1 00:00:49,025 --> 00:00:52,233 They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking 2 00:00:52,317 --> 00:00:54,483 you have a drinking problem. 3 00:00:56,942 --> 00:00:58,692 My mind is a jumble. 4 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,108 I can't organize my thoughts 5 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,733 and typing feels like work. 6 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,192 I've never written more than 250 words, 7 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,400 not even in high school. 8 00:01:10,483 --> 00:01:12,900 Five paragraphs, 50 words a piece. 9 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:15,150 God, I was lazy. 10 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:19,025 I ShOuld've finished high school. 11 00:01:19,108 --> 00:01:21,692 Everything could have been different. 12 00:01:35,817 --> 00:01:37,650 Are you okay, sir? 13 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,150 Summer's coming. 14 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:33,900 I smelled it. 15 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,150 I kind of thought I smelled corn, which is impossible. 16 00:02:38,608 --> 00:02:40,317 There it was again. 17 00:02:41,942 --> 00:02:43,150 Perfume. 18 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:59,442 Good morning, Miss Blankenship. 19 00:02:59,525 --> 00:03:01,150 How was your surgery? 20 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:02,733 It was a nightmare. 21 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:06,358 The ether and the blindness, and then I got the goggles. 22 00:03:06,442 --> 00:03:07,900 So, everything's good? 23 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:11,317 I'll tell you, I was blind and now I see. 24 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,567 Well, good. If you need more time... 25 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:15,025 I'm fine, Roger. 26 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:18,025 I'm kidding around here. 27 00:03:18,942 --> 00:03:20,233 My book's at home. 28 00:03:20,317 --> 00:03:23,400 Can you give me the number for Bethany Van Nuys? 29 00:03:28,692 --> 00:03:30,442 Maybe lift it up and drop it down. 30 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,775 I'm stronger than you, but I'm not that strong. 31 00:03:34,608 --> 00:03:36,400 Stop. Stop. He's right. 32 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,192 I feel like Margaret Mead. 33 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:40,858 You know what, Harry? I think this is a show. 34 00:03:40,942 --> 00:03:44,358 Okay, we're gonna do it. Harry, get out of the way. 35 00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:53,233 What is going on out here? 36 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,983 I'll be honest, I don't know. 37 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,942 I got blockaded on my way back from the men's room. 38 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:58,150 Thank you, gentlemen. 39 00:03:58,983 --> 00:04:00,483 Everyone back to work. 40 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:01,733 It took my watch. 41 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:02,942 What? 42 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,108 -Ken was buying a Clark Bar... -But it ate my change. 43 00:04:05,192 --> 00:04:07,192 And since Danny's not here we went to Peggy. 44 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,150 But it turns out Joey's got the smallest hands. 45 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:10,567 No, I said I had done it before. 46 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,317 Why don't you put another dime in the machine and pull again? 47 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,442 You really think we didn't try that? 48 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:15,983 -This thing is a bandit. -Yeah. 49 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:17,400 Cut it out! 50 00:04:17,483 --> 00:04:19,067 Don't make me come out here again. 51 00:04:19,150 --> 00:04:20,525 Sorry, Mom. 52 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:22,233 Pardon? 53 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,275 Okay. Hey, it's over. 54 00:04:24,358 --> 00:04:26,025 I'm trying to get my watch. What am I supposed to do? 55 00:04:26,108 --> 00:04:28,983 Call the complaint number. Have an adult solve this problem. 56 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,233 What is going on out here? 57 00:04:30,317 --> 00:04:32,567 I was in the midst of an extremely important telephone call. 58 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:35,150 Joan was just handing out demerits. 59 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,817 Joey, in my office. 60 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:39,733 Go easy on him. 61 00:04:39,817 --> 00:04:42,358 A private spanking, just like my dream. 62 00:04:42,442 --> 00:04:44,608 When did we get a vending machine? 63 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:50,900 I know you're a freelancer and you spend time in other offices, 64 00:04:50,983 --> 00:04:53,692 but you should know, this behavior is not tolerated here. 65 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:54,858 Yes, ma'am. 66 00:04:54,942 --> 00:04:57,025 I should let you know there's a problem, now, between us. 67 00:04:57,108 --> 00:04:58,525 Why are you always on my case? 68 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,817 Because you are particularly disrespectful. 69 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,983 No, I'm not. Stan's worse. 70 00:05:03,983 --> 00:05:06,150 Maybe he's better at his job. 71 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,275 I'm glad you're amused. 72 00:05:10,358 --> 00:05:12,192 You're so arrogant. 73 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:13,692 Me? 74 00:05:13,775 --> 00:05:15,400 What do you do around here besides walking around 75 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,817 like you're trying to get raped? 76 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,775 Excuse me? 77 00:05:18,858 --> 00:05:20,650 I'm not some young girl off the bus. 78 00:05:20,733 --> 00:05:22,608 I don't need some madam from a Shanghai whorehouse 79 00:05:22,692 --> 00:05:24,150 to show me the ropes. 80 00:05:29,817 --> 00:05:31,317 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were in here. 81 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:34,275 Where the hell else would I be? This is my office. 82 00:05:34,358 --> 00:05:36,275 And you all better stop cutting through here. 83 00:05:36,358 --> 00:05:38,317 It's not a thoroughfare. 84 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,775 Take the extra steps. You could use them. 85 00:05:41,983 --> 00:05:43,483 You're right. 86 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:47,650 Go ahead. I'm leaving anyway. 87 00:05:48,317 --> 00:05:49,650 I'm sorry. 88 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,108 Oh, no. 89 00:06:04,483 --> 00:06:06,567 Miss Blankenship, good to see you. 90 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:09,275 I mean, nice to see you. I mean, welcome back. 91 00:06:09,358 --> 00:06:12,817 -Let me help you with those. -Finally, someone offers. 92 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:17,192 I told you I can see with the glasses. 93 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:19,983 -I'm out of cigarettes. -I've got your liquor. 94 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:23,233 I only have two hands. 95 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:24,650 I'm set. 96 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:26,858 And then you're not. 97 00:06:27,483 --> 00:06:28,900 Take those back to the storeroom, 98 00:06:28,983 --> 00:06:31,108 and while you're there, get me some cigarettes. 99 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:32,775 Your wife called earlier. 100 00:06:32,858 --> 00:06:34,442 She's not my wife. 101 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:37,900 Mrs. Francis said to remind you that you can't have the kids this weekend. 102 00:06:37,983 --> 00:06:40,942 It's very complicated. It's Bobby's birthday party, Sunday. 103 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,567 It's Gene's birthday. 104 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:45,442 Did you want me to buy him or her a gift? 105 00:06:46,608 --> 00:06:47,650 No. 106 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:10,025 What a pleasant surprise. 107 00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:27,233 You don't mind that I'm home early, do you? 108 00:07:27,317 --> 00:07:29,150 You said you didn't want to watch me pack. 109 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:31,733 You don't even want to say goodbye. 110 00:07:32,608 --> 00:07:34,150 I don't. 111 00:07:34,983 --> 00:07:37,567 Jeanie, it's basic training. I'll be back. 112 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:41,192 You said they use live ammunition. 113 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,525 Come on. 114 00:07:45,358 --> 00:07:47,150 Come in here. 115 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,358 Greg, that doesn't make everything better. It makes it worse. 116 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:59,067 It's eight weeks. 117 00:07:59,317 --> 00:08:02,442 I'm gonna come back in uniform. You Know you'll like that. 118 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,525 What am I gonna do? Who am I gonna talk to? 119 00:08:07,608 --> 00:08:11,108 Well, you'll talk to your friends at work. 120 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:26,108 Is this the way you want to spend this time, crying? 121 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:38,525 -I can't. -Sure you can. 122 00:08:38,608 --> 00:08:41,983 Just pretend we're in some midtown hotel 123 00:08:42,692 --> 00:08:45,817 and we both snuck away for the afternoon. 124 00:09:08,817 --> 00:09:11,483 More and more every day about Vietnam. 125 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:14,942 I hope it's not another Korea. 126 00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:19,525 I sound like a little girl, writing down what happened today. 127 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:25,692 Sunday is Gene's birthday party. 128 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,317 I know I can't go. 129 00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:31,067 I keep thinking about him. 130 00:09:32,108 --> 00:09:34,942 He was conceived in a moment of desperation 131 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,608 and born into a mess. 132 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,567 A list of things i'd like to do. 133 00:09:56,108 --> 00:09:57,817 One, 134 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,858 climb mount Kilimanjaro. 135 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:02,483 Go anywhere in Africa, actually. 136 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:04,567 Two, 137 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:07,942 gain a modicum of control over the way I feel. 138 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,525 I want to wake up. 139 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,275 I don't wanna be that man. 140 00:10:21,192 --> 00:10:23,442 Could you get that to el jefe? 141 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,692 So, Mountain Dew... 142 00:10:27,775 --> 00:10:31,108 Everything kind of fell apart there. They don't like the work. 143 00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:32,817 Too bad. 144 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,817 Well, somebody showed a couple of bottlers the work, 145 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,442 and they don't like witches brewing things. 146 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,483 They don't like the occult in general. 147 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:42,358 And you told them it's their hillbilly working a still? 148 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,900 I did, but the fact remains that in the world of sodie pop, 149 00:10:45,983 --> 00:10:48,525 Pepsi is the tail and the bottlers are the dog. 150 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:49,775 They just want us to change the drawing. 151 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,067 Except it's damaged goods. 152 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,733 They're never gonna want to see that board again. Start over. 153 00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:58,692 I did it with Joey. Do you want Stan to take over? 154 00:10:58,775 --> 00:11:01,400 You're spreading me awful thin. 155 00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:03,400 Do you want me to tell Joan to figure it out? 156 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,358 "It"? You don't even know what "it" is. 157 00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:08,567 Miss Blankenship, get Joan in here. 158 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,400 She startles when you do that. 159 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,275 -I had an uncle who was blind. -She's not blind. 160 00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:17,983 She's recovering from cataract surgery. 161 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,067 He had syphilis. 162 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:49,483 He would come in the room and he would say... 163 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,400 What can I do for you? 164 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,442 A redo on Mountain Dew. 165 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,233 I want to make Joey full time for a couple of weeks. 166 00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:02,900 I'd have to double-check on his availability, 167 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,525 but are you sure he's the right fit? 168 00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,483 He did the first round. 169 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,108 And we're redoing it. 170 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:10,025 It's more complicated than that. 171 00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:16,192 Well, this may not be the time or the place to bring this up, but... 172 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:18,692 -What now? -I've been hearing complaints about him. 173 00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:19,942 Really? 174 00:12:20,025 --> 00:12:22,608 He's not a gentleman with the girls. 175 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,608 Okay. One juicy story? 176 00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:30,358 I'll protect those concerned, but it involves an extremely blue joke. 177 00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,900 -When? -It doesn't matter. 178 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:36,025 Fine, you can tell it to me later. Boys will be boys. 179 00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:38,942 Of course, but I'm going to call in other books. 180 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,942 There's too much to do. 181 00:12:42,942 --> 00:12:44,358 I Know the joke. 182 00:12:44,442 --> 00:12:46,858 -This guy's balls are so big... -Are we done? 183 00:12:46,942 --> 00:12:48,400 Sure. 184 00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:57,858 Can you tell Ray Charles to come in here and clean this up? 185 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:03,567 And as soon as you get to Hollywood you find out that that myth is... 186 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,733 Well, it has some truth to it. There is instant fame. 187 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:09,233 What's this have to do with Peyton Place? 188 00:13:09,317 --> 00:13:10,858 Well, we went down to the set, 189 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:13,317 and Ryan was doing this scene against another rival, 190 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,983 I can't tell you who, and the guy was awful. 191 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:18,567 And I start to hear him talk about a young fresh face, 192 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,817 wholesome but a little mischievous. 193 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,192 Am I crazy? 194 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,900 I don't understand. You want to be an actor? 195 00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:28,108 Does that sound like me? That's you. You could do it. 196 00:13:28,192 --> 00:13:29,442 I know the right people. 197 00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:31,483 Maybe not the big screen, but the small screen definitely. 198 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:34,275 I'm kind of down to earth. 199 00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:38,233 You're so handsome. I showed them a picture. 200 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,233 How'd you get a picture? 201 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:43,567 I sent one of those Polaroids from the Christmas party to Bernie Kowalski. 202 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,525 Mr Crane, I hate to interrupt you, 203 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,817 but I have Peggy Olson out here looking for Mr. Baird. 204 00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:53,275 Well, thank you for thinking of me. 205 00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:55,817 You're too modest, you know that? 206 00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:00,358 What were you doing in there? 207 00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:02,858 Every place I've worked there's always some old fairy who comes on to me, 208 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,400 but that was the weirdest by far. 209 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:06,233 Yes, everybody wants you, Joey. 210 00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,858 -It happens a lot. -What did you do to Joan? 211 00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:10,067 I told her off. 212 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,650 Well, you shouldn't have. She's important around here. 213 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,233 Let me tell you something about the Big Rag... 214 00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:18,442 We're creative, and she's an overblown secretary. 215 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,067 Fine, don't listen to me. 216 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,108 There's a Joan in every company. 217 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,692 My mother was a Joan. 218 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,858 Always telling everybody what to do. 219 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,442 She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits. 220 00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:32,650 She's not your mother, and she and Lane basically run this place. 221 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,317 Okay, message received. 222 00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:39,025 Is it time to go yet? 223 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:48,900 Glad you could make it. 224 00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,525 Well, we were on our way to the theater anyway. 225 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:54,567 Ralph Stuben, this is my wife Betty. 226 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,858 -Pleased to meet you. -I hope you don't mind. 227 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:59,358 The Congressman wanted me to do this immediately 228 00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:01,233 and he didn't want me to do it over the phone. 229 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:05,067 She doesn't mind, and she's very discreet. 230 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,150 That's the curse of a political wife. 231 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,858 That and having to eat dinner with a lot of people you don't know. 232 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,233 Betty's no stranger to public service. 233 00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:13,442 So, what show did you see? 234 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,567 Why don't we get a drink at the bar? 235 00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:20,608 It'll only be a minute. 236 00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:25,608 Thank you. 237 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:32,900 So, are you a Felix or an Oscar? 238 00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:36,567 Like most men, I'd rather be an Oscar, but I'm probably a Felix. 239 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,650 Every date feels like a first date with you. 240 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,692 Is that good or bad? 241 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:46,233 It's just I know you must be seeing someone else. 242 00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:49,317 And don't say no, because it'll just hurt me more. 243 00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,983 Look, I'm here with you right now. 244 00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:55,275 We're on a date, 245 00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:57,858 and I thought we were getting to know each other. 246 00:15:57,942 --> 00:16:02,983 It doesn't just accumulate. It takes intense, prolonged contact. 247 00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:06,817 Don't you want to be close with anyone? 248 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,775 I do. 249 00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:14,192 I know we're from different generations, 250 00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:17,067 but I'm going to need more from you. 251 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,150 We are from different generations, 252 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:22,400 because I don't remember women pushing this hard. 253 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,317 And I'm not seeing anyone. 254 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,275 I'm working. 255 00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:27,817 All the time. 256 00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:32,525 Well, I get excited when you call, and then I don't hear from you. 257 00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:35,817 We don't have to get married for me to show you off at the Country Club. 258 00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:38,775 Don. 259 00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:40,608 How are you? 260 00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:43,442 I'm fine, Henry. 261 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,983 Henry, Betty, this is Miss Van Nuys. 262 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,317 Bethany. 263 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,817 Enjoy your dinner. 264 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,692 My goodness, what was that? 265 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:04,692 Well, that was actually my ex-wife and her husband, 266 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,525 and some slob who's about to have the worst dinner of his life. 267 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,608 What? Her? 268 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,567 Well, first of all, my official capacity, if anyone asks, 269 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,692 I'm here to thank you for securing the Governor's endorsement 270 00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:30,775 for Congressman Lindsay. 271 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,025 That's no small feat, I'm sure. 272 00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:35,442 Well, Rocky only hates him because he's handsome. 273 00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:38,025 Well, not to worry. 274 00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:39,567 Lindsay just wants to be Mayor. 275 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,900 Any talk of the White House is fiction. 276 00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:45,733 I guess he hasn't seen the cover of Life. 277 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,067 Okay. 278 00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,567 Hypothetically, 279 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:55,233 the Congressman is putting together a team with his eye on '72, 280 00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:58,608 and, well, it would be built, 281 00:17:58,692 --> 00:18:01,775 if it were going to be built, around you. 282 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,817 And yes, he doesn't want Rocky to have you either. 283 00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:13,733 Elizabeth, do you know what you want? 284 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,817 Honey, this part is almost over. 285 00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:18,108 I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. 286 00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:25,650 One drink and she gets flushed. 287 00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:29,025 Yeah, my wife has the other problem. 288 00:18:36,817 --> 00:18:39,817 -Are you okay in there, ma'am? -Yes, I'm fine. 289 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:45,858 -You dropped your purse. -I'll take it. 290 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,442 What did you want me to do, put you in a cab? 291 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,525 That wouldn't be right. 292 00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:14,567 I can't believe you made me sit there and look at them. 293 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,525 Nobody said you had to look at them. 294 00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:19,483 You need a drink? Well, what are you, a wino? 295 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:23,233 You need a drink? That is not something you're allowed to say. 296 00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,983 Now you decide what I can and can't say? 297 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,192 I was in a marriage like that before. 298 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:31,192 You're gonna run into him. it's a small town. 299 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,067 -I hate him. -Hate's a strong word, Betty. 300 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,067 I hate Nazis. 301 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:38,233 I have an ex-wife. She bothers me. 302 00:19:38,317 --> 00:19:40,442 I don't like seeing her. I don't hate her. 303 00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:42,608 -You're a saint. -I'm an adult. 304 00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:45,442 It was upsetting. Can't you let me have that? 305 00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:48,192 Not when it ruins the whole evening. 306 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,942 This man is asking me to take Lindsay all the way. 307 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,692 That could happen. Don Draper doesn't have a say. 308 00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:58,650 -You're right. Who cares about him? -You do. 309 00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:01,442 He's taking up too much space in your life, 310 00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:02,942 maybe in your heart. 311 00:20:03,025 --> 00:20:04,858 That's ridiculous. 312 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,733 Look, 313 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,150 maybe we rushed into this. 314 00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,650 "We"?? 315 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,525 I was six months pregnant when we met. 316 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,275 -Pull over. -Are you kidding me? 317 00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:21,025 Let me out, Henry. 318 00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:23,900 No, you know what? Let me out at the house 319 00:20:23,983 --> 00:20:26,400 because you don't want to live there anyway. 320 00:20:26,483 --> 00:20:30,358 You can stay in a hotel or wherever you were when I met you. 321 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:32,567 In your mansion with your servants. 322 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,650 Shut up, Betty. You're drunk. 323 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,400 What are you doing? 324 00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:03,400 Making you comfortable. 325 00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:19,983 She's a sweet girl 326 00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:23,067 and she wants me to know hen 327 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,942 but I already do. 328 00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:30,025 People tell you who they are, but we ignore it 329 00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:33,317 because we want them to be who we want them to be. 330 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:41,275 To be continued. 331 00:21:46,442 --> 00:21:49,442 I bet she was thinking of that line all night. 332 00:21:52,317 --> 00:21:55,817 I looked up at the Barbizon and I thought of all the women in there. 333 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:58,275 One in every room. 334 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,150 Touching themselves to sleep. 335 00:22:04,942 --> 00:22:06,692 Waverly and 6th. 336 00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:11,150 I like sleeping alone, 337 00:22:11,692 --> 00:22:13,983 stretching out like a skydiver, 338 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,692 cool patches to roll onto. 339 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:19,900 I should appreciate it more. 340 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:27,400 No. No! I'm talking now! 341 00:22:28,067 --> 00:22:31,192 I don't care where you go and I don't care what you do! 342 00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:33,275 So, in order... 343 00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:36,733 Would you let me talk? I want my key back. 344 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,608 And I don't want to see your shorts on my floor, 345 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,150 and I don't want you complaining that I don't cook 'cause I don't cook! 346 00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:47,525 You know what, David? Go shit in the ocean! 347 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,483 Good morning. 348 00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:56,483 Are you leaving already? 349 00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:02,983 Were you going to say goodbye? 350 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,483 I thought you could use the sleep. 351 00:23:08,275 --> 00:23:09,900 I'm sorry, Henry. 352 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,108 Come over here. 353 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,150 I don't want to have to defend myself all the time. 354 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,275 All the time? 355 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:34,483 Henry, I'm really sorry. 356 00:23:35,692 --> 00:23:36,900 I know. 357 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,317 Get some sleep. 358 00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:45,067 Carla took the kids to school. 359 00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:49,650 Henry, he was the only man I'd ever been with. 360 00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:54,483 I'll call you later. 361 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,483 It tastes good 362 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,858 because it still basically tastes like Mountain Dew. 363 00:24:47,942 --> 00:24:50,983 And it's very simple to make. I call it jet fuel. 364 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:52,317 Rocket fuel. 365 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,233 And I like the simplicity of the idea. 366 00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:57,483 -Young people, hillbillies. -Xerox crapped out again. 367 00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:59,317 I think I killed it. 368 00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:03,900 I'll run this specimen over to the lab. 369 00:25:03,983 --> 00:25:05,400 It's delicious. 370 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:10,442 You're a haircut, you know that? 371 00:25:10,525 --> 00:25:12,608 You need three ingredients for a cocktail. 372 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:15,025 Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency. 373 00:25:20,858 --> 00:25:23,233 Don wants our freelance art director Joey Baird 374 00:25:23,317 --> 00:25:25,025 put on full time for the next three weeks. 375 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,317 None of my business, I suppose. 376 00:25:33,858 --> 00:25:37,275 I really think this vending machine is a troublemaker. 377 00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:39,358 I think it's been a great success. 378 00:25:39,442 --> 00:25:41,775 Revenue is climbing. 379 00:25:41,858 --> 00:25:44,858 I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine. 380 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,900 We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch. 381 00:25:47,983 --> 00:25:50,192 Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries 382 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:51,733 who think the whole afternoon is lunchtime 383 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:54,775 because there's always another sandwich around the corner. 384 00:25:54,858 --> 00:25:57,192 There have been a lot of complaints. 385 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,817 Did you tell them to call the number? 386 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:06,525 What do you think they're doing in there, Lane and Joan? 387 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,442 It's an unholy alliance. 388 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,567 I know exactly what they're doing in there. 389 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:15,108 Joan's on the desk, boobs on the blotter. 390 00:26:15,817 --> 00:26:17,358 Lane's behind her. 391 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,525 Probably has a bowler hat. Am I wrong? 392 00:26:19,608 --> 00:26:21,317 Hey, don't do that. 393 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,150 I'm not doing anything. Joan's doing it. 394 00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:28,858 Mountain Dew-dah. 395 00:26:28,942 --> 00:26:32,067 Give me three cocktails with at least three ingredients each. 396 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:37,233 Peggy Olson, pioneering the science of wet blanketry. 397 00:26:37,317 --> 00:26:39,150 You love her. 398 00:26:43,817 --> 00:26:45,650 Henry Francis calling. 399 00:26:57,525 --> 00:26:58,567 This is Don. 400 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:02,400 Hello, Don. Henry Francis. Sorry to bother you at work. 401 00:27:02,483 --> 00:27:04,442 I assume it's important. 402 00:27:04,525 --> 00:27:06,442 It is, but not dire. 403 00:27:08,192 --> 00:27:09,650 Okay. 404 00:27:10,483 --> 00:27:12,025 What can I do for you? 405 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,567 I bought a boat and I... 406 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:16,067 Well, I'd like to put it in the garage, 407 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:18,233 and I don't have the clearance with your things there. 408 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:20,650 No, of course. 409 00:27:20,858 --> 00:27:24,233 I can probably have some movers take them, put them in storage somewhere. 410 00:27:24,317 --> 00:27:25,858 I can take it off the rent. 411 00:27:25,942 --> 00:27:27,817 No. No, that's okay. 412 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,733 I should probably come and get them myself. 413 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,067 Gene's birthday party is on Sunday. 414 00:27:34,983 --> 00:27:36,483 I know. 415 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,983 So, I think Saturday would be best, don't you? 416 00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:44,317 I see. 417 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,317 The boat's coming next week so... 418 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,733 Fine. 419 00:27:47,817 --> 00:27:49,483 I'll come at noon. 420 00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:02,817 Miss Blankenship, can I get some coffee? 421 00:28:06,608 --> 00:28:09,150 I just lost 30 cents in the machine. 422 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:10,692 How is that possible? 423 00:28:10,775 --> 00:28:14,483 Well, I wanted a pack of Life Savers, so I put in a nickel and it didn't work. 424 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,692 So, I looked in my purse and all I had was a quarter, 425 00:28:16,775 --> 00:28:17,983 so then I lost a quarter too. 426 00:28:18,525 --> 00:28:20,233 Was the exact-change light on? 427 00:28:20,317 --> 00:28:22,317 I started with the exact change. 428 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:24,775 Peggy, it's a nickel. 429 00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:27,733 I'm not calling that number. No one ever answers. 430 00:28:27,817 --> 00:28:29,567 I can't believe you. 431 00:28:29,650 --> 00:28:32,150 Fine, then give me some Life Savers. 432 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,442 Who did that? 433 00:28:48,317 --> 00:28:49,567 Did what? 434 00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:51,692 That pornographic drawing. 435 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:57,442 It's a very brave person that does something anonymously. 436 00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:59,400 It's a very brave person who does that. 437 00:28:59,483 --> 00:29:02,358 It's still illegal in many states, you know. 438 00:29:08,817 --> 00:29:12,567 I can't wait until next year when all of you are in Vietnam. 439 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,233 You will be pining for the day 440 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,483 when someone was trying to make your life easier. 441 00:29:17,483 --> 00:29:18,567 And when you're over there, 442 00:29:19,317 --> 00:29:22,858 when you're in the jungle, and they're shooting at you, 443 00:29:22,942 --> 00:29:26,483 remember you're not dying for me because I never liked you. 444 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:35,358 -Joan. -Don't worry. I'm not going home. 445 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,983 Jesus. Scorched earth. 446 00:29:39,067 --> 00:29:41,233 -What's wrong with her? -I told you not to do that. 447 00:29:41,317 --> 00:29:43,483 -Come on, Peggy. -It's a joke. 448 00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:49,358 She's still patting around for the buzzer. I'm sorry. 449 00:29:49,442 --> 00:29:51,733 What do you want? 450 00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:57,692 Joey taped it to Joan's window. 451 00:29:58,442 --> 00:29:59,525 -Really? -Yes, 452 00:29:59,608 --> 00:30:03,150 and it's disrespectful to Joan and it's disrespectful to me. 453 00:30:03,317 --> 00:30:05,900 Narrative, forced perspective... Are you sure Joey did this? 454 00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:08,483 Yes, I told him not to. 455 00:30:08,817 --> 00:30:10,733 Well, I wouldn't tolerate that if I were you. 456 00:30:10,817 --> 00:30:12,733 But you have no problem with it? 457 00:30:13,692 --> 00:30:15,358 I didn't say that. 458 00:30:15,442 --> 00:30:17,150 Look, Peggy, just go fire him. 459 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,942 Me? 460 00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:21,942 I thought you would go out there and yell at him. 461 00:30:22,025 --> 00:30:23,275 Yell at him, fire him. 462 00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:25,567 Look, believe me, you do not want me involved in this. 463 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,233 People will think you're a tattletale. 464 00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:30,150 Dr. Miller has arrived. 465 00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:32,150 Send her in. 466 00:30:33,317 --> 00:30:36,650 You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself. 467 00:30:38,233 --> 00:30:39,567 I'm sorry. 468 00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:40,817 Have a seat. 469 00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:46,608 Is everything all right? 470 00:30:47,025 --> 00:30:48,275 Yes. 471 00:30:52,983 --> 00:30:54,567 Joey, can I speak to you for a minute? 472 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:56,317 -You want one? -No. 473 00:31:07,608 --> 00:31:08,900 I'm sorry, okay? 474 00:31:08,983 --> 00:31:11,733 Good. Now, go apologize. 475 00:31:11,817 --> 00:31:13,400 What? Then she'll know I did it. 476 00:31:13,483 --> 00:31:15,608 You did do it. I told you not to. 477 00:31:15,692 --> 00:31:17,733 Come on. It's funny. 478 00:31:17,817 --> 00:31:19,233 Really? Would you show it to Lane? 479 00:31:19,317 --> 00:31:20,650 He would think it's funny. 480 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:22,567 What if it were Don on his knees? 481 00:31:22,858 --> 00:31:24,525 See? This is why I don't like working with women. 482 00:31:24,608 --> 00:31:26,358 You have no sense of humor. 483 00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:29,400 You're fired. 484 00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:32,608 All right, all right. I see the nostrils are flared. 485 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:33,942 -I'll go apologize. -No. 486 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,650 Get your things. 487 00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:37,650 -Are you serious? -I am. 488 00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:40,900 We'll see what Don has to say about that. 489 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:43,067 Don doesn't even know who you are. 490 00:31:45,483 --> 00:31:47,775 -I'm sorry it didn't work out. -Hang on. Come on. 491 00:31:47,858 --> 00:31:49,358 This is crazy. 492 00:31:49,983 --> 00:31:52,608 It's just a job, Joey. You'll get another one. 493 00:31:59,275 --> 00:32:01,400 Well, I was wrong about you. 494 00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:16,900 What's going on? 495 00:32:16,983 --> 00:32:18,983 Watch out, fellas. Fun's over. 496 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,900 -What? -That's all, folks. 497 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,900 -Are you serious? -A little bug bit me. 498 00:32:24,983 --> 00:32:28,067 Well, I'll give you a call. We'll have a drink. 499 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:32,567 Stan, throw Vick Chemical on the back burner. 500 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,733 You're on Mountain Dew. 501 00:32:36,358 --> 00:32:39,567 Power of the poontang. 502 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,525 You know, these guys may be embarrassed 503 00:32:41,608 --> 00:32:43,983 by having some professional tell them what to do. 504 00:32:44,067 --> 00:32:46,067 He'll take advice from another man. 505 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:48,108 Not if he knows more. 506 00:32:49,317 --> 00:32:52,358 You know I'm right about auto parts. I used to sell cars. 507 00:32:52,442 --> 00:32:55,108 Yes, but we still have to do it. 508 00:32:56,483 --> 00:32:58,317 God, this is boring. 509 00:32:59,192 --> 00:33:01,900 I think I'm hungry. Do you want to eat? 510 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,733 You mean order in? 511 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,650 I don't know. You seem kind of dressed up. 512 00:33:07,983 --> 00:33:11,150 We could take Fillmore Parts with us if you want. 513 00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:13,983 Just to clarify... 514 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:17,067 You'd like to have dinner with me? 515 00:33:20,525 --> 00:33:21,608 Yes. 516 00:33:23,608 --> 00:33:26,650 You asked me out the first time I came in here. 517 00:33:26,733 --> 00:33:29,317 Why would it be different for me now? 518 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:33,192 It just felt like the timing is right- 519 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:38,150 So, why don't we do that? 520 00:33:38,358 --> 00:33:40,942 You could ask me out for dinner at some future date, 521 00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:42,358 instead of, I don't know, 522 00:33:42,442 --> 00:33:45,608 tacking it on to a workday like an afterthought. 523 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,567 I could do that. 524 00:33:49,983 --> 00:33:52,692 Saturday night far enough in the future? 525 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,817 Not normally, but you're in luck. 526 00:33:56,858 --> 00:33:57,983 Good. 527 00:33:59,275 --> 00:34:00,608 Okay then. 528 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:03,650 I've got enough to go on here. 529 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:05,192 Okay. 530 00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,567 -Good night. -Good night. 531 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:15,942 -it's Francine. -Come in. 532 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,483 I'm all bitten up. 533 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,150 This is my potato salad bowl, but this one's yours. 534 00:34:24,692 --> 00:34:26,275 Well, thank you. 535 00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:28,150 Henry was going to pick one up on his way home from work, 536 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,900 but he's been so busy. 537 00:34:29,983 --> 00:34:32,567 Betty, he's very ambitious. 538 00:34:33,817 --> 00:34:35,150 He's mad at me. 539 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,025 Why would that be so? 540 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,483 Oh, God, if I can make it through this weekend... 541 00:34:41,817 --> 00:34:43,733 It's a two-year-old's birthday party, 542 00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:46,775 and you'll have help, and no one cares. 543 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,692 Is he coming? 544 00:34:54,942 --> 00:34:56,858 I told him about it. 545 00:34:56,942 --> 00:34:58,900 Now I can only hope he won't show up and ruin it. 546 00:34:58,983 --> 00:35:00,525 Well, he won't. 547 00:35:00,983 --> 00:35:03,233 We ran into him in the city... 548 00:35:03,317 --> 00:35:04,650 On a date. 549 00:35:05,108 --> 00:35:07,983 Bethany Van Nuys. She was all of 15. 550 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,608 I misbehaved. 551 00:35:12,817 --> 00:35:15,233 Henry didn't understand it for some reason. 552 00:35:15,317 --> 00:35:17,525 Why do you let him bother you? 553 00:35:17,608 --> 00:35:20,025 We see him walking out with the kids some weekends. 554 00:35:20,108 --> 00:35:21,775 Carlton calls him "that sad bastard." 555 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,400 That's an act. 556 00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:26,692 He's living the life, let me tell you. 557 00:35:26,775 --> 00:35:29,650 He doesn't get to have this family and that. 558 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,733 Betty. 559 00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:34,275 You have terrible luck with entertaining. 560 00:35:42,817 --> 00:35:44,442 Just be careful. 561 00:35:44,858 --> 00:35:48,025 Don has nothing to lose, and you have everything. 562 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:08,233 I don't know if you heard, but I tired Joey. 563 00:36:08,942 --> 00:36:11,400 I did. Good for you. 564 00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:14,858 Excuse me? 565 00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:18,317 Now everybody in the office will know that you solved my problem 566 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,608 and that you must be really important, I guess. 567 00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:24,150 What's wrong with you? 568 00:36:24,233 --> 00:36:25,733 I defended you. 569 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,692 You defended yourself. 570 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:29,483 Fine. 571 00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:32,858 That cartoon was disgusting. 572 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,900 I had already handled it 573 00:36:34,983 --> 00:36:36,733 and if I had wanted to go further, 574 00:36:36,817 --> 00:36:39,192 one dinner with Mr. Kreutzer from Sugarberry Ham 575 00:36:39,275 --> 00:36:42,400 and Joey would've been off it and out of my hair. 576 00:36:42,483 --> 00:36:44,483 So? It's the same result. 577 00:36:45,483 --> 00:36:47,483 You want to be a big shot. 578 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:50,608 Well, no matter how powerful we get around here, 579 00:36:50,692 --> 00:36:52,858 they can still just draw a cartoon. 580 00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:56,733 So, all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary 581 00:36:56,817 --> 00:36:58,650 and you're another humorless bitch. 582 00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:05,275 Have a nice weekend. Good night, Peggy. 583 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:16,025 When a man walks into a room, 584 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,567 he brings his Whole life with him. 585 00:37:28,483 --> 00:37:31,358 He has a million reasons for being anywhere. 586 00:37:31,442 --> 00:37:33,067 Just ask him. 587 00:37:36,983 --> 00:37:40,733 If you listen, he'll tell you how he got there, 588 00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:47,483 how he forgot where he was going 589 00:37:48,108 --> 00:37:49,858 and then he woke up. 590 00:37:51,817 --> 00:37:56,692 If you listen, he'll tell you about the time he thought he was an angel 591 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,192 or dreamt of being perfect. 592 00:38:03,275 --> 00:38:05,650 And then he'll smile with wisdom, 593 00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:08,983 content that he'd realized the world isn't perfect. 594 00:38:12,608 --> 00:38:16,400 We're Hawed because we want so much more. 595 00:38:33,025 --> 00:38:34,608 We 're ruined 596 00:38:34,692 --> 00:38:36,817 because we get these things 597 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,858 and wish for what we had. 598 00:38:51,483 --> 00:38:53,233 You smell nice. 599 00:38:53,317 --> 00:38:55,025 So do you. 600 00:38:55,108 --> 00:38:57,108 Like chlorine. 601 00:38:58,608 --> 00:39:00,317 I've been swimming. 602 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,692 Does it feel like summer? 603 00:39:02,317 --> 00:39:04,025 It clears my head. 604 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:07,400 -For the creative process? -For something. 605 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:11,275 I've been a little out of sorts lately. 606 00:39:14,317 --> 00:39:15,650 And it's an effort to get in the water, 607 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:19,442 but when you do you're weightless and you don't even sweat. 608 00:39:19,817 --> 00:39:21,525 And in the end, 609 00:39:22,317 --> 00:39:24,317 you're wrung out. 610 00:39:27,650 --> 00:39:29,942 I've been looking forward to this. 611 00:39:30,358 --> 00:39:32,317 It's very hard to get a reservation here. 612 00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:34,817 You should've called me. 613 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:36,900 I know a guy. 614 00:39:37,483 --> 00:39:39,025 Really? 615 00:39:39,317 --> 00:39:40,900 Who's your guy? 616 00:39:41,608 --> 00:39:43,275 My father. 617 00:39:44,608 --> 00:39:47,608 A lot of people who supply restaurants 618 00:39:47,692 --> 00:39:49,692 know a lot of the same people who know my father. 619 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,317 Like? 620 00:39:54,567 --> 00:39:57,067 Not my father, just his friends. 621 00:39:57,692 --> 00:39:59,483 He owns a candy store, 622 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:04,483 and there are certain responsibilities that go along with that. 623 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,817 Interesting. 624 00:40:09,317 --> 00:40:10,817 What's he like? 625 00:40:12,525 --> 00:40:15,692 He's a handsome, two-bit gangster like you. 626 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,025 Two glasses of Chianti. 627 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:28,650 When I'm out of sorts, I look at the calendar. 628 00:40:29,067 --> 00:40:32,483 There's usually something significant on the horizon. 629 00:40:34,483 --> 00:40:36,317 I never noticed that. 630 00:40:40,442 --> 00:40:42,775 It's my two-year-old's birthday, 631 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,733 but I'm not going. 632 00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:49,192 Why not? 633 00:40:51,108 --> 00:40:53,358 Because I'm not welcome there. 634 00:40:54,983 --> 00:40:57,317 He thinks that man's his father. 635 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,317 Maybe that's okay. 636 00:41:03,442 --> 00:41:06,483 All he knows of the world is what you show him. 637 00:41:22,275 --> 00:41:23,650 That's nice. 638 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:35,317 I know I've sometimes behaved to the contrary, 639 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,275 but I do admire your work. 640 00:41:37,650 --> 00:41:39,442 That's nice to hear. 641 00:41:39,733 --> 00:41:43,108 So, tell me a trade secret. 642 00:41:44,525 --> 00:41:47,817 How do you get them to do what you want them to do? 643 00:41:50,358 --> 00:41:53,317 Aesop has a fable about the wind and the sun. 644 00:41:54,608 --> 00:41:57,233 The wind and sun had this competition 645 00:41:57,317 --> 00:42:00,358 to see if they could get a traveler's coat off. 646 00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:02,650 So, the wind blows fiercely on him, 647 00:42:03,192 --> 00:42:06,150 but the traveler just pulls his coat tighter- 648 00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:10,692 But the sun shines down on him, warmer and warmer, 649 00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:14,233 and the traveler just takes it off. 650 00:42:16,108 --> 00:42:17,733 And the moral is? 651 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:24,400 Kindness, gentleness and persuasion win where force fails. 652 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,900 You know, Aesop did that in probably 10 lines. 653 00:42:30,483 --> 00:42:32,275 He's very economical. 654 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,900 So, what you're saying is you want my coat. 655 00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,233 72nd and Broadway. 656 00:42:56,317 --> 00:42:57,983 Thank you. 657 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,400 Where do you live? 658 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:31,858 Only around the corner. 659 00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:33,817 Really? 660 00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:37,067 Yes. 661 00:43:37,775 --> 00:43:40,692 But I'm just going to take you to your door. 662 00:43:43,150 --> 00:43:45,233 And why is that? 663 00:43:48,358 --> 00:43:51,275 Because that's as far as I can go right now 664 00:43:52,025 --> 00:43:54,567 and I'm not ready to say good night. 665 00:43:56,983 --> 00:43:59,150 That's not what I expected. 666 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:15,775 -Hello, Francine. -Hello, Don. 667 00:45:15,858 --> 00:45:17,025 Daddy! 668 00:45:21,525 --> 00:45:23,650 What's he doing here? 669 00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:25,067 It's okay. 670 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,900 Here you go. Say hi to Daddy. 671 00:45:37,983 --> 00:45:39,525 Happy Birthday. 672 00:45:45,567 --> 00:45:47,317 We have everything.