1 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,654 I've never worn mink before. 2 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,239 It's chinchilla. 3 00:00:58,274 --> 00:01:00,441 And it costs $15,000. 4 00:01:00,443 --> 00:01:02,443 How does that make you feel? 5 00:01:02,445 --> 00:01:04,278 Nervous. 6 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,030 You're not supposed to talk. 7 00:01:07,617 --> 00:01:09,500 Show me how you feel. 8 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,207 Walk over to the mirror. 9 00:01:19,796 --> 00:01:21,879 Look at yourself. 10 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,932 You like what you see. 11 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,436 Don't open the whole coat. 12 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,441 Just try and make it look like 13 00:01:33,476 --> 00:01:35,810 you're just wearing the fur. 14 00:01:47,157 --> 00:01:48,990 Very good. 15 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,661 Now, I want you to close your eyes 16 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,914 and take a deep breath. 17 00:01:56,966 --> 00:01:59,500 And when I tell you, you're gonna put your leg 18 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:01,919 up on that chair, 19 00:02:01,971 --> 00:02:04,756 let the coat slide down, 20 00:02:04,808 --> 00:02:07,642 and show me how smooth your skin is. 21 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:20,154 I remember when I was a little girl 22 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:22,323 our house caught on fire. 23 00:02:22,358 --> 00:02:25,159 I'll never forget the look on my father's face 24 00:02:25,195 --> 00:02:27,195 as he gathered me up in his arms 25 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:31,499 and raced through the burning building onto the pavement. 26 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:35,203 And I stood there shivering in my pajamas 27 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:38,289 and watched the whole world go up in flames. 28 00:02:38,341 --> 00:02:42,043 And when it was all over, I said to myself, 29 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:45,546 "Is that all there is to a fire?" 30 00:02:47,717 --> 00:02:50,718 Is that all there is? 31 00:02:52,555 --> 00:02:57,058 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 32 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,279 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 33 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:06,367 ♪ then let's keep dancing... ♪ 34 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:08,569 Very good, Cindy. 35 00:03:08,571 --> 00:03:10,738 Thank you very much, Cindy. 36 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,657 We'll let you know. 37 00:03:15,245 --> 00:03:18,212 ♪ If that's all ♪ 38 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,383 ♪ there is... ♪ 39 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:23,885 So, what happened? 40 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,888 Well, no woman, even living in that shithole, 41 00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:28,973 wants a toaster for her birthday. 42 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,008 - Can you freshen this? - Yeah. 43 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:33,978 And Abigail wasn't shy. 44 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,013 - That's your mother? - Stepmother. 45 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:39,400 So she put the toaster in the middle of the table 46 00:03:39,435 --> 00:03:42,270 and all the boarders come down for breakfast, see it. 47 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,405 They weren't particularly impressed. 48 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,108 And every day one of them would trip over that wire 49 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:49,443 and yank it off the table. 50 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,028 Don't go back there. A lot of roaches. 51 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,447 - Are you surprised? - Only by the size. 52 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:54,949 There was one making a phone call. 53 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:57,418 Get up, I want my seat back. 54 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:03,507 Now, toasters were indestructible back then, 55 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,293 except for the cord, 56 00:04:05,295 --> 00:04:08,012 which was suffering from being yanked out of the wall every morning. 57 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:11,015 My Uncle Mack was cheap and thought he could fix things. 58 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:14,385 So he wrapped a piece of copper wire around it. 59 00:04:14,437 --> 00:04:16,470 And, sure enough, he plugged it in 60 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,522 and it blew him into the parlor. 61 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,475 He was unconscious. 62 00:04:21,477 --> 00:04:24,111 All the boarders got up, ran to his aid, 63 00:04:24,147 --> 00:04:25,646 but Abigail didn't move. 64 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,899 She just looked down at him and said, 65 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,984 "Happy birthday." 66 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,986 Then put the kettle on. 67 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:34,956 He loves to tell stories about how poor he was. 68 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:36,407 But he's not anymore. 69 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:38,242 Is that your way of saying you want me to get the check? 70 00:04:38,294 --> 00:04:40,544 Hey, Mildred Pierce, can I get the check? 71 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,165 - Come on. - Be polite. 72 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:46,050 Oh. 73 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,802 Can I get you something else? 74 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:51,138 No, just the check. And do you have anything by John Dos Passos? 75 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,810 I'm sorry about my friend. He's... 76 00:04:55,845 --> 00:04:57,061 Witty. 77 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,063 Do I know you? 78 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,315 I don't think so. 79 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,320 She's a little old for NYU. 80 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:09,190 $11.60. 81 00:05:09,192 --> 00:05:11,158 You must have had a lot of hash browns, sweetheart. 82 00:05:11,194 --> 00:05:12,526 Probably only eats once a week. 83 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,028 Let's split it five ways. 84 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:17,865 No, I think I owe someone an apology. 85 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:19,500 That ought to do it. 86 00:05:20,536 --> 00:05:22,670 That's $100. 87 00:05:22,705 --> 00:05:25,373 Well, I suppose I'm gonna have to drop one of you off. 88 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,124 You decide who. 89 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:43,140 Don. Let's go. 90 00:05:59,075 --> 00:06:00,708 Good evening, Mr. Draper. 91 00:06:00,743 --> 00:06:02,576 - Who am I speaking with? - It's Joanne. 92 00:06:02,578 --> 00:06:05,579 You have four messages. At 7:30, Laura called 93 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:07,298 and said she has a photo shoot in the morning, 94 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,000 so don't call after 11:00. 95 00:06:09,052 --> 00:06:10,885 - What time is it? - It's 10 past, 96 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,838 but she called again at 8:00 and said midnight was fine. 97 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,424 What else? 98 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:18,509 9:30, Maxine called. 99 00:06:18,561 --> 00:06:20,644 She met you two weeks ago at "Cosmopolitan" 100 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,481 and remains intrigued by your proposition. 101 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,434 And last, at 10:00, Tricia from TWA. 102 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:27,935 She's on a layover. 103 00:06:27,937 --> 00:06:29,487 And what are you doing tonight, Joanne? 104 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,272 You're very funny, Mr. Draper. 105 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:35,159 Give me Tricia's number. 106 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,164 So glad you could make it. 107 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,665 O'Hare's a mess. 108 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,201 They canceled everything, so it seemed to be fate. 109 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:47,838 You look ravishing. 110 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:50,291 I feel a little underdressed. 111 00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:51,842 Where were you tonight? 112 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,437 No, it's true. On every single flight, 113 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:07,224 there's always one blanket that's completely soaked in urine. 114 00:07:07,276 --> 00:07:10,027 - In first class? - Oh, yes. 115 00:07:12,281 --> 00:07:15,649 Oh! I'm sorry. 116 00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:18,319 It's your fault. You scared me. 117 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,037 Do you have a towel? 118 00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:26,994 Don't do that. 119 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,342 Another woman you're sleeping with? 120 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,929 No, that's the woman I'm not sleeping with. 121 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:46,847 My ex-wife. 122 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:53,737 Hanes calls them L'eggs. 123 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:57,241 They're crap. 124 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,827 They're definitely not as high-quality as Topaz. 125 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:01,612 Well, they're in four test markets 126 00:08:01,664 --> 00:08:04,365 and they're outspending you six to one. 127 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,450 And they're outselling you 20 to one. 128 00:08:06,502 --> 00:08:09,203 It's more than the packaging. It's the placement. 129 00:08:09,205 --> 00:08:10,871 They're not just selling them in drug stores. 130 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,706 They're focusing on supermarkets. 131 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,758 And they're only $1.39 a pair. 132 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:17,678 So what, we need to lower our price and buy more ad time? 133 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:21,098 This is only a novelty and the inferior quality will catch up with them. 134 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,267 But we're recommending a change right now 135 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,186 while it sorts itself out. 136 00:08:25,221 --> 00:08:27,438 Look, I know you think I'm cheap. 137 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,390 And I know you think Topaz are cheap-- 138 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,309 although, apparently, not cheap enough-- 139 00:08:32,361 --> 00:08:36,313 but I just want to spend money where it'll make a difference. 140 00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:39,733 They got an egg. Why don't we have a topaz? 141 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,819 Big plastic jewel. Green. 142 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:43,287 Maybe it's see-through. 143 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,072 And Mr. Potato Head here can relax 144 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,908 'cause he'll still make his quota when we launch it. 145 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,245 I'd never recommend imitation as a strategy. 146 00:08:51,247 --> 00:08:54,298 You'll be second, which is very far from first. 147 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,749 Whose fault is that? 148 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:58,886 I told you about the development of this product 149 00:08:58,921 --> 00:09:00,721 and you didn't seem worried at all. 150 00:09:04,093 --> 00:09:06,477 Art, Marvin, are you ready for lunch? 151 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:08,596 Yes, I am, Kenneth. 152 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,732 We had a problem, but we solved it. 153 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:17,438 Well, that's great to hear. 154 00:09:20,409 --> 00:09:21,609 What do we do? 155 00:09:21,611 --> 00:09:23,744 We keep the client. 156 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,531 How was the party? 157 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:29,783 David Bailey wants to take your picture. 158 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,620 Well, I have plans tonight, 159 00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:35,623 so I'll be leaving at 5:00 on the dot and I don't want to hear about it. 160 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:39,426 - Wake me in-- - You have casting in an hour. 161 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:40,928 Great. 162 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:51,639 You have lunch plans? 163 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:54,108 Just coffee if the wait's not too long. 164 00:09:58,614 --> 00:10:01,815 No, I just thought I'm going to the coffee shop, 165 00:10:01,817 --> 00:10:03,701 so I could pick you up something. 166 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,569 Mathis, you're pouring coffee. 167 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,821 I just wanted to ask you about something. 168 00:10:07,823 --> 00:10:10,124 You want a raise? Stop acting like a secretary. 169 00:10:10,159 --> 00:10:12,326 This has nothing to do with work. 170 00:10:12,328 --> 00:10:14,328 My brother-in-law is in town 171 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:18,132 and I thought you could join Julie and I for dinner. 172 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:21,502 He's very handsome. The whole family is. 173 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:24,588 - You're setting me up? - He has a car. 174 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,475 It's very sweet, but I really have to question your judgment. 175 00:10:28,511 --> 00:10:30,594 You know, you're a catch. 176 00:10:30,646 --> 00:10:34,682 Thank you, but how could you think this has nothing to do with work? 177 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:37,685 I told my wife that and she said it wouldn't matter 178 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:39,320 because she has a knack for this. 179 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:42,356 What happens if I take you up on this offer 180 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,326 and it goes badly or he's homely 181 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:47,611 or anything happens good or bad? 182 00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:49,113 Did you think about that? 183 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:52,082 No, I didn't anticipate any of this, 184 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,200 I'll be honest with you. 185 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,670 I appreciate it, but no, thank you. 186 00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,505 Tell Julie she's very thoughtful. 187 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,966 Are you auditioning? 188 00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:10,884 I tried to arrange a meeting, 189 00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:13,721 but Meredith explained how much work you have to do. 190 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:21,145 We met with Topaz and had the unpleasant conversation. 191 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:25,532 And their solution was a knockoff topaz container, green. 192 00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:28,068 What was our solution? 193 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,455 We don't have one. 194 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,541 The irony is they're being pushed out of the bottom of the market. 195 00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:36,377 What's the top of the market, department stores? 196 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:38,078 Yeah, but they're a drug store brand. 197 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,546 That's what Topaz is. 198 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,668 So they're not called Topaz anymore. 199 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,304 Tell them their idea for new packaging was good, 200 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,506 but the new packaging should say Macy's. 201 00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:51,725 That's going to be tough when department stores 202 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:54,428 are being blown up by radicals every day. You know these two. 203 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,230 People haven't stopped shopping. 204 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:58,565 So all I have to do is sign Macy's. 205 00:11:58,601 --> 00:11:59,933 Piece of cake. 206 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,771 Doesn't McCann represent Marshall Field's? 207 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,191 Remind them it's a two-way street. 208 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,947 Phil was in plastics and he's going to metals. 209 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,033 And Greg was in metals and he's going to 210 00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:18,085 marketing and advertising, which is my old job. 211 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,037 That means that Tom Schaeffer 212 00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:22,873 is now head of plastics at Dow Chemical. 213 00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,591 Good for him. 214 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:26,293 Good for you. 215 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,213 Now's a good time. 216 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,215 He's still not up. 217 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,433 Oh. 218 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,101 Never wake a sleeping baby. 219 00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,636 I want to see him. 220 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,057 Oh, what's that? 221 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:42,309 We don't want you to think of this as retirement, 222 00:12:42,311 --> 00:12:45,229 we want you to think of it as the beginning of your professional career. 223 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,614 I don't know what to say. 224 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,783 You say, "Jack Nicklaus, out of my way. 225 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,318 I've got better clubs." 226 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,487 I'm very touched. 227 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,323 Ever since your mother passed away, 228 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:59,243 I haven't really enjoyed anything. 229 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:02,246 Honestly, Ed. He thinks he's a comedian. 230 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,165 I'm just glad there's something 231 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,000 that will get him out of the house besides that boat. 232 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,669 Who says I'm going to be in the house? 233 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:10,587 I've got a lot of time to make up for. 234 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:13,006 Daddy, I'm so glad. 235 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:15,642 I mean, most of the men my age have had a couple of heart attacks. 236 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,845 I'm still young enough to enjoy things. 237 00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:19,480 New things, even. 238 00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,348 I've started cooking. 239 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:24,318 Actually made myself a-- what is it, honey? 240 00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:26,520 A Pop-Tart, Ed. 241 00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,522 It was very good. 242 00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,077 Next. 243 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,113 This is another girl. 244 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:48,509 Rachel? 245 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,480 I'm supposed to tell you you missed your flight. 246 00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,982 Thank you. 247 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:17,905 Rachel. 248 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,491 Yes? 249 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:23,327 You're not just smooth, 250 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:26,246 you're Wilkinson smooth. 251 00:14:30,052 --> 00:14:31,668 Back to work. 252 00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:42,396 Is it morning? 253 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,985 No. 254 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,903 Go back to sleep. 255 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:02,783 Sorry, did I wake you? 256 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,452 It's okay. Did Eddie wake up again? 257 00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:13,927 My dad is so old. 258 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,130 Don't worry about him. 259 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:18,849 He is going to have a ball. 260 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,885 Why did he wait so long to do that? 261 00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:24,021 Honey, he loved his job. 262 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,473 But you don't. 263 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,643 You're bored and angry because you know in your heart 264 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,111 it's not what you want to do. 265 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:32,896 I should never tell you anything. 266 00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,616 And I haven't gotten any writing done in a long time. 267 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,951 So start now. 268 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,820 You've done very well. 269 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:43,156 And let's stop pretending like I wasn't born with plenty. 270 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,158 You could quit your job. 271 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,160 We could buy that farm. 272 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,496 You could write your book. 273 00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,048 What book? 274 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,835 Something sad and sweet. 275 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,921 For all the people who don't have the guts to live their dream. 276 00:15:57,973 --> 00:15:59,590 Why don't you write a book? 277 00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:02,593 You gave them your eye. 278 00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,344 Don't give them the rest of your life. 279 00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:07,264 Your father was a cog in a giant machine 280 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:08,815 that makes weapons and poison. 281 00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:11,852 And you sell them. 282 00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:13,820 I'm proud of the company! 283 00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:17,608 And if nothing else, I'd like to wait and see if I get that raise. 284 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,694 There's always another hurdle. 285 00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,863 You're not listening to me at all! 286 00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:30,754 - You're late. - It's five after. 287 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,373 Casting always starts on time. 288 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,175 Can't you smell the cheap perfume? 289 00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:40,130 Can you call Rachel Katz at Menken's Department Store? 290 00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,049 No, you know what? Set a meeting. 291 00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:43,266 The number's in the Rolodex. 292 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,601 It's regarding Topaz Pantyhose. 293 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,470 Of course. 294 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,776 Well, you're not the landing party we expected. 295 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,113 What can we do for you? 296 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,116 Well, as I was telling David here on the phone, 297 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,902 L'eggs Pantyhose is an unstoppable foe 298 00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:04,488 in the affordable pantyhose marketplace. 299 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,624 Our client, Topaz Pantyhose, has the high quality 300 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,743 to wear a department store name. 301 00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:15,549 It is a growing and lucrative product. 302 00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,968 And in three months, L'eggs has sold a year's worth. 303 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:21,471 So they're worried that L'eggs are gonna spread all over the world? 304 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,223 That wouldn't bother me at all. 305 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,394 We were hoping that McCann-Erickson 306 00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:30,147 could provide, at the minimum, an introduction 307 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,099 to your department store clients 308 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,901 so we can assess their desire for a store brand. 309 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:36,820 I know they'd be happy to meet you. 310 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,740 Especially Dan Higgins. He loves redheads. 311 00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:42,442 Would you be able to tell him 312 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,861 what's so special about your panties? 313 00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:47,948 The benefits are listed there. 314 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:50,200 But, basically, they're more sheer, 315 00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:53,286 softer, and more like silk to the touch, 316 00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,788 yet still very strong. 317 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,923 So you can pull them down over and over? 318 00:17:58,093 --> 00:17:59,509 You can wear them quite a few times 319 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,678 before they run or lose shape. 320 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,213 Oh. 321 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:06,433 - Do you wear them, Joan? - I do. 322 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:09,052 Well, if you talk to Dan, I'd start with that. 323 00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:15,142 Well, I think anyone would be equally interested 324 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,893 in the price-per-unit, 325 00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:19,613 which could be reduced significantly if the demand were higher. 326 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:21,732 Why aren't you in the brassiere business? 327 00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:23,567 Excuse me? 328 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:26,486 You should be in the bra business. 329 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,288 You're a work of art. 330 00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:33,160 What she's saying is that wider distribution 331 00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,245 would mean bigger ad budgets for us. 332 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,332 Well, I'd set a lunch, but I think a dinner would be better. 333 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,134 And warm him up first. 334 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,336 Send a basket of pears to Marshall Field's. 335 00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:45,756 The one thing Dan likes is a nice pear. 336 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,093 This guy. 337 00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:51,511 What are their billings? 338 00:18:51,513 --> 00:18:54,014 If you'd take a look at the sheet there again... 339 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,732 Oh, yeah. Give us a minute. 340 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,651 Let's read this thing. 341 00:19:08,061 --> 00:19:09,644 Where were you? 342 00:19:09,696 --> 00:19:11,396 Shirley, you're not gonna believe this, 343 00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,897 but I walked to work today. 344 00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:15,483 Mr. Sterling and Mr. Donnelly are here. 345 00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:17,118 They just walked in. 346 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:23,825 You wanted to see me? 347 00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,910 You know Ferguson Donnelly from McCann. 348 00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:27,662 Of course. Ferg. 349 00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,297 - Good to see you. - Been a while. 350 00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:35,503 Is this about the Topaz department store route? 351 00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,088 I think it's a great idea. 352 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,424 I don't know what you're talking about. 353 00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:43,061 Did you send Ed Baxter a $200 set of MacGregor golf clubs from the firm? 354 00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:44,896 Actually, I hand-delivered it. 355 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,397 It was a retirement gift. 356 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,816 Huh, well, I've got some bad news for you. 357 00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:51,102 Pete's gonna take over Dow. 358 00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:52,520 Because of the clubs? 359 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:55,189 No, because McCann doesn't want you on the business. 360 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,859 Just because Ed's retiring 361 00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,194 doesn't mean I can't get along with his replacement. 362 00:20:00,246 --> 00:20:01,863 I know Greg from metals. 363 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:04,365 I don't care if you know a girl from Kalamazoo. 364 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,867 We don't want you on the business 365 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:07,869 because we don't want you on any business. 366 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,205 Look, Ferg, 367 00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:12,840 you're not still mad at me for leaving? 368 00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:15,510 That was six years ago. And you never hired me anyway. 369 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:18,346 When you bought Puttnam Powell & Lowe, I came with the furniture. 370 00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:21,215 People come in and out of our doors all the time, Ken, 371 00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:24,302 but they don't walk out with $4 million of Birds Eye products. 372 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:26,137 Of course they do. 373 00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:27,855 Fine. 374 00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:30,274 They don't walk around the office like their shit doesn't stink. 375 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,393 And then go out and tell the world we're what, 376 00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:34,812 a bunch of black Irish thugs. 377 00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:38,366 So you're gonna fire me because I hurt Ferg's feelings? 378 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:40,151 It's what he is. Look at him. 379 00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,903 How about a little dignity? 380 00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,237 You're firing me! 381 00:20:43,239 --> 00:20:45,790 Yes, but you're gonna get a generous severance package 382 00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:47,742 if you help Pete secure all of your accounts. 383 00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:49,293 Including Dow. 384 00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:51,579 Roger said he'd be glad to recommend you. 385 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:55,083 Thank you, Roger. I appreciate your loyalty. 386 00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:11,315 Should we get lunch? 387 00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:14,268 I want to burn this place down. 388 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,904 I know. They were awful. 389 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,407 But at least we got a yes. 390 00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:21,943 Would you have rather had a friendly no? 391 00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:24,946 I don't expect you to understand. 392 00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:29,083 Joan, you've never experienced that before? 393 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,369 Have you, Peggy? 394 00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:33,921 I don't know. You can't have it both ways. 395 00:21:33,957 --> 00:21:37,008 - You can't dress the way you do and expect-- - How do I dress? 396 00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:40,128 Look, they didn't take me seriously, either. 397 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,880 So what you're saying is 398 00:21:42,932 --> 00:21:45,099 I don't dress the way you do 399 00:21:45,135 --> 00:21:48,019 because I don't look like you. 400 00:21:48,054 --> 00:21:51,105 And that's very, very true. 401 00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:56,110 You know what? You're filthy rich. 402 00:21:56,146 --> 00:21:58,112 You don't have to do anything you don't want to. 403 00:22:05,538 --> 00:22:07,321 How was the cattle call? 404 00:22:07,323 --> 00:22:09,207 We have to have another session. 405 00:22:09,242 --> 00:22:12,076 You're shameless, you know that? 406 00:22:12,128 --> 00:22:13,494 Do I have a lunch today? 407 00:22:13,496 --> 00:22:15,963 No, but you have a busy afternoon. 408 00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:18,666 Oh, I scheduled a meeting next Monday 409 00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:21,002 with Mr. Rosenthal at Menken's Department Store. 410 00:22:21,054 --> 00:22:23,671 Mrs. Katz didn't want to meet? 411 00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:27,642 Well, it was a very awkward conversation 412 00:22:27,677 --> 00:22:30,728 because apparently she stepped down a few months ago 413 00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:33,097 and passed away last week. 414 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,650 What? 415 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,769 Rachel Katz? 416 00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:40,855 Yes. 417 00:22:40,857 --> 00:22:43,157 Well, I'm sorry to tell you that. 418 00:22:43,193 --> 00:22:45,776 Last week? 419 00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:55,620 I had no intention of upsetting you. 420 00:22:55,672 --> 00:22:57,338 How old was she? 421 00:22:59,425 --> 00:23:01,926 I don't know. Younger than me. 422 00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:06,047 From the name I just pictured some old lady. 423 00:23:06,049 --> 00:23:08,049 I had no idea. 424 00:23:12,472 --> 00:23:15,306 If you'd like, they've asked that in lieu of flowers, 425 00:23:15,358 --> 00:23:18,943 you can send a donation to the National Jewish Hospital at Denver. 426 00:23:18,978 --> 00:23:20,561 Do you want to do that? 427 00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:25,066 No. 428 00:23:25,118 --> 00:23:27,034 Yes, sure. 429 00:23:28,988 --> 00:23:31,455 I'm going to run down and get you a sandwich. 430 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,133 I'm shoving off. Need anything else? 431 00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:43,584 No. 432 00:23:45,588 --> 00:23:47,805 Ahem, Mathis. 433 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,507 Yes? 434 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:53,728 Well, if it helps you get back into your wife's good graces, 435 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:55,763 I had a cancellation 436 00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:58,349 and I'd love to join you for dinner tomorrow night. 437 00:23:58,401 --> 00:24:00,768 Shoot, we already made other plans. 438 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:03,070 Oh. 439 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:06,774 Well, it wasn't meant to be. 440 00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:09,527 Stevie doesn't need to come with us. I'll sell his ticket. 441 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:11,445 Stevie? How old is he? 442 00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:13,080 I don't know, 30? 443 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:17,868 - I don't know. - Ugh, can I go? 444 00:24:17,921 --> 00:24:21,172 Give him my number. Tell him to call me. 445 00:24:21,207 --> 00:24:22,790 Okay. 446 00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:40,107 - You want a menu? - Just coffee. 447 00:24:40,143 --> 00:24:41,809 And could you get her attention for me? 448 00:24:41,861 --> 00:24:45,279 Di, just coffee for him. 449 00:24:53,156 --> 00:24:55,623 Evening. 450 00:24:55,658 --> 00:24:57,491 Can I help you? 451 00:24:57,493 --> 00:25:00,795 You look so familiar to me. 452 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,747 Do I know you from somewhere? 453 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:05,249 Yes, from here. The other night. 454 00:25:05,301 --> 00:25:07,168 No. 455 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,337 I think I know you. 456 00:25:09,339 --> 00:25:12,757 You don't need a line. I know why you're here. 457 00:25:12,809 --> 00:25:15,476 And it's not for a cup of coffee. 458 00:25:18,564 --> 00:25:20,848 Vi, I'm taking my break. 459 00:25:48,544 --> 00:25:50,344 My name is Don. 460 00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:55,693 Excuse me, miss. 461 00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:57,862 When are you done here? 462 00:26:57,914 --> 00:27:00,414 You got your $100's worth. 463 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:02,032 You can go. 464 00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:12,800 - Have fun last night? - Yes, I did. 465 00:27:12,835 --> 00:27:16,136 He's very handsome, I'll tell you that much. 466 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,389 Don. Don. 467 00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:27,681 - Are you okay? - I'm done. 468 00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:31,151 McCann told Roger to do it. 469 00:27:31,187 --> 00:27:32,937 And, boy, did Roger do it. 470 00:27:32,989 --> 00:27:36,023 They want me to giftwrap all my accounts and give them to Pete. 471 00:27:36,025 --> 00:27:38,325 I'm calling Jim Hobart right now. 472 00:27:38,361 --> 00:27:40,361 You're the head of accounts. 473 00:27:40,413 --> 00:27:43,280 Do you want to hear something spooky? 474 00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:45,783 Don't do anything rash, Ken. 475 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:46,917 It's just a job. 476 00:27:46,953 --> 00:27:49,920 No, my father-in-law retires 477 00:27:49,956 --> 00:27:52,206 and my wife says, "I want you to quit. 478 00:27:52,258 --> 00:27:55,592 You're wasting your life. You should write that novel." 479 00:27:55,628 --> 00:27:57,544 And you know what? 480 00:27:57,596 --> 00:27:59,213 I think I was gonna do it. 481 00:27:59,265 --> 00:28:02,549 And the very next day, they fire me. 482 00:28:02,551 --> 00:28:04,518 Can you believe that? 483 00:28:05,638 --> 00:28:06,687 No. 484 00:28:06,722 --> 00:28:08,605 That's not a coincidence. 485 00:28:08,641 --> 00:28:10,107 That's a sign. 486 00:28:10,142 --> 00:28:12,026 Of what? 487 00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:13,894 The life not lived. 488 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,866 So that's good? 489 00:28:18,901 --> 00:28:22,403 Yeah. It's great. 490 00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:25,072 Now I just have to figure out 491 00:28:25,124 --> 00:28:27,157 how to drag myself through those doors. 492 00:28:36,502 --> 00:28:40,254 Joan, you have a call from Dennis. 493 00:28:40,256 --> 00:28:42,723 - Dennis who? - I'm not sure. 494 00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:45,809 His girl just said Dennis. He's at McCann-Erickson. 495 00:28:47,897 --> 00:28:49,980 It's Dennis Ford. 496 00:28:50,016 --> 00:28:52,066 Should I put him through? 497 00:28:53,986 --> 00:28:55,486 No. 498 00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:57,354 Tell him I'm in a meeting. 499 00:29:10,453 --> 00:29:12,002 So Clara just left? 500 00:29:12,038 --> 00:29:14,171 She was as big as a house. 501 00:29:14,206 --> 00:29:16,256 Is Torkelson going to marry her? 502 00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:18,959 He's probably just looking the other way. 503 00:29:18,961 --> 00:29:21,295 People do that around here all the time. 504 00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:23,630 I swear I found out after you did. 505 00:29:23,682 --> 00:29:25,299 It came from McCann. 506 00:29:25,301 --> 00:29:27,134 So did your millions of dollars. 507 00:29:27,136 --> 00:29:31,138 You know, I didn't really get millions of dollars. 508 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,057 I mean, eventually, 509 00:29:33,109 --> 00:29:35,059 but stepped out in smaller increments 510 00:29:35,111 --> 00:29:37,144 to stay under that top tax threshold. 511 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,446 I might have to buy an apartment building to hold onto any of it. 512 00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:40,981 And then I've got to be a landlord. 513 00:29:42,485 --> 00:29:44,151 Sounds like a real pain in the ass. 514 00:29:44,153 --> 00:29:47,121 Look, I was caught by surprise. 515 00:29:47,156 --> 00:29:49,540 But I didn't know your history with McCann. 516 00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:51,158 What did you do over there? 517 00:29:52,828 --> 00:29:54,995 I never fit in. I'm not Irish. 518 00:29:55,047 --> 00:29:56,914 I'm not Catholic. I can read. 519 00:29:56,966 --> 00:30:00,050 Well, it's good you're playing ball 520 00:30:00,086 --> 00:30:01,552 or you'd have no future. 521 00:30:01,587 --> 00:30:03,170 In advertising maybe. 522 00:30:03,172 --> 00:30:04,838 You have other plans? 523 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,392 Well, I may have let it go for a while, 524 00:30:08,427 --> 00:30:12,096 but damned if I don't have something to write about now. 525 00:30:12,148 --> 00:30:14,815 No, this world is boring. 526 00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,600 You should write an adventure story. 527 00:30:16,652 --> 00:30:20,187 I mean, do you know how great you're gonna look on a book jacket? 528 00:30:20,189 --> 00:30:22,940 I've thought about it. 529 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:25,659 I'm a hell of a lot better at it than I ever was at this. 530 00:30:25,694 --> 00:30:28,028 Good for you. 531 00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:29,997 I'm envious. 532 00:30:30,032 --> 00:30:33,867 I thought I was really changing my life when I went out to California. 533 00:30:33,869 --> 00:30:36,837 Of course, now it sort of feels like a dream. 534 00:30:36,872 --> 00:30:39,256 But at the time, it felt so real. 535 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:42,459 Well, that's you, I guess. 536 00:30:42,511 --> 00:30:45,045 I know. Look, here I am. 537 00:30:45,047 --> 00:30:46,847 And you know what? 538 00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:48,348 If you get tired of the writing, 539 00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:49,967 I hope you know you can always use my name. 540 00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:51,852 I have nothing but good things to say about you. 541 00:30:53,355 --> 00:30:55,556 I appreciate that. 542 00:30:55,558 --> 00:30:58,058 Jesus, Fillmore Auto Parts? 543 00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:00,444 You trying to give me stuff we don't even have anymore? 544 00:31:21,717 --> 00:31:23,584 This is the same as the navy one. 545 00:31:23,636 --> 00:31:25,419 Well, don't tell Oscar de la Renta 546 00:31:25,471 --> 00:31:28,172 because the navy one is $159. 547 00:31:28,224 --> 00:31:30,174 I can wear boots with that. 548 00:31:30,226 --> 00:31:33,677 You know what? I'll take the boots 549 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,596 and the tan heels, 550 00:31:35,648 --> 00:31:38,148 the chiffon, the red, 551 00:31:38,184 --> 00:31:39,900 and this one. 552 00:31:41,737 --> 00:31:43,237 Didn't you used to work here? 553 00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:45,939 Because you can probably still get the discount. 554 00:31:45,941 --> 00:31:48,025 That's tempting, 555 00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:51,161 but I think you have me confused with someone else. 556 00:31:51,197 --> 00:31:53,030 Could you? 557 00:31:59,622 --> 00:32:02,422 Ted wants to see you. 558 00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:07,177 Send him in. 559 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:10,464 Just got off the phone with Wilkinson. 560 00:32:10,466 --> 00:32:12,466 They've narrowed it down to three girls. 561 00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:13,967 They want me to send over the binder, 562 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,353 but there's 120 Polaroids in here. 563 00:32:16,388 --> 00:32:17,938 It's just gonna make things worse. 564 00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:19,690 What can I say? They're perverts. They love casting. 565 00:32:19,725 --> 00:32:23,193 They can't decide? Use them all. 566 00:32:23,229 --> 00:32:26,530 There are three women in every man's life. 567 00:32:29,318 --> 00:32:31,068 You did not just think that up. 568 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,819 Fine, I've had it for years, 569 00:32:32,871 --> 00:32:34,321 but I really think it works here. 570 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:36,957 You'd rather find new creative than pick a girl? 571 00:32:36,992 --> 00:32:40,210 Speaking of which, "Vogue" is throwing a party in the Village tonight. 572 00:32:40,246 --> 00:32:42,212 Cocktails at my apartment. It's right around the corner. 573 00:32:42,248 --> 00:32:44,965 Apparently, hemlines are going up. 574 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,833 What time? 575 00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:49,803 - I'm leaving now. - Okay. 576 00:32:56,845 --> 00:32:58,679 So, you're from Atlanta? 577 00:32:58,681 --> 00:33:00,397 No, I just went to school there. 578 00:33:00,432 --> 00:33:02,516 Emory, it's the only game in town. 579 00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:03,734 How about you? 580 00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:06,653 Me? Oh, no. I didn't go to college. 581 00:33:06,689 --> 00:33:09,156 I went right to work. I was a secretary. 582 00:33:09,191 --> 00:33:11,241 That's interesting. 583 00:33:11,277 --> 00:33:12,826 Is it? 584 00:33:14,947 --> 00:33:16,196 Ah, here we go. 585 00:33:19,168 --> 00:33:20,701 Oh, this smells delicious. 586 00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:23,954 It does. 587 00:33:24,006 --> 00:33:26,006 Didn't you order lasagna? 588 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:27,958 This is just as good. 589 00:33:29,595 --> 00:33:32,262 Do you want my cannelloni? It's like lasagna. 590 00:33:32,298 --> 00:33:34,548 More than veal, anyway. 591 00:33:34,550 --> 00:33:36,383 Are you trying to make this more complicated? 592 00:33:36,435 --> 00:33:39,436 I don't know why you're eating something you didn't order. 593 00:33:39,471 --> 00:33:40,721 Do you like veal? 594 00:33:40,723 --> 00:33:42,306 What am I supposed to do? 595 00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:44,107 Send it back like a prima donna? 596 00:33:44,143 --> 00:33:46,810 So you're just gonna eat someone else's dinner? 597 00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:50,480 So I can either be a jerk and send it back, 598 00:33:50,532 --> 00:33:52,149 or eat it and look weak. 599 00:33:54,737 --> 00:33:56,203 I don't want this to get cold. 600 00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,541 Johnny said you were the kind of girl who doesn't put up with things. 601 00:34:01,577 --> 00:34:03,210 Really? 602 00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:06,496 What else did Mathis say? 603 00:34:08,801 --> 00:34:11,418 He said you were funny. 604 00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:13,470 And that you were fearless. 605 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:24,564 I love veal. 606 00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,150 Excuse me. Can I help you? 607 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,702 Should I take my shoes off? 608 00:35:04,737 --> 00:35:07,238 No, that's just for the mourners. 609 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,740 I just wanted to pay my respects. 610 00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:11,242 I worked with Rachel. 611 00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:12,910 At the store? 612 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,495 I'm Barbara, her sister. 613 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,747 I'm Don Draper. I'm in advertising. 614 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,418 Oh. 615 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:22,420 I know who you are. 616 00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:25,840 Excuse me, do you mind? 617 00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:27,425 We need one more for our minyan. 618 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:28,926 I'd be glad to help. 619 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:31,345 He can't. He's not Jewish. 620 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,598 Okay. I'll go and knock on some doors. 621 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,851 You shouldn't do it. Let one of them do it. 622 00:35:36,903 --> 00:35:38,769 Barbara, they're my neighbors. 623 00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:43,574 We're sitting shiva. 624 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:47,078 It's a seven-day memorial period after the funeral. 625 00:35:47,113 --> 00:35:49,330 I've lived in New York a long time. 626 00:35:49,365 --> 00:35:50,915 I brought cake. 627 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,118 You did. 628 00:35:57,457 --> 00:36:00,091 So, how is your family? 629 00:36:02,178 --> 00:36:04,712 I got divorced. 630 00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:07,298 And I got remarried, actually. 631 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,799 You left your wife for her? 632 00:36:08,801 --> 00:36:11,635 No, it didn't work out that way. 633 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:15,556 I'm actually getting divorced again. 634 00:36:17,143 --> 00:36:18,692 I'm sorry. 635 00:36:24,117 --> 00:36:25,816 Are those her children? 636 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:28,953 Yes. 637 00:36:28,988 --> 00:36:31,489 When's the last time you spoke to her? 638 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,158 Years ago. Before them. 639 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,131 What happened to her? 640 00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:44,001 She had leukemia. 641 00:36:53,062 --> 00:36:56,430 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're looking for here. 642 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:59,483 I guess I just wanted to find out what was happening in her life. 643 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:02,686 She lived the life she wanted to live. 644 00:37:02,738 --> 00:37:05,022 She had everything. 645 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:09,160 Good. 646 00:37:09,195 --> 00:37:11,195 I have to help. I'm sorry. 647 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,470 Johnny Mathis. 648 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,722 How many times has he shown up 649 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:41,559 and people have been disappointed? 650 00:37:41,611 --> 00:37:43,444 "You are not Johnny Mathis." 651 00:37:43,479 --> 00:37:45,813 I've never thought of that. 652 00:37:47,450 --> 00:37:49,567 You don't seem like a lawyer. 653 00:37:49,619 --> 00:37:52,536 Well, I just left a firm in Boston 654 00:37:52,572 --> 00:37:54,071 because they felt the same way. 655 00:37:56,409 --> 00:38:00,244 I once quit a job because I wanted to go to Paris. 656 00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:02,379 Do they do that in advertising? 657 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:06,133 Sure. We shoot commercials abroad all the time. 658 00:38:06,168 --> 00:38:07,918 Well, some people do. 659 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,255 So all you have to do is write something in Paris 660 00:38:11,307 --> 00:38:12,923 and you can go. Am I wrong? 661 00:38:12,925 --> 00:38:16,510 Yes. That's not how it works. 662 00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:18,729 Well, next vacation. 663 00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:24,101 I haven't taken a vacation... 664 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:27,271 well, never. 665 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,443 You know what? Let's go. 666 00:38:32,495 --> 00:38:34,662 Sure. Where? 667 00:38:34,697 --> 00:38:37,248 To Paris. 668 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:38,949 Let's go to Paris. 669 00:38:38,951 --> 00:38:40,534 Right now. 670 00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:45,422 You think you're kidding around, 671 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:48,259 - but I don't have a job. - I'm not kidding. 672 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:51,679 Okay. I'm getting the check. 673 00:38:51,714 --> 00:38:53,464 And I'm getting my coat. 674 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,473 I can't find it. 675 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:04,275 I've never actually used it. 676 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,226 You've never used your passport? 677 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:21,792 - Stop. - What? Why? 678 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,744 Flight's not till 6:00. 679 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,296 I hate to disappoint you, 680 00:39:25,331 --> 00:39:26,880 but I don't need that much time. 681 00:39:30,886 --> 00:39:32,886 I can't believe this. 682 00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:35,172 I can't find my passport. 683 00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:39,059 It's okay. This is a romantic spot. 684 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,180 Stevie. 685 00:39:43,182 --> 00:39:45,316 I'm sorry, 686 00:39:45,351 --> 00:39:47,818 but what were we going to do in Paris? 687 00:39:49,355 --> 00:39:51,522 I thought you were a fling, 688 00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:56,160 but now I think maybe you're more. 689 00:39:56,195 --> 00:39:59,163 I don't want to sleep with you on the night we first met. 690 00:39:59,198 --> 00:40:01,198 That's so old-fashioned. 691 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,536 I've tried new-fashioned. 692 00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:08,872 Well, if I have to go back to Boston... 693 00:40:08,924 --> 00:40:10,457 I don't even know if I'm going to get this job. 694 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,511 Don't you worry. I am going to find that passport. 695 00:40:14,547 --> 00:40:17,464 We can go next weekend. 696 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:21,135 I have an interview in DC next weekend. 697 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:22,853 How about the weekend after? 698 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,555 Perfect. 699 00:40:26,809 --> 00:40:28,559 You really want me to go now? 700 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,897 Just call me when you get back from DC. 701 00:40:41,957 --> 00:40:43,323 I will. 702 00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:45,075 Good. 703 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:15,266 10 days ago with my report to the nation on Vietnam, 704 00:41:15,368 --> 00:41:17,635 I announced the decision to withdraw 705 00:41:17,737 --> 00:41:20,304 an additional 150,000 Americans 706 00:41:20,406 --> 00:41:23,040 from Vietnam over the next year. 707 00:41:23,143 --> 00:41:27,245 I said then that I was making that decision 708 00:41:27,347 --> 00:41:31,282 despite our concern over increased enemy activity in Laos. 709 00:41:50,302 --> 00:41:52,052 I've secured Birds Eye. 710 00:41:52,104 --> 00:41:54,054 I think Ferguson Donnelly is one happy man. 711 00:41:54,106 --> 00:41:56,139 More like a man and a half. 712 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:59,810 As my father would say, he really puts the mick in McCann. 713 00:41:59,862 --> 00:42:02,896 Ken's here for the meeting. 714 00:42:02,948 --> 00:42:05,566 - Did you invite him? - To this meeting? 715 00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:08,569 Oh, hello, Pete. 716 00:42:08,621 --> 00:42:11,822 Roger, I just wanted to let you know I won't be collecting severance. 717 00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:14,658 You got another job? Good for you. 718 00:42:14,710 --> 00:42:16,076 But you're still entitled. 719 00:42:16,128 --> 00:42:17,828 It wouldn't be right. 720 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:20,831 My signing bonus from Dow is so big, it feels like a second helping. 721 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:24,334 What the hell are you talking about? 722 00:42:24,386 --> 00:42:27,304 See, I wasn't just Ed's son-in-law. 723 00:42:27,339 --> 00:42:29,673 They actually value their relationships. 724 00:42:29,675 --> 00:42:32,059 Well, I suppose they need a guy in fertilizer. 725 00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:35,262 I'm taking Tom Schaeffer's old post. 726 00:42:35,314 --> 00:42:36,647 Head of advertising. 727 00:42:38,434 --> 00:42:40,400 So you're going to fire us? 728 00:42:40,436 --> 00:42:43,270 No, it's going to be way worse than that. 729 00:42:43,322 --> 00:42:45,188 I'm going to be your client. 730 00:42:45,241 --> 00:42:48,492 And I hate to tell you, but I'm very hard to please. 731 00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:53,030 Until we meet again. 732 00:42:58,037 --> 00:43:00,037 Shit. 733 00:43:11,216 --> 00:43:14,051 Taking Fleischmann's Margarine to the studio. 734 00:43:14,103 --> 00:43:15,719 If you want changes, we got to talk now. 735 00:43:15,721 --> 00:43:17,721 Sure, fine, just keep your voice down. 736 00:43:17,773 --> 00:43:20,057 I commandeered these. 737 00:43:20,059 --> 00:43:22,643 Sounds like you had quite a night. 738 00:43:22,695 --> 00:43:23,977 It was nice. 739 00:43:24,029 --> 00:43:25,729 With who? 740 00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,948 She's going to Europe with my brother-in-law. 741 00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:30,284 You know, Julie and I went to Paris on our honeymoon 742 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:31,735 if you need any recommendations. 743 00:43:31,737 --> 00:43:34,738 I don't know where I'm going, but you have work to do. 744 00:43:40,713 --> 00:43:42,913 Paris, huh? 745 00:43:42,915 --> 00:43:44,798 Where margarine was invented. 746 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,583 Wow. 747 00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:48,669 First date magic. 748 00:43:48,721 --> 00:43:50,671 I had too much wine 749 00:43:50,723 --> 00:43:53,056 and I totally embarrassed myself. 750 00:43:53,092 --> 00:43:55,225 Sounds like you had a good time. 751 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,395 I'm not going to get on a plane with somebody I barely know. 752 00:43:58,430 --> 00:44:01,598 But you'd get to know him. Sounds like fun. 753 00:44:03,402 --> 00:44:05,652 It's nothing a couple of Aspirin won't fix. 754 00:44:15,114 --> 00:44:17,164 Meredith, I'm leaving for the day. 755 00:44:22,454 --> 00:44:24,788 I got a little research for your meeting. 756 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,290 Mr. Rosenthal is first thing Monday morning. 757 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:29,626 - Who? - Mr. Rosenthal. 758 00:44:29,628 --> 00:44:32,129 From Menken's Department Store. 759 00:44:32,131 --> 00:44:33,714 Pantyhose. 760 00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:38,552 Thank you. 761 00:45:03,912 --> 00:45:05,962 I've got this. 762 00:45:05,998 --> 00:45:07,631 Hello. 763 00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,416 I don't know why you're here, 764 00:45:09,468 --> 00:45:10,917 but that's not going to happen again. 765 00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:13,503 Wait. 766 00:45:13,505 --> 00:45:15,005 What? 767 00:45:16,675 --> 00:45:19,059 I... 768 00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:22,646 had this dream about a woman I once knew. 769 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:27,350 And I found out the next day she had just died. 770 00:45:29,021 --> 00:45:31,354 Is that who you think I am? 771 00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:34,825 No, I don't think so. 772 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,327 Well, I want you to think very carefully 773 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:38,829 about when you really had that dream, 774 00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:41,948 because when people die, everything gets mixed up. 775 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,701 I don't know. Maybe. 776 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:47,671 Maybe you dreamt about her all the time. 777 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,874 Maybe. 778 00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:54,544 When someone dies, you just want to make sense out of it. 779 00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:57,047 But you can't. 780 00:46:01,603 --> 00:46:04,888 I'm not saying this to lead you on or make you more interested, 781 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:07,474 but the next time you come in here, please bring a date. 782 00:46:08,944 --> 00:46:10,777 I just work here. 783 00:46:12,114 --> 00:46:14,231 I just want to sit here. 784 00:46:19,121 --> 00:46:21,371 Okay. 785 00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:27,744 And then I fell in love 786 00:46:27,796 --> 00:46:31,214 with the most wonderful boy in the world. 787 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:34,751 We'd take long walks down by the river, 788 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:37,304 or just sit for hours 789 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:39,222 gazing into each other's eyes. 790 00:46:39,258 --> 00:46:42,592 We were so very much in love. 791 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:44,644 And then one day, 792 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,630 you went away. 793 00:46:46,665 --> 00:46:49,910 And I thought I'd die, but I didn't. 794 00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:53,170 And when I didn't, 795 00:46:53,205 --> 00:46:57,407 I said to myself, "Is that all there is to love?" 796 00:46:57,442 --> 00:47:01,378 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 797 00:47:01,413 --> 00:47:05,715 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 798 00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:09,920 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 799 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,821 ♪ then let's keep... ♪ 800 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,839 I know what you must be saying to yourselves 801 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,111 "If that's the way she feels about it 802 00:47:18,112 --> 00:47:20,284 why doesn't she just end it all?" 803 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,550 Oh, no, not me 804 00:47:23,551 --> 00:47:26,919 I'm not ready for that final disappointment 805 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,632 'cause I know 806 00:47:28,633 --> 00:47:31,646 just as well as I'm standing here talking to you 807 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:36,283 that when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my last breath 808 00:47:36,953 --> 00:47:39,611 I'll be saying to myself... 809 00:47:39,612 --> 00:47:43,120 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪