around here. 29 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:10,608 I don't know if Roger told you that. He did talk to you, didn't he? 30 00:02:11,483 --> 00:02:12,483 He did. 31 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:17,108 It was really a pleasure to meet you, Danny. 32 00:02:19,317 --> 00:02:23,025 -I wish you the best of luck. -Best of luck in what? 33 00:02:23,775 --> 00:02:26,108 -What do you mean? -You trailed off. 34 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,483 We'll let you know. 35 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:29,650 Do you know a good place to eat around here? 36 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:36,942 Tell my secretary you're hungry and see what she suggests. 37 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,192 I don't work for you. 38 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:47,275 Are we on Candid Camera? 39 00:02:48,775 --> 00:02:50,358 I don't want to jump on his grave or anything, 40 00:02:50,442 --> 00:02:53,525 but there's no way he's 24. I'm 25. 41 00:02:57,442 --> 00:02:58,525 What's his connection to Roger? 42 00:02:58,608 --> 00:03:00,608 Besides being delusional? 43 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,733 He's Jane Siegel's cousin. 44 00:03:05,317 --> 00:03:09,275 It's a relief to see someone worse than me and really know it. 45 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:11,525 Don't get used to it. 46 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,983 Well, you know, I look at Glo-Coat and see how far everything's come. 47 00:03:17,858 --> 00:03:19,233 You know, my work. 48 00:03:19,442 --> 00:03:20,692 Glo-Coat. 49 00:03:21,942 --> 00:03:23,983 You finish something, you find out everyone loves it 50 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:27,233 right around the time that it feels like someone else did it. 51 00:03:30,108 --> 00:03:31,567 Is that your speech for the CLIOs? 52 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,067 They don't have speeches. 53 00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:35,233 We're going to win. 54 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:36,733 Just because I got nominated 55 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,400 doesn't mean they're going to give me an award. 56 00:03:38,608 --> 00:03:41,692 -Aren't you excited? -I try not to think about it. 57 00:03:41,775 --> 00:03:43,775 Then you must be excited. 58 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:47,192 Well, it'd be good for the agency. 59 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:51,483 Grey doubled their value in five years and it was all based on awards. 60 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,650 You got anything on Vicks? 61 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,108 -Actually, it's Vick Chemical. -Answer the question. 62 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,400 We're very behind. 63 00:03:59,525 --> 00:04:02,358 Your new art director has been waiting for synchronicity, 64 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,817 which involves me coming up with a bunch of ideas, 65 00:04:04,942 --> 00:04:08,400 chasing him down and having him draw all of them and lose them. 66 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,442 He's your new art director, too, and you have a deadline. 67 00:04:11,525 --> 00:04:13,983 And don't think you can spend Monday hiding behind corners 68 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:17,192 and trying not to make eye contact. I will find you. 69 00:04:17,775 --> 00:04:19,067 I'm not the problem. 70 00:04:19,150 --> 00:04:23,150 You are, because Stan is talented and more experienced. 71 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:26,692 You need to learn how to work with him, not the other way around. 72 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:32,775 Well, good luck this afternoon. 73 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:34,567 You're not supposed to say that. 74 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,567 Well, break a leg. 75 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:42,317 Charlie Chaplin was very lonely. 76 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,900 That Tramp, too much of a sad sack. 77 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:49,233 Laurel and Hardy, they were better, except Hardy was so mean to Laurel. 78 00:04:49,317 --> 00:04:50,317 I hated that. 79 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:55,025 Why am I talking about silent movies? 80 00:04:55,108 --> 00:04:58,942 I suppose as part of the chapter on your childhood? 81 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,108 That part of my book is getting bigger and bigger. 82 00:05:01,192 --> 00:05:02,400 Why is that? 83 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:04,942 Who is it? 84 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:08,692 I thought I should come in and tell you this in person. 85 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,692 That kid, a very, very cute prank. 86 00:05:10,942 --> 00:05:12,983 Caroline, to be continued. 87 00:05:13,858 --> 00:05:14,900 That's a good idea. 88 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:18,108 I've been to the CLIOs before. We're gonna want to show up prepared. 89 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,608 His book, 90 00:05:21,775 --> 00:05:23,608 it was filled with old ads. 91 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:25,775 Plagiarism, that's resourceful. 92 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:29,025 He had five originals, they were all the same thing. 93 00:05:29,317 --> 00:05:32,567 I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess. 94 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,817 -So when does he start? -The first of never. 95 00:05:39,317 --> 00:05:40,733 Well, you haven't been married for a while, 96 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,942 so you've probably forgotten how these transactions work. 97 00:05:43,025 --> 00:05:44,483 If I don't hire Jane's cousin, 98 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:46,858 it's probably going to cost me a personal gift expenditure 99 00:05:46,942 --> 00:05:48,942 of between $500 and $1,000. 100 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,650 -When are we leaving? -Right after Life Cereal. 101 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:54,192 To new business. 102 00:05:55,108 --> 00:05:56,775 And victory at the Waldorf. 103 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:57,983 I mean it. You deserve it. 104 00:06:00,483 --> 00:06:02,733 So, I can show you what's popular, what's unique, 105 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:04,608 and the only thing I ask is that you call me Don. 106 00:06:04,942 --> 00:06:08,233 Well, Don, I can't say I know my furs that well. 107 00:06:08,317 --> 00:06:09,650 I know my mother had a Chinchilla, 108 00:06:10,025 --> 00:06:12,983 I was always on the verge of a romantic relationship with it. 109 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:15,192 -Is this for your mother? -I bet you never hear that. 110 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,817 I don't. Would you like to give me a price range? 111 00:06:19,858 --> 00:06:21,858 That's an interesting question. I have a unique problem. 112 00:06:21,942 --> 00:06:24,775 I need to spend a lot, but be careful not to spend too much. 113 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,567 Not a unique problem. And I don't want to be forward, 114 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,775 but can I assume this is some kind of an apology? 115 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:32,358 No, no, no, I know exactly how much that costs. 116 00:06:32,442 --> 00:06:35,192 This is, "I'm getting to know you, but I don't want to scare you." 117 00:06:35,733 --> 00:06:36,733 I know what we're gonna do. 118 00:06:37,317 --> 00:06:38,942 So now it's "we"? 119 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:46,025 It's always the right size and nothing says mink like mink. 120 00:06:46,608 --> 00:06:48,483 It's a nice way to ease into things, 121 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:50,192 and you can always come back for the rest of it. 122 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,733 How about we split the difference so they wear them to their waist? 123 00:06:52,817 --> 00:06:54,108 It's the most popular this year. 124 00:07:02,317 --> 00:07:04,525 That's a dumb question. Who does your work? 125 00:07:04,775 --> 00:07:06,108 -I do. -Really? 126 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:09,900 Yeah. It's an interest of mine and they let me do it. 127 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:15,275 Look at that. Can I give you a call? 128 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:19,442 First of all, you need 20 of those. And second of all, no. 129 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,692 I just want you to call that number so I can give you 130 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,275 some very specific delivery instructions. 131 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,275 Of course, Mr. Sterling. 132 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,608 So what do I owe you? 133 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:33,608 I saw you leave the office with something under your arm. 134 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:36,983 You don't know what it is. 135 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:39,108 The guy in the elevator thought it was a hydrogen bomb. 136 00:07:39,608 --> 00:07:42,067 It's a beautiful box. 137 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:44,775 Skip the radio play. Open it. 138 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,650 Roger, you shouldn't have. 139 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,817 -You like it? -I don't know what to say. 140 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,650 Try it on. 141 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:03,275 But first, take off the dress. 142 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,483 One gift at a time. 143 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:10,400 What is this, an owner's manual? 144 00:08:14,608 --> 00:08:16,192 It's Noah's Ark. 145 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:20,817 It's out of line is what it is. 146 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:24,608 So? 147 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:29,858 I love it. it's perfect. 148 00:08:31,192 --> 00:08:33,275 And I think it's a bit much. 149 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,067 If you don't kiss me after that, I'm gonna believe you. 150 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:49,275 When I Wear it, I'll think of everything that happened the night I got it. 151 00:08:59,483 --> 00:09:03,233 Caroline! Get in here. I think I finally have a work story. 152 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,483 Joan! What's keeping them? 153 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:10,442 Life. 154 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,733 When do you have to leave for the CLIOs? 155 00:09:14,817 --> 00:09:16,108 I was late for the Emmys last year. 156 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:18,192 Red Skelton gave my seat away. 157 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:20,525 I'll surmise, due to the usual nature of your stories, 158 00:09:20,608 --> 00:09:22,275 that that's someone of note. 159 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,608 The good news is our friends at the cereal company 160 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,150 have been grounded in Philly due to wind. 161 00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:29,567 What's good about that? 162 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,733 And the bad news is 163 00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:35,858 we only have an hour before we're due at the CLIOs. 164 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,983 Sorry, kids. Game called on account of wind. 165 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:41,733 If it's all about a send-off, I'll have a 7&7. 166 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:44,692 You have legs. Don? 167 00:09:45,108 --> 00:09:46,942 Make it simple, but significant. 168 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:48,942 It's Friday. 169 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:51,192 For all we know, they're going to turn around and go home 170 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:53,067 and we'll have to reschedule. 171 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,858 Is Joan going with you? 172 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,275 Yes. We only had four tickets. 173 00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,483 There'll be a lot of other people's clients there. 174 00:10:01,358 --> 00:10:03,275 -Thank you, Joan. -Peggy, anything? 175 00:10:03,942 --> 00:10:05,608 I have work to do. 176 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,858 ”We represent the majority of the people in Alabama 177 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,192 "who hate niggerism, Catholicism, 178 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,858 ”Judaism and all the 'isms' in the whole world.” 179 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:20,025 So said Robert Creel of the Alabama Ku Klux Klan. 180 00:10:20,108 --> 00:10:21,650 Somebody got it to Goldwater. 181 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,442 Apparently he pissed blood. 182 00:10:23,525 --> 00:10:24,817 ”...he needs our help. " 183 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:30,817 This again? Really? 184 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:32,858 Clara asked. 185 00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:36,317 Clara asked to see your reel? 186 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,108 I just wanted to see that Klan one. He said it never aired. 187 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:43,483 Which makes it less impressive, Clara. Girls, do you mind? 188 00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:02,775 Well, all the girls are gone. What do you want? 189 00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:05,025 Are you going to use the KKK to sell cough drops? 190 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:06,442 It's better than waiting on you 191 00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:08,233 to bring me something that'll get my juices flowing. 192 00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:11,567 Should I get Megan back in here? Maybe she's not repressed. 193 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:15,483 Why's it so hard for you to accept that man's natural state is nude? 194 00:11:15,817 --> 00:11:16,858 Because I'm civilized. 195 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,692 Because you're brainwashed by society into thinking it's dirty. 196 00:11:20,775 --> 00:11:23,525 You take away all this crap and you'd see it's not. 197 00:11:23,608 --> 00:11:25,400 It's natural and it's beautiful. 198 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,775 Have you been yelled at by Don yet? 199 00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:30,900 -I'm not scared of him. -So that's a "No." 200 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,025 He said Monday, and I'm not working this weekend. 201 00:11:33,108 --> 00:11:36,442 Okay, okay. Jesus. Are you on the rag? 202 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,108 It'll get done. Let's go. 203 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:46,358 Well, I'd say you're lucky the Glo-Coat brass isn't here. 204 00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:49,567 The minute you win they know the ad's arty, and then you're out of business. 205 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,983 Turns out there's almost 50 awards. 206 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:55,275 Let's say 10 minutes apiece, that's... Holy crap. 207 00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:57,233 Roger, you remember Ned Elliot from K&E. 208 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,775 Of course. What are you in for? 209 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:02,400 New England Merchants Bank. Best local under $2,000. 210 00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:04,858 Stop bragging, will you? 211 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,442 Good luck, Don. 212 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:12,108 Well, well, if it isn't Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm. 213 00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,442 Leave any drinks for the rest of us? 214 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,942 Don Draper, Roger Sterling, this is Major-General Frank Alvin. 215 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,858 Roger, have you had the pleasure of meeting Ted Chaough? 216 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,900 Is that how you say it? C-H-A-O-U-G-H? 217 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,900 Hey, writers, how many extra vowels is that? 218 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,233 Let's head due south, General. 219 00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:31,858 Boy, I hope this doesn't drag on like last year. 220 00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,983 Oh, wait. You weren't here. 221 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,983 General Rufus T. Bullshit. 222 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,858 I've met that guy before. 223 00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:44,900 -In the war? -No, in a commercial for Bay Rum. 224 00:12:45,358 --> 00:12:47,733 Chao-guh-guh hired an actor to impress someone. 225 00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:49,775 Last time I saw the General, he had a parrot on his shoulder. 226 00:12:52,483 --> 00:12:55,108 That was not a business proposition. 227 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,358 You catch more flies with honey. 228 00:12:58,317 --> 00:13:01,108 Great, actual flies. 229 00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:04,983 Phillip, how are you? 230 00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:07,400 -You remember Joan Harris. -Nice to see you. 231 00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:09,150 Mr. Cosgrove, nice to see you again. 232 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,983 I'm surprised he would bring you over here. 233 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,983 You know, we miss Birds Eye more than we miss Kenny. 234 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,817 Well, that's why I wanted to say hello. 235 00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:18,900 -I hear the old team's getting back together. -What team? 236 00:13:19,692 --> 00:13:22,025 Phil, that's not a sure thing. 237 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:29,358 Well, I'll say this about Geyer, they don't have Don. 238 00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:30,775 Take your seats, please. 239 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:33,608 Well, we should sit down. Good luck. 240 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,108 Judas priest. Are we merging with Geyer? 241 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:41,400 Talk to Lane. 242 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:48,400 Welcome to the Sixth Annual American Television Commercials Awards. 243 00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:53,025 We 're here to honor creative excellence in advertising and design... 244 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,192 I just ran into Ken Cosgrove. 245 00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:58,525 Don't talk to me right now. 246 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,650 And I do mean everything. 247 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,483 I don't know if it was that funny but thank you. 248 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,192 I have to tell you I am very impressed you got this gig. 249 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,317 Yes. Well, thank you for making it easier. 250 00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,275 Wally, it's me. 251 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:23,692 You know, when I was coming up at Y&R, you were very inspiring. 252 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:27,233 Raymond Rubicam said you were a genius. 253 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,817 It's great to see you. 254 00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:30,942 I mean, actually alive and everything. 255 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:34,067 Get your hands off me. 256 00:14:34,983 --> 00:14:36,775 What's with the French service? 257 00:14:37,192 --> 00:14:38,775 God! I miss working with that guy. 258 00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,775 I feel like I've already won. 259 00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:45,692 Well, i'm afraid that'll be the limit to the public speaking portion of our show. 260 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,692 And, gentlemen, let's pace ourselves. 261 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:56,608 In the first category, that of apparel, the nominees are... 262 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,275 That's five. 263 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,108 If you really worked on the Johnson campaign, why are you here? 264 00:15:05,442 --> 00:15:08,858 Because nobody at DDB even keeps track of who does what, 265 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,817 except the daisy ad. Big deal. 266 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,525 The Klan is probably the best thing I'll be near my entire life. 267 00:15:15,817 --> 00:15:20,275 Well, let me tell you, I had a lot to do with Glo-Coat. A lot. 268 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:21,608 The idea, especially. 269 00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,567 The kid? 270 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:28,733 Don put the whole cowboy thing on it. I don't know if it was that revolutionary. 271 00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:32,192 It was jarring, but more cute than I like. 272 00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:37,108 I know I'm not supposed to go, but when the nomination came in, 273 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,275 Don let everybody pat him on the back. 274 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:43,733 He didn't even look at me and I was... I was right there. 275 00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:48,150 And I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him. 276 00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,608 Who claps for themselves? 277 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:56,692 Okay, I'm gonna riff for a few minutes 278 00:15:56,775 --> 00:16:01,192 and just sort of speechatize the whole Vicks experience. 279 00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:02,692 Should I come back when you're through? 280 00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:05,067 No, toots, grab a pencil. 281 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,733 Someone's gonna want to get it down before it heads into the Stratosphere. 282 00:16:09,108 --> 00:16:10,733 Why don't you write down my ideas? 283 00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:12,358 Look, I read your brochure. 284 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:14,858 I have no interest in the Temperance Movement. 285 00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:19,692 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 286 00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:23,108 This is Byrrh on the rocks. 287 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,525 Be the first on your block to serve Byrrh on the rocks. 288 00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:31,108 And now for best Cleansers, waxes and polishes. 289 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,150 -This is us. -Glass wax sprays 290 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,067 "Gobbles Up Dirt, " Campbell Mithun of Minneapolis. 291 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,900 How do I look? 292 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,525 -Great. -One Step Floor Care's 293 00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:44,858 "Bus Stop, " BBDO. 294 00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:50,108 Glo-Coat, "Billy the Kid, ” Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. 295 00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:54,525 And Pledge, "Runaway Chain " Benton and Bowles. 296 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,442 And the winner is 297 00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:00,983 Glo-Coat, "Billy the Kid, " 298 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:04,942 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. 299 00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:15,317 -Congratulations, Don. -Thank you. 300 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:35,567 -Next up, competing in the category of.. -Let me see it. 301 00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:38,483 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 302 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,358 -What's going on, dear? -Well, I ran over 303 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:42,692 because the people from Life Cereal rented a car 304 00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:44,442 and now they're waiting at the office. 305 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:46,775 -Right now? -We'll reschedule. 306 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,733 Maybe I can convince them to stay for the week. 307 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:51,525 No, no. They want to see our presentation. 308 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:53,233 What do you say we put a cherry on this thing? 309 00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:55,525 -Aye aye, sir. -Really? 310 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,025 So the Schusters move into what used to be the Harrington house. 311 00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:03,608 Meanwhile, Betty gets extremely jealous 312 00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,192 when she sees Allison dancing with Rodney at the after-party. 313 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,192 But then Michael asked Betty to dance with him 314 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,775 and also dances with Claire 315 00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:13,692 and that is all I can tell you about the next few weeks of Peyton Place. 316 00:18:13,775 --> 00:18:17,233 -How the heck do you know all this? -They send me the scripts. 317 00:18:17,317 --> 00:18:19,358 I need to see them. it's my job. 318 00:18:20,108 --> 00:18:22,025 I can't believe Connie goes through with their wedding. 319 00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:23,983 It is a surprise. I agree. 320 00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,942 What more do I need to say? 321 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,608 -it's heavy. -Don, you remember... 322 00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,650 Jim and Dennis, glad you could make it. 323 00:18:37,442 --> 00:18:39,358 I can't thank you enough for waiting. 324 00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:43,942 Don't think about it. We've been unwinding as Mr. Crane ruins Peyton Place for us. 325 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,025 Perfect. Let's get to it. 326 00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:51,608 -Roger, thank you. -I'll be on my way, but first, victory lap! 327 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:54,192 Come on, Don, Pete, Crane, Jimmy Olsen! 328 00:19:01,817 --> 00:19:03,983 Wrap it up quickly, gents. We have an after-party to attend. 329 00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:05,692 Thank you, Roger. 330 00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,858 -Is everyone set? -That's one word for it. 331 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,358 Joey, you didn't start without me, did you? 332 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,942 No, Don. I would not do that. 333 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:15,608 Okay, everybody ready? 334 00:19:17,775 --> 00:19:18,858 So... 335 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:24,692 Life Cereal, delicious, crispy and it's got a big name, you know. 336 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,692 And I know you want to associate it with health, 337 00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,442 but that's not fun. Joey? 338 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:31,733 You know what? I've got it. 339 00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:36,483 Look, there are sweeter cereals than this, 340 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:39,692 but I kept thinking about, you know, nostalgia. 341 00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:46,608 How you remember something in the past and it feels good, but it's a little bit painful, 342 00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:48,692 like when you were a kid. 343 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:50,108 -That's the truth. -And "Life," 344 00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:52,525 that's a scary word to anyone at any age. 345 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,817 So how do we make it fun? 346 00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:58,942 "Eat life by the bowlful." 347 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,067 Little kid, big bowl, big spoon. 348 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:04,067 Kids see the giant bowl of cereal and they smile 349 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,275 because, you know, they'd eat a box of it if they could. 350 00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,150 And moms see it and they get this twinge 351 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,942 of how little their kid still is, even though they have to deal with life. 352 00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:17,650 Get those two together in a market and I think we're going to sell some cereal. 353 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,275 That's all I have. 354 00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:21,733 I think if you'd invite us into the rest of your company, 355 00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:23,858 we could build a Saturday morning TV show 356 00:20:23,942 --> 00:20:24,942 around the whole Quaker Oats family. 357 00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:27,067 In fact, it could be called The Quaker Oats Family. 358 00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:30,358 I like the bowlful, 359 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:33,692 but I think it's kind of smart for regular folks, you Know? 360 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:34,858 The irony, I guess. 361 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,692 Children will get the picture. Moms will get the irony. 362 00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:43,608 Yeah, but when I go back to Chicago, all they're gonna wanna hear is a slogan, 363 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,442 and I don't think this is gonna cut it. 364 00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:49,525 Well, why don't we let Don work that over? 365 00:20:49,608 --> 00:20:52,192 We can either talk on Monday if you're staying the weekend 366 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,483 or we can come see you in Chicago. 367 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:54,567 I've got it. I've got it, Pete. 368 00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,108 How about 369 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,817 "Life is just a bowl of Life Cereal." 370 00:21:05,108 --> 00:21:06,692 "Life is sweet." 371 00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:12,358 "Enjoy the rest of your Life Cereal." 372 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:15,108 Don, they're not expecting you to do this right now. 373 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,692 Give me a second. 374 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,567 "Life. The reason to get out of bed in the morning." 375 00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:22,442 "Life. The cure for the common breakfast." 376 00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:24,650 "Life. Its sweetness never ends." 377 00:21:25,192 --> 00:21:28,108 -"Life. Eat it by the bowlful." -There you go. 378 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,275 "The cure for the common breakfast." 379 00:21:31,775 --> 00:21:34,275 -Love it. -It's got the health angle. 380 00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:38,942 Life makes you feel better. It's got protein. Very nice. 381 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:41,442 That dog will hunt. 382 00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:43,775 Wonderful. We'll get that put together for you. 383 00:21:44,442 --> 00:21:46,442 -Should we discuss media? -I can keep going. 384 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,358 I think we've got a home run. 385 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,858 We don't need to take up any more of your time. 386 00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:54,567 I Know you have some celebrating to do. 387 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:55,900 I don't know what to say. 388 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:57,775 This is the most fun I've ever had in New York. 389 00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,567 Anytime, fellows. 390 00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:01,567 Very good then. 391 00:22:03,442 --> 00:22:05,942 Roger, I'm done! Let's go! 392 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:09,025 Can I speak with you a moment? 393 00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:11,025 -Got anything on Vicks yet? -I really need to talk to you. 394 00:22:11,108 --> 00:22:12,942 -You still have nothing? -The tagline... 395 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:14,858 Do you think I'm joking when I give you a deadline? 396 00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:17,525 -You said Monday. -Ida, book a nice room with a lock on it 397 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:20,067 for Misters Olson and Rizzo. Bill it to Vicks. 398 00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,650 -Don't come out until you have something. -Are you kidding? 399 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,275 Pete, we'll walk them out. 400 00:22:29,858 --> 00:22:32,067 Do you want to pick a place or should I? 401 00:22:32,608 --> 00:22:35,067 He wasn't serious. It's the weekend. We'll work in the office. 402 00:22:35,192 --> 00:22:38,317 Do you want me to go chase him down to see if he's serious or not? 403 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,942 Go get Stanley. 404 00:22:45,692 --> 00:22:47,567 -I need to speak with you. -Not now. 405 00:22:47,775 --> 00:22:50,108 -Lane, may I? -Come in. 406 00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:59,025 I'm only going to ask once. Are we merging with Geyer? 407 00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:01,400 -No. -Really? 408 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:06,025 Well, I ran into Ken Cosgrove and Clarence Birdseye at the CLIOs. 409 00:23:10,442 --> 00:23:13,983 It came to me that Mr. Cosgrove was unhappy 410 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:19,608 and that he and his choice clients would be a welcome addition to the firm. 411 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,108 Over my dead body. 412 00:23:26,608 --> 00:23:30,108 I apologize. It was wrong of me not to consult you. 413 00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:32,567 -I wasn't sure... -Wasn't sure about what? 414 00:23:32,942 --> 00:23:34,817 Whether to go behind my back? 415 00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:39,108 I'm a partner, damn it. I have the same status here as you. 416 00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:42,025 You've never liked me. 417 00:23:42,108 --> 00:23:43,192 You picked him over me to begin with 418 00:23:43,275 --> 00:23:45,483 and now you expect me to work with him again? 419 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:46,900 Approval denied. 420 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:52,567 Roger Sterling is a child, 421 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,942 and frankly we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself. 422 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,858 Ken is proven. 423 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,608 He's hungry, and he has accounts. 424 00:24:08,858 --> 00:24:11,567 Birds Eye, a beverage called Mountain Dew 425 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:14,650 and Fillmore Auto Parts, which has entered the national arena. 426 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:17,983 He would more than pay for himself. 427 00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:20,150 Does that put you at ease? 428 00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:21,317 What would put me at ease 429 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,817 is you and Madame Defarge not plotting behind my back. 430 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,650 Still, I expect pragmatism from you. 431 00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:31,733 We share that. 432 00:24:33,608 --> 00:24:36,317 Mr. Cosgrove and I are having lunch on Monday. 433 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:41,525 If your tantrum has subsided, you're welcome to join us. 434 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,817 -I'm going home. -And on a personal note, 435 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,358 I'd like to add that I'm quite fond of you. 436 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,942 It pains me to hear you say otherwise. 437 00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:57,483 Get that thing in here. 438 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:04,733 General. 439 00:25:05,942 --> 00:25:07,192 You're not flying tonight, are you? 440 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:09,108 No, it's been years. 441 00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:11,692 I bet. Name some aircraft for me. 442 00:25:12,317 --> 00:25:14,525 -No. -No, wait. Who do you report to? 443 00:25:14,858 --> 00:25:17,150 -The president. -Of what, William Morris? 444 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:22,608 You know, one of these decorations is for shutting up loudmouths. 445 00:25:23,108 --> 00:25:25,192 It's a pleasure to meet you, General. Enjoy your evening. 446 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,942 -Don, congratulations. -Thank you. 447 00:25:32,442 --> 00:25:35,025 You, too. We're the top of the heap. 448 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,525 -The heap of what? -I know they give out 50 a year, 449 00:25:38,608 --> 00:25:41,150 but I've got to say, it doesn't get any sweeter than this. 450 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,025 Roger, buy Ned a drink. 451 00:25:47,775 --> 00:25:49,275 There you are. 452 00:25:49,942 --> 00:25:52,525 Your mom called. She's looking for us. 453 00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:54,650 It was very nice meeting you. 454 00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:56,858 -What are you doing? -Rescuing you. 455 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,108 From what? A business opportunity? 456 00:26:01,358 --> 00:26:03,025 Did you see the part where I won? 457 00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:05,108 No, but I heard about it. 458 00:26:05,817 --> 00:26:08,483 They're gonna put your picture on a dartboard at Grey. 459 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,942 What's their problem? 460 00:26:11,108 --> 00:26:12,400 Grey won. Everybody won. 461 00:26:13,067 --> 00:26:14,608 That's not true. 462 00:26:14,692 --> 00:26:17,442 And just think how you'd feel right now if you lost. 463 00:26:17,525 --> 00:26:19,525 About the same, I suppose. 464 00:26:19,942 --> 00:26:21,358 It doesn't make the work any better. 465 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,150 That's very healthy. 466 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,775 Award or no award, you're still Don Draper. 467 00:26:28,317 --> 00:26:29,567 Whatever that means. 468 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:32,692 You're incredible. 469 00:26:38,608 --> 00:26:39,775 You smell good. 470 00:26:40,608 --> 00:26:42,108 Is that right? 471 00:26:45,608 --> 00:26:49,275 What do you say we get out of here and really celebrate? 472 00:26:53,317 --> 00:26:56,942 I think you're confusing a lot of things at once right now. 473 00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:04,317 I'm very happy for you. 474 00:27:18,942 --> 00:27:20,608 Are you calling to give him an update? 475 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,275 I'm calling him about something completely unrelated to you. 476 00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:26,317 I Know you have a special relationship. 477 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,775 -What does that mean? -What? 478 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,608 Not that. Jesus! Of course not that. 479 00:27:33,692 --> 00:27:36,650 Do you think he'd be caught dead with you? There's wallpaper more exciting. 480 00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,150 But I know you're his favorite. 481 00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,025 I bet he takes you hunting 482 00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:43,150 and lets you carry the carcasses in your mouth. 483 00:27:45,108 --> 00:27:46,650 Are you gonna work or just stare at pictures 484 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,942 of women who can't stare back? 485 00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:54,983 You wouldn't understand, but this inspires me, 486 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,442 opens my mind with freedom. 487 00:27:59,858 --> 00:28:01,858 So why aren't you a nudist? 488 00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:04,692 You talk about it all the time. 489 00:28:04,942 --> 00:28:08,025 Well, in a liberated environment, I would be. 490 00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:12,608 In the presence of the Pope or say, you, 491 00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:15,942 it's difficult. 492 00:28:16,775 --> 00:28:18,150 You don't know anything about me. 493 00:28:19,108 --> 00:28:22,858 I know you're ashamed of your body, or you should be, at least. 494 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,192 What are you doing? 495 00:28:38,442 --> 00:28:41,858 You're lazy. And you have no ideas. 496 00:28:43,733 --> 00:28:47,525 -Really? -Yeah. Let's go. 497 00:28:50,233 --> 00:28:51,733 You're a fruitcake, you know that? 498 00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:53,775 And you're chicken shit. 499 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:55,942 I can work like this. Let's get liberated. 500 00:28:58,233 --> 00:28:59,567 Fantastic. 501 00:29:31,442 --> 00:29:32,483 What are you waiting for? 502 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:35,983 Just... 503 00:29:40,358 --> 00:29:42,858 Let's talk cough drops. What you got? 504 00:29:43,942 --> 00:29:45,442 I'm thinking. 505 00:29:46,858 --> 00:29:47,858 About what? 506 00:29:47,942 --> 00:29:50,150 Don't flatter yourself. it's involuntary. 507 00:29:51,442 --> 00:29:54,400 Maybe it was left over from the magazine. 508 00:29:55,692 --> 00:29:56,942 Terrific. 509 00:29:57,025 --> 00:29:59,192 Now I don't think it's that hard to convince people 510 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:03,525 that cough drops are medicine, especially when they taste like it, right? 511 00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:18,733 So you're really gonna leave me alone with all these naked gold women? 512 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,025 Excuse me. I hate to interrupt. 513 00:30:21,108 --> 00:30:22,400 You're not interrupting. 514 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:25,608 That man over there, I saw you talking before. 515 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,025 -Is that Don Draper? -Yes it is. 516 00:30:28,858 --> 00:30:32,192 -Is he attached? -To that glass? Absolutely. 517 00:30:32,275 --> 00:30:33,275 No. 518 00:30:39,317 --> 00:30:41,442 He's pretty proud of himself. 519 00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:43,608 Well, it's a big day for him. 520 00:30:43,733 --> 00:30:45,108 It's a big day for all of us. 521 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:48,442 Especially you, okay? 522 00:30:49,275 --> 00:30:52,442 Well, they don't seem to give awards for what I do. 523 00:30:53,192 --> 00:30:54,817 And what is that? 524 00:30:56,108 --> 00:30:57,858 Find guys like him. 525 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:05,275 You've crossed the border from lubricated to morose. 526 00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:08,608 Good night. 527 00:31:21,358 --> 00:31:22,608 Mr. Sterling. 528 00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:27,233 -Do I know you? -it's Don. 529 00:31:27,775 --> 00:31:30,942 Don Draper. Heller's Luxury Furs. 530 00:31:31,983 --> 00:31:33,608 The fur guy. 531 00:31:34,942 --> 00:31:36,983 -What are you doing here? -I have a meeting in the building. 532 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:39,942 I saw you standing here and I thought I'd say hello. 533 00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:43,775 Really? Name one other company in this building. 534 00:31:46,275 --> 00:31:48,108 I'm sorry. It's just... 535 00:31:49,483 --> 00:31:51,358 I've left some messages for you. 536 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:54,233 And I've ignored them. That's my message for you. 537 00:31:54,317 --> 00:31:55,817 I just wanted to know what you thought of my portfolio. 538 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:58,608 I threw it out with the box from the coat. 539 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,650 That was a bad idea. 540 00:32:02,608 --> 00:32:03,817 Maybe it was a bad idea, 541 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,733 but weren't you trying to get a break once? 542 00:32:12,442 --> 00:32:14,442 Where does your boss think you are right now? 543 00:32:16,942 --> 00:32:17,942 He knows I want to do what you do. 544 00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:19,692 And what do you think that is? 545 00:32:20,817 --> 00:32:24,442 I think you're a very important man in a very important agency. 546 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,525 Maybe I am risking my job, 547 00:32:27,358 --> 00:32:30,150 but I'd do anything to buy you a drink and hear anything you have to say. 548 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:32,900 It's 10:00 a.m. 549 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:36,192 My mother always said, "Be careful what you wish for, 550 00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:37,567 "because you'll get it, 551 00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:40,275 "and then people get jealous and try to take it away from you." 552 00:32:41,692 --> 00:32:43,025 I don't think that's how that goes. 553 00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:46,067 You're an expert on everything, right? 554 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:48,567 And how can I hire you? You know too much about me. 555 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,525 You know I've been discreet. 556 00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:53,108 Once you say that, you're not discreet anymore. 557 00:32:53,192 --> 00:32:56,108 I got to get out of here before they open for lunch. This is embarrassing. 558 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,858 I'll buy you lunch. 559 00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:01,108 I'm stuffed. I had a jar of olives. 560 00:33:06,608 --> 00:33:09,942 And you're a great fur guy. I'm gonna need one of those. 561 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,442 Let me get you a cab. 562 00:33:13,775 --> 00:33:15,483 You should go home. 563 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:30,067 So you use cough drops when you're sick in bed, 564 00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:34,358 on a car trip, at the movies and in church. 565 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,192 Anything you'd like to add? 566 00:33:39,358 --> 00:33:41,650 -What? -This pencil's a little dull. 567 00:33:43,192 --> 00:33:45,442 Maybe I should dip that thing in some ink and write with it. 568 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:49,108 -Stop looking. -I thought it might make it go away. 569 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:04,775 You know what? Fine. 570 00:34:08,108 --> 00:34:09,233 Are we getting dressed now? 571 00:34:09,317 --> 00:34:12,358 You can do whatever you want. I don't care. 572 00:34:13,025 --> 00:34:14,108 But you do. 573 00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:15,692 Fine, you win. 574 00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:17,733 Win what? 575 00:34:17,817 --> 00:34:20,983 Win the prize for the smuggest bitch in the world. 576 00:34:22,108 --> 00:34:23,275 I got to take a leak. 577 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:39,775 Hey, Rizzo! I'm hungry. Do you want anything? 578 00:34:51,775 --> 00:34:53,817 What did you win for again? 579 00:34:55,108 --> 00:34:57,108 Cake mixes and toppings. 580 00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:59,692 I wrote the jingle. 581 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,817 Can you hum a few bars? 582 00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:21,275 That sounds familiar. 583 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,067 Okay. 584 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,650 Hello. 585 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,858 So you finally decided to pick up the phone? 586 00:35:54,942 --> 00:35:57,525 -Where the hell are you? -Who is this? 587 00:35:57,608 --> 00:36:00,358 It's me. Where the hell are you? It's noon. 588 00:36:01,442 --> 00:36:03,442 You were supposed to be here two hours ago. 589 00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:05,608 The kids are sitting in the den watching TV, 590 00:36:05,692 --> 00:36:07,858 waiting for someone who is obviously not coming. 591 00:36:07,942 --> 00:36:09,983 I know you don't care that Henry and I were supposed to go 592 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:11,483 to a very important brunch, 593 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:13,608 but I can't get Carla anymore. She's in church. 594 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,525 -I'm coming on Sunday. -It is Sunday! 595 00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:25,608 I'm really sorry, Betts. I'm under the weather. 596 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,650 Well, thank you for the notice, Don. Thanks a lot. 597 00:36:30,775 --> 00:36:32,525 Is everything okay? 598 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,525 Yeah. 599 00:36:36,567 --> 00:36:38,233 Everything's fine. 600 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:42,025 I can't believe we slept so long. 601 00:36:47,192 --> 00:36:48,692 Is that yours? 602 00:36:49,858 --> 00:36:51,733 No, it's yours. 603 00:36:57,692 --> 00:37:01,108 I'm really sorry. 604 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:05,025 I have some things to do. I forgot about them. 605 00:37:05,442 --> 00:37:07,983 You said you were gonna take my picture and you never did. 606 00:37:09,442 --> 00:37:12,442 -When did I say that? -I don't know. 607 00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:16,233 Somewhere around your third order of French Fries 608 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,567 after your sister left. 609 00:37:18,483 --> 00:37:19,817 My sister? 610 00:37:20,817 --> 00:37:22,775 Was that her on the phone? 611 00:37:22,858 --> 00:37:25,942 -No. -Don't lie to me. it's okay, Dick. 612 00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:31,608 Listen, I don't want to get in the middle of anything. 613 00:37:36,942 --> 00:37:38,067 Look, 614 00:37:40,108 --> 00:37:41,942 I'm really late. 615 00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:45,483 -I should get ready. -Okay. 616 00:37:48,525 --> 00:37:50,108 Do you mind? 617 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,317 I had a great time, Doris. 618 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,108 I'm really sorry I forgot I had plans. 619 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:27,442 All right. I'll see you around, I guess. 620 00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:21,192 Are you okay? 621 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,150 I tried to call you Friday night, 622 00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:25,692 and yesterday it rang and rang and today it's busy. 623 00:39:26,608 --> 00:39:27,608 My phone's not working. 624 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,275 Can I come in? 625 00:39:38,317 --> 00:39:40,067 What's the problem? 626 00:39:42,108 --> 00:39:46,275 I know you don't want to hear this, but the Life Cereal tag you sold, 627 00:39:46,942 --> 00:39:49,067 it was that kid's. Roger's idiot. 628 00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:55,233 "Eat Life by the bowlful"? We worked on that for weeks. 629 00:39:55,317 --> 00:39:59,025 No, "The cure for the common breakfast." You changed it in the meeting. 630 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:02,025 I don't think so. 631 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,108 I know I've gotten stuff stuck in my brain before 632 00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:06,817 and you don't know where it's coming from. 633 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,108 It's that kid's. 634 00:40:08,733 --> 00:40:10,525 -Are you sure? -Yes. 635 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:14,233 Call Life and tell them it's terrible 636 00:40:14,317 --> 00:40:16,108 -and we changed our minds. -They loved it. 637 00:40:16,192 --> 00:40:17,192 It's terrible. 638 00:40:17,275 --> 00:40:20,858 Well, neither you nor the client was in a condition to notice. 639 00:40:24,275 --> 00:40:25,650 Think of 10 more tags. 640 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:28,567 No. I've been working all weekend with that pig 641 00:40:28,650 --> 00:40:30,858 in that stupid hotel room. I am tapped out. 642 00:40:32,025 --> 00:40:33,608 What hotel room? 643 00:40:37,442 --> 00:40:39,483 You have to bring him in right away. 644 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,983 Tomorrow. Fix it. 645 00:40:46,608 --> 00:40:47,775 Shit. 646 00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:06,942 Mr. Cosgrove is on his way over. I've added you to our reservation. 647 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:10,775 No. When he gets here bring him to the conference room. 648 00:41:16,525 --> 00:41:18,775 ...and he's coughing and everyone's staring at him, 649 00:41:18,858 --> 00:41:21,317 including the priest, then he sucks on a Vicks. 650 00:41:21,608 --> 00:41:23,067 It's good. 651 00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:26,025 -it's pretty much how I pitched it. -That's true. 652 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:28,400 I only changed one little thing. 653 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,483 Good morning. 654 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:40,608 Call the Pen & Pencil, see if someone found my award. 655 00:41:41,275 --> 00:41:42,650 What's the category? 656 00:41:42,983 --> 00:41:45,400 Best actress. It's a CLIO. 657 00:41:52,817 --> 00:41:53,817 Hey. 658 00:41:54,733 --> 00:41:55,858 They told me to wait here. 659 00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:58,442 Your little friend is waiting. 660 00:42:03,483 --> 00:42:04,567 Listen, Danny, 661 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:10,275 I've been thinking about things and there was a slogan in your book, 662 00:42:10,858 --> 00:42:12,858 "The cure for the common" something. 663 00:42:12,942 --> 00:42:16,067 -Bus, beer, chair? Which one? -All of them. 664 00:42:16,483 --> 00:42:18,067 I'm gonna give you $50 for the idea. 665 00:42:19,733 --> 00:42:20,775 You liked it, huh? 666 00:42:20,858 --> 00:42:22,067 What did I just say? 667 00:42:23,817 --> 00:42:24,858 I'd like a job. 668 00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:30,567 Fine, $100. It'll be freelance work. Do you know what that is? 669 00:42:31,108 --> 00:42:32,775 Yeah, it's not a job. 670 00:42:33,358 --> 00:42:35,067 I don't have to buy it. 671 00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:38,108 I could just use it. Take the money. 672 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:41,275 I don't need money. I need a job. 673 00:42:41,483 --> 00:42:44,192 You wouldn't even be in this room if you weren't related to Roger. 674 00:42:44,442 --> 00:42:46,567 But I am. it's all I have. 675 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:49,025 That and my ideas. 676 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:03,442 This place is fantastic. 677 00:43:04,025 --> 00:43:06,317 Lane, could you leave us, please? 678 00:43:08,608 --> 00:43:10,108 Certainly. 679 00:43:25,775 --> 00:43:27,650 I've given this a lot of thought. 680 00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:29,942 Me, too. 681 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:35,108 If you're open to the direction and tenor of the business I'm doing here, 682 00:43:35,483 --> 00:43:37,317 I think you'd be a great addition to my team. 683 00:43:37,858 --> 00:43:39,150 The hell's that supposed to mean? 684 00:43:40,192 --> 00:43:42,775 That things have changed in a permanent way. 685 00:43:44,442 --> 00:43:46,275 I'd say nothing's changed. 686 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:52,192 Look, Ken, everyone here likes you, 687 00:43:52,275 --> 00:43:56,608 but this is a small shop, and I need to know you can do as told. 688 00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:15,608 So, 689 00:44:17,817 --> 00:44:19,442 how are the wedding plans coming? 690 00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:23,150 Peggy! 691 00:44:27,317 --> 00:44:29,108 Take Danny over to Joan. He's starting next Monday. 692 00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:30,858 Are you kidding? 693 00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:34,733 You will not be sorry. 694 00:44:34,817 --> 00:44:36,150 Go away. 695 00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:45,483 Wait here. 696 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,317 I always liked chocolate ice cream, but my mother made us eat vanilla, 697 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,942 because it didn't stain anything. 698 00:45:01,608 --> 00:45:04,108 -I hired Jane's cousin. -Really? 699 00:45:05,275 --> 00:45:06,400 What changed your mind? 700 00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:08,942 Couldn't live without him. 701 00:45:10,775 --> 00:45:15,317 Well, one good turn deserves another. 702 00:45:20,317 --> 00:45:22,150 You left it at the bar. 703 00:45:22,942 --> 00:45:24,608 Too much celebrating, I guess. 704 00:45:25,275 --> 00:45:27,108 Yeah, that happens. 705 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:30,192 I'll give it back if you just say one thing. 706 00:45:30,275 --> 00:45:32,317 You couldn't have done it without me. 707 00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:33,942 Did I not say that? 708 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,025 I was wrong. 709 00:45:43,733 --> 00:45:45,108 Thank you. 710 00:45:58,442 --> 00:45:59,942 Mr. Sterling. 711 00:46:00,233 --> 00:46:02,817 -Good morning. -Jesus! Would you leave me alone? 712 00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:06,067 You told me to come in. 713 00:46:06,483 --> 00:46:08,817 -The hell I did. -You hired me. 714 00:46:09,608 --> 00:46:11,108 What? When? 715 00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:14,275 Yesterday. You said, "Welcome aboard."