1 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:50,839 Oh, my God. You have to taste it. 2 00:00:50,891 --> 00:00:52,674 Shouldn't we wait for Don? 3 00:00:52,726 --> 00:00:55,059 Chateau Margaux '53. 4 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:57,178 Considered by some the best there is. 5 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:59,981 So, you were talking about Ziploc. 6 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,482 Was I? 7 00:01:01,518 --> 00:01:04,686 Yes. You were saying that we might be in the running. 8 00:01:04,738 --> 00:01:08,489 No, I said I was still deciding. 9 00:01:08,525 --> 00:01:11,192 I see. So you would like to know why 10 00:01:11,244 --> 00:01:13,328 the agency that has over-performed on Handi-Wrap, 11 00:01:13,363 --> 00:01:14,746 Oven Cleaner, Bathroom Cleaner, 12 00:01:14,781 --> 00:01:18,700 and corporate image cleaner, is worthy of more business? 13 00:01:18,752 --> 00:01:21,536 Well, I don't know about Bathroom Cleaner. 14 00:01:21,588 --> 00:01:24,088 "Germ killer"? It makes people think of shit. 15 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,090 You didn't express that. 16 00:01:26,126 --> 00:01:28,593 I expressed ambivalence 17 00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:30,295 and you went the wrong way. 18 00:01:32,349 --> 00:01:35,516 Yes, of course. So would you like us to redo the work? 19 00:01:35,552 --> 00:01:38,937 As I said, Pete, I haven't decided. 20 00:01:41,808 --> 00:01:44,475 Please, Ken, don't get up. I apologize. 21 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:46,644 I couldn't get a cab. 22 00:01:46,696 --> 00:01:49,948 I should let you try Ken's incredible wine. 23 00:01:49,983 --> 00:01:52,367 But first, I think you should know that Ken prefers 24 00:01:52,402 --> 00:01:54,986 the "bright and shiny" bathroom strategy 25 00:01:55,038 --> 00:01:58,489 because he says "germ killer" makes people think of poop. 26 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:02,940 Don't have second thoughts, Ken. You picked the right strategy. 27 00:02:02,963 --> 00:02:04,662 Okay. 28 00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:06,247 Okay? 29 00:02:06,299 --> 00:02:08,166 Should we order? 30 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:13,755 Good evening, Mr. Draper. 31 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:15,506 You have three phone calls. 32 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:17,175 One at 7:00 from Tricia Reynolds 33 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:20,762 and two from Diana Baur at 9:00 and 9:30. 34 00:02:20,814 --> 00:02:22,897 Diana Baur? What's the message? 35 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:26,184 I'm sorry, what was the message? 36 00:02:26,186 --> 00:02:28,269 Actually, I see here. 37 00:02:28,321 --> 00:02:30,104 I wasn't supposed to give you her second message. 38 00:02:30,156 --> 00:02:31,856 Or her first. 39 00:02:31,908 --> 00:02:35,026 My goodness. Why don't they just throw these out? 40 00:02:35,028 --> 00:02:36,527 Do you know who spoke with her? 41 00:02:36,579 --> 00:02:39,864 Yes, and I'll report this. I work with birdbrains. 42 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:41,950 No, it's fine. I just... 43 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,003 Did she leave a number? 44 00:02:45,038 --> 00:02:47,538 No. I'm sorry. 45 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:51,793 Will you let everyone know I'll pick up my own calls tonight? 46 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:53,261 Yes, of course. 47 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:55,680 And again, I apologize, Mr. Draper. 48 00:02:55,715 --> 00:02:57,632 Good night. 49 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:05,390 Caroline! 50 00:03:08,228 --> 00:03:10,228 Do you read the mail or do you just open it? 51 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,980 Shirley opened the mail. I'll get her. 52 00:03:12,032 --> 00:03:15,616 No, go get whoever is responsible for paying our lease. 53 00:03:15,652 --> 00:03:17,568 Dawn Chambers. 54 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,490 Joan! 55 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:24,409 Get in here! 56 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:25,994 Joan! 57 00:03:27,664 --> 00:03:29,163 Don't do that. 58 00:03:29,215 --> 00:03:31,165 You're gonna have to fire Dawn. 59 00:03:31,217 --> 00:03:32,667 She didn't pay the lease. 60 00:03:37,057 --> 00:03:39,557 I'll take care of this. 61 00:04:00,497 --> 00:04:02,580 I have Trudy Campbell. 62 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,954 Well, hello, Trudy. How are you? 63 00:04:10,006 --> 00:04:12,423 Frankly, not good at all. 64 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,375 What did I do? 65 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:16,210 No, it's Tammy. 66 00:04:16,262 --> 00:04:18,463 She was on the wait list at Greenwich Country Day 67 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:21,466 and they promised her admission, but they didn't keep their word. 68 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,468 What was she doing on the wait list at all? 69 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,270 My father's entire family went to that school. 70 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:27,722 They know who are you, Peter. 71 00:04:27,774 --> 00:04:29,107 And they know who I am. 72 00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:30,975 And they know that we're divorced. 73 00:04:31,027 --> 00:04:33,861 Greenwich, Connecticut, is built on divorced money. 74 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:35,446 Don't yell at me. 75 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:37,482 I've arranged for a meeting with the headmaster 76 00:04:37,534 --> 00:04:39,067 and I'd like for you to accompany me to show 77 00:04:39,119 --> 00:04:41,452 that we're in this together, if nothing else. 78 00:04:43,156 --> 00:04:44,655 Yes, of course. 79 00:04:44,657 --> 00:04:45,990 Tomorrow. 80 00:04:45,992 --> 00:04:48,793 Just once, I'd like some notice. 81 00:04:48,828 --> 00:04:51,129 I didn't want to involve you at all. 82 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:03,174 You got me this time, Kirby. 83 00:05:04,844 --> 00:05:06,310 You're all fired. 84 00:05:06,346 --> 00:05:08,513 Hold on. 85 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:12,567 Someone at McCann-Erickson gave notice in writing. 86 00:05:13,686 --> 00:05:15,486 I was never informed. 87 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:18,189 We were never informed. 88 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:21,325 Well, it's obviously a mistake. 89 00:05:21,361 --> 00:05:24,695 Get Jim Hobart... no, Ferg Donnelly on the horn. 90 00:05:24,697 --> 00:05:26,831 Just a minute. 91 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:29,033 Ladies, this is how rumors get started. 92 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:31,619 So this stays in this room till things get sorted out. 93 00:05:32,672 --> 00:05:34,455 Back to work. 94 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:38,709 I'll get Ferg. 95 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:47,301 So now I just want you to play. 96 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:52,023 Just pretend we're not here. 97 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,983 I'm giving you my permission to play 98 00:06:02,035 --> 00:06:03,901 with all these great toys. 99 00:06:03,953 --> 00:06:06,237 Do what you would do if we weren't watching. 100 00:06:09,876 --> 00:06:12,243 Really? That's what you'd do? 101 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,547 What's wrong with them? 102 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,749 You said you didn't want actors. 103 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:22,053 Well, real kids are shy. 104 00:06:22,088 --> 00:06:24,422 And you have to talk to them like people. 105 00:06:28,428 --> 00:06:30,178 They all have their own toy. 106 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:32,396 If we want enthusiasm, we should just have one toy. 107 00:06:32,432 --> 00:06:34,182 Like a battle royale. 108 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,851 Just throw one in there and the last kid standing gets the gig. 109 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:38,903 It would work. 110 00:06:38,938 --> 00:06:42,106 You hate kids. 111 00:06:42,108 --> 00:06:44,992 You know what? I want to see how far you can throw that. 112 00:06:46,162 --> 00:06:48,279 Take it easy. 113 00:06:51,951 --> 00:06:55,503 Rog, I'm on my way to lunch. What can I do for you? 114 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:56,954 It'll just take a second. 115 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:58,839 Someone over there accidentally gave notice on our lease 116 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:00,124 and I need you to fix it. 117 00:07:00,176 --> 00:07:02,126 Oh. 118 00:07:02,128 --> 00:07:05,263 Well, actually... 119 00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:07,548 Actually what? 120 00:07:09,602 --> 00:07:11,469 You really need to talk to Jim about it. 121 00:07:11,521 --> 00:07:15,056 About what? What the hell is going on, Ferg? 122 00:07:15,108 --> 00:07:16,974 Roger, calm down. 123 00:07:17,026 --> 00:07:19,193 I think you'll see it's all good news. 124 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:22,980 Go ahead. 125 00:07:22,982 --> 00:07:27,401 Well, we're gonna move your whole office 126 00:07:27,453 --> 00:07:28,986 into our building at the end of the month. 127 00:07:28,988 --> 00:07:30,988 Why? 128 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,040 We don't mind paying people, 129 00:07:33,076 --> 00:07:34,959 but it seems ridiculous to rent two floors 130 00:07:34,994 --> 00:07:37,514 of the Time Life Building when we have plenty of space over here. 131 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:40,414 Hold on, are we losing the office 132 00:07:40,466 --> 00:07:42,083 or the agency? 133 00:07:42,135 --> 00:07:44,051 That's the wrong way to look at it. 134 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:45,636 We're bringing you home. 135 00:07:45,672 --> 00:07:47,421 This is my home. 136 00:07:47,473 --> 00:07:49,640 Are you dissolving us? 137 00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:51,559 I'm gonna set a meeting with Jim for tomorrow. 138 00:07:51,594 --> 00:07:56,180 Look, this was supposed to be the last thing done, not the first. 139 00:08:01,738 --> 00:08:03,738 Were you planning this all along? 140 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:06,407 Would you stop it? It's going to be great. 141 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:10,695 Roger. 142 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:18,369 What do I do? 143 00:08:22,592 --> 00:08:24,759 Can I help you? 144 00:08:24,794 --> 00:08:26,844 Really pulled one over on us. 145 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:27,962 Who? 146 00:08:31,351 --> 00:08:32,550 What are you doing here? 147 00:08:32,602 --> 00:08:34,635 Roger, you can't just tell Don. 148 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:37,054 - Tell Don what? - Do you need ice? 149 00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:39,357 We're not to be disturbed. 150 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:46,063 - Go ahead. - No. 151 00:08:48,284 --> 00:08:51,235 McCann's moving us to their building. 152 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:52,453 We lost our lease. 153 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,622 Everything must go. 154 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:01,162 So we're moving? 155 00:09:01,214 --> 00:09:03,331 I'd love a new view. 156 00:09:03,383 --> 00:09:05,616 No, Pete, I don't think that's all there is to it. 157 00:09:05,652 --> 00:09:07,451 We're being swallowed up. 158 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:09,220 We have 30 days. 159 00:09:09,255 --> 00:09:11,505 SC&P has conflicts. That's why we exist. 160 00:09:11,557 --> 00:09:13,758 Don't you understand? We don't exist. 161 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:15,676 Our rent is too high. 162 00:09:21,484 --> 00:09:23,934 - Anybody else? - Yes, please. 163 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:27,521 That's it? Have a drink? 164 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,024 Well, I'm not going. 165 00:09:30,076 --> 00:09:32,243 You want to give up the rest of your money? 166 00:09:32,278 --> 00:09:34,829 We all have four-year contracts and a noncompete. 167 00:09:34,864 --> 00:09:36,280 I did not agree to this. 168 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:37,865 Yes, you did. 169 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,284 The minute we sold them the company, we all agreed to it. 170 00:09:40,336 --> 00:09:43,704 After all that, Jim Cutler wins. 171 00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:45,756 All that cash and no McCann. 172 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,425 I hate that guy. 173 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,627 I like it over there. 174 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:50,928 Because you're a sheep. 175 00:09:50,963 --> 00:09:52,630 Knock it off. 176 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:54,965 We've got a meeting with Jim Hobart tomorrow 177 00:09:55,017 --> 00:09:57,852 to discuss the details. Let's try and be dignified. 178 00:09:57,887 --> 00:10:00,137 Keep it in this room until we have orders. 179 00:10:08,948 --> 00:10:11,282 That explains the forecast they wanted. 180 00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:15,069 I'm sorry. 181 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:17,655 They waited so long, I thought we were safe. 182 00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:28,165 Betsy Wheeler. 183 00:10:30,052 --> 00:10:32,837 Okay, Betsy, I'm glad that's you. 184 00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:38,092 Peggy, may I speak with you? 185 00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:41,262 - Maybe later. - It's very important. 186 00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,649 I'll be right back. 187 00:10:59,499 --> 00:11:01,499 What's wrong? 188 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:14,345 I'm telling you this because... 189 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:17,047 I don't know, because no one else will. 190 00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,216 And you really need to know. 191 00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:23,888 We're being absorbed by McCann. 192 00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:30,694 Are they letting me go? 193 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,696 No, they'll need you for a while. 194 00:11:32,732 --> 00:11:34,365 Maybe forever. 195 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,283 All I know is having a leg up on the rats 196 00:11:36,319 --> 00:11:39,069 who fly off this ship is going to help you. 197 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,821 I would want it. 198 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:42,907 Oh. 199 00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:48,546 Are you going? 200 00:11:48,581 --> 00:11:50,247 I have to. 201 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,836 I've never worked anywhere else. 202 00:11:59,175 --> 00:12:00,975 You'll do great. 203 00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:05,346 You should get back to work. 204 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:11,185 For your ears only. 205 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,166 Hello. It's me. 206 00:12:26,202 --> 00:12:29,370 I love a call from you in the middle of the day. 207 00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:32,206 I just wanted to hear your voice. 208 00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:35,593 Even better. What do you want me to say? 209 00:12:37,346 --> 00:12:39,346 I got some bad news at work. 210 00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:42,216 Hey. 211 00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:45,352 I don't care how bad it is. It's not that bad. 212 00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:47,888 You don't know that. 213 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,641 We can talk about it tomorrow when I'm there. 214 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:52,476 I didn't know you were coming. 215 00:12:52,478 --> 00:12:56,196 Lisa, get me on the redeye to New York. 216 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,033 Now you know. 217 00:13:09,738 --> 00:13:13,490 Melanie called. She has two two bedrooms to show you tonight. 218 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:16,159 And it's five minutes till the Mohawk status meeting. 219 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,328 Cancel everything. 220 00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:19,946 What's wrong? 221 00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,532 It's personal, honey. 222 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,342 Don Draper's office. 223 00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:34,344 I'll see if he's available. 224 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,965 It's Lou Avery calling from California. 225 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,717 Shit. 226 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,604 I better take it. 227 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,641 Do you mind? 228 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:57,767 - Hello, Lou. - Don. 229 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,836 I think we need to have a conversation. 230 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:02,155 Look, we just found out. 231 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:06,076 I told Dee not to say anything, but good you know. 232 00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:07,627 I'm moving next week. 233 00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,546 When did they tell you? 234 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,047 A couple weeks ago. 235 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,083 I thought about it for 10 seconds, then I thought, 236 00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:16,386 "So what if it's Tokyo? It's my lifelong dream." 237 00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:19,339 They have an office in Tokyo? 238 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,892 They only have an office in Tokyo. 239 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,144 What are you talking about? 240 00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:26,513 Tatsunoko Productions. 241 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,648 They're making "Scout's Honor" into a cartoon. 242 00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:30,204 What did you think I was talking about? 243 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,070 It doesn't matter. 244 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,406 They made "Speed Racer," Don. 245 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,942 I got a $15,000 advance. 246 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,827 Obviously, my mind's made up. 247 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,696 Obviously. 248 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,915 I wish I could see the look on your face. 249 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,083 I bet you're not laughing anymore, are you? 250 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,501 No, Lou, I'm not. 251 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:51,087 Well, sayonara, my friend. 252 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,290 Enjoy the rest of your miserable life. 253 00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,815 Meredith. 254 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,870 If we're trying to keep the office calm, 255 00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,488 closing those curtains is a bad idea. 256 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,710 So spill it. Have you heard something? 257 00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,913 Yes, I did. Lou's moving to Tokyo. 258 00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:37,000 I'm not even going to tell you why 259 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,362 because it would give him pleasure. 260 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,971 The point is Sterling Cooper West is empty. 261 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,807 Of course it's empty. It's the first drop out of the teapot. 262 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,675 What I'm saying is it's available. 263 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,677 We can run a business out of there. 264 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:49,396 We have no business. 265 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,181 I was looking at McCann's rosters 266 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,817 and there's going to be a lot of clients 267 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,769 they can't hold on to... Conflicts. 268 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,687 Take Sunkist for example. 269 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,856 It's 10 million in billings and growing. 270 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,275 Coca-Cola owns Minute Maid, so Sunkist is gone. 271 00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:04,160 Burger Chef, it's four million 272 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,329 and they just dumped McCann for us. 273 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,531 They keep telling me their future's in California. 274 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,368 Exactly. What's our square footage out there? 275 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,703 1,485. 276 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,789 An old girlfriend measured it. 277 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,874 What I'm saying is there's business in California. 278 00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:19,709 If we can work out of a bassinet, 279 00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,928 we can make McCann money that they'd have to throw away. 280 00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:24,798 "We"? I don't want to go back to California. 281 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,384 That's good. You don't have to. Stay here, they'd like that. 282 00:16:27,436 --> 00:16:28,852 Anyone else want to stay here? 283 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,854 Are we really playing this game? 284 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,356 Dow Chemical. 285 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,309 McCann fired Ken. And I mean fired him out of a cannon. 286 00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:37,694 He ain't going near that place. 287 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,562 - How much is that? - Seven. 288 00:16:39,614 --> 00:16:41,281 But Ken doesn't like us either. 289 00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,733 But he loves feeling the tip of your nose in the seat of his pants. 290 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:44,951 I'll take care of Ken. 291 00:16:44,986 --> 00:16:46,453 What about Avon? 292 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,905 I'm sorry, but it's not a conflict. 293 00:16:48,957 --> 00:16:50,824 But I have the relationship. 294 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,909 No, that would be stealing a client. 295 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,578 Avon has to go to McCann and you have to help them keep it. 296 00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:00,300 We're going to hand deliver all of the clients they want. 297 00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:03,970 We're meeting with Jim Hobart tomorrow and we can't cancel. 298 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,923 You think we can secure three accounts in 24 hours? 299 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:09,092 We've done it before. 300 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,776 I'm sorry it's so hot in here. 301 00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:28,995 I'm sorry about the intrusion, 302 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:32,582 but this is the only place where we know we won't be seen. 303 00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:35,001 Well, I'm comfortable here. 304 00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:39,289 The question is, how does it look out there? 305 00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:42,041 Considering most firms are Ivy League only 306 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,210 and you don't even have a degree, 307 00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:46,429 the landscape looks very promising. 308 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,799 Who wants me? 309 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,801 Well, I can list a bunch of initials 310 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:54,304 or I could tell you what I really think. 311 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,473 You're the expert. 312 00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:58,358 What's the best offer? 313 00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:00,643 McCann-Erickson. 314 00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:04,647 I don't want to go there. That's why I called you. 315 00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,533 I understand that. 316 00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:09,486 Look, I'm foregoing a commission here 317 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:12,155 because I'm a career builder. 318 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,959 I want to help you find a job over and over again. 319 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,660 And sooner or later, 320 00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:20,747 you're going to have to go through a place like McCann. 321 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,166 Big company. Big products. 322 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,918 National influence. 323 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,253 You shouldn't stay longer than three years, 324 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,922 but that's where you should go. 325 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,090 But what else is out there? 326 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,725 Plenty. 327 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:36,095 For a lot less money with a lot less cachet. 328 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,899 But you go to McCann and by 1973, 329 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,569 you'll be looking at four times the salary. 330 00:18:44,105 --> 00:18:46,072 So that's it? 331 00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:48,191 You could've just called me and told me this. 332 00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:50,527 I want you to consider it seriously 333 00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:52,612 before we take meetings. 334 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:56,783 Because word always gets out and McCann is vindictive. 335 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,871 You're really selling it. 336 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,791 It's a huge opportunity. 337 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,388 Come in. Glad you could make it. 338 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,473 - I feel like a spy. - You look like one. 339 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,559 We have caviar. 340 00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:24,894 Your favorite red. Chateau Margaux '53. 341 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,446 I'll have a snort. 342 00:19:26,481 --> 00:19:29,148 Look, ahem, 343 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,034 they're dissolving the agency. 344 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,902 All the business is moving to McCann. 345 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,405 They finally got you. 346 00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:37,574 They ate you up. 347 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:43,546 We know it was hard enough to convince you to stay when McCann bought us. 348 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,748 I can't imagine how you feel about things now. 349 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,500 Yeah, I'm not going. 350 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,586 So we are proposing 351 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,088 that we retain our independence in our California office 352 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:55,341 with a few select clients who've insisted on it. 353 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:57,760 Who else is going? 354 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,179 Burger Chef and Sunkist so far. 355 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,398 It's strictly for conflicts. 356 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,767 And, well, conflicts. 357 00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:07,270 Tell your superiors nothing is going to change. 358 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,157 I know I always come at you guns blazing, 359 00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:15,111 but to them, I'm still the new guy and Ed's son-in-law. 360 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,363 I can't suggest a move this bold. 361 00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:20,116 Boldness is always rewarded, am I right, Pete? 362 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:22,919 I don't want to make Ken do anything he doesn't want to do. 363 00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:26,789 Now he obviously thinks it's less bold to change agencies. 364 00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:28,591 You're wrong. Dow would be thrilled 365 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,177 to finally have all their accounts at McManus, John & Adams. 366 00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:34,347 Kenny, you know that we know this account 367 00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:36,466 inside and out and we have Don Draper. 368 00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,134 That's why you stayed anyway. 369 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,303 That's true. 370 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,522 We've done this before. 371 00:20:42,557 --> 00:20:44,190 You know we can. 372 00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:49,228 You know, I've fantasized that one day 373 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,814 I'd be in this situation with you, Roger. 374 00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:54,067 And, Pete, well, 375 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,735 you're not exactly an innocent bystander. 376 00:20:58,456 --> 00:21:00,790 I've toyed with you long enough. 377 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,160 No. 378 00:21:04,212 --> 00:21:06,212 Sorry about that. 379 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,266 How do I describe California in a way that doesn't make them jealous? 380 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,152 Tell them my ex-wife lives there. 381 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:32,238 Mine, too, so what? 382 00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:34,607 I know you're attached to California. 383 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:37,493 I don't know what it means to you, but it doesn't mean anything to me. 384 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:40,780 It does mean something to me. 385 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,667 I always feel bad about taking your spot 386 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,536 when I saw what happened to you. 387 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,338 It should have been you out there, not me. 388 00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,708 You were very persuasive. 389 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:54,043 I was misguided. 390 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,466 I met someone. 391 00:22:02,303 --> 00:22:05,722 She's not too young and she's gorgeous and a little bit deep. 392 00:22:05,774 --> 00:22:07,473 Where'd you find a girl like that? 393 00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:10,109 I knew her in college. 394 00:22:10,145 --> 00:22:12,729 She's divorced, too, but no kids. 395 00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,566 I bumped into her on Third Avenue 396 00:22:16,618 --> 00:22:19,736 and we couldn't remember why it didn't work out. 397 00:22:19,788 --> 00:22:21,738 Oh. 398 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:24,157 Congratulations. 399 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:27,910 I hope you understand, she can't leave New York and I can't leave her. 400 00:22:27,962 --> 00:22:30,246 Stop it. You're helping us by staying here. 401 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,551 Roger called. Dow's a no. 402 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,503 Let me talk to Ken. 403 00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:40,173 I suggested that and Roger said it's quite final. 404 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,642 Well, let's comb through the small accounts. 405 00:22:42,677 --> 00:22:45,678 See if we can cobble a couple million together. 406 00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,730 I'll go get the files. 407 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,927 Do you want more coffee? 408 00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:58,629 I want to get on with this. I have someplace to be, Trudy. 409 00:23:05,572 --> 00:23:08,189 - Good morning. - Peter Campbell. 410 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:11,192 Sorry to keep you waiting. 411 00:23:15,331 --> 00:23:18,082 Well, I assume you know why we're here, Mr. MacDonald. 412 00:23:18,118 --> 00:23:21,502 We feel there's been a mistake regarding our daughter Tammy. 413 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,755 It's a Campbell family tradition 414 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:27,542 to receive the inimitable education of Greenwich Country Day. 415 00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:29,293 But you didn't go here. 416 00:23:29,345 --> 00:23:33,714 No, but a Campbell has been in attendance since it was a barn. 417 00:23:34,968 --> 00:23:38,302 I'm sorry, but our decision is final. 418 00:23:40,106 --> 00:23:42,974 Now, Trudy explained to me that you said it's a question of space. 419 00:23:42,976 --> 00:23:46,144 And I say Tammy would make it worth your while. 420 00:23:46,196 --> 00:23:48,146 She wouldn't feel extra at all. 421 00:23:48,148 --> 00:23:50,281 It's not a question of space. 422 00:23:50,316 --> 00:23:54,235 Your little girl scored very low on her draw-a-man test. 423 00:23:54,287 --> 00:23:56,571 Well, that's news to us. 424 00:23:56,623 --> 00:23:58,489 And I find it hard to believe. 425 00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,042 Your ex-wife and I discussed this. 426 00:24:01,077 --> 00:24:03,661 Children have to draw a man 427 00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:06,747 and their development is assessed based on the volume of details. 428 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,551 Eyes, nose, ears, 10 fingers, 10 toes, et cetera. 429 00:24:10,587 --> 00:24:14,172 Your daughter had only a head, mustache, and necktie. 430 00:24:14,224 --> 00:24:17,091 - Mustache? - She didn't understand what you wanted. 431 00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:19,343 And I've been told anything beyond a stick figure 432 00:24:19,345 --> 00:24:21,813 is considered advanced for her age. 433 00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:25,516 Albert Einstein didn't speak until he was four years old. 434 00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:27,568 This is not about your little girl. 435 00:24:30,073 --> 00:24:32,106 The real problem is that your former wife 436 00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:34,742 failed to submit applications to other schools. 437 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,577 That was careless and arrogant. 438 00:24:36,613 --> 00:24:39,030 - What? - How dare you? 439 00:24:39,032 --> 00:24:41,115 I think we've said all there is to say. 440 00:24:42,418 --> 00:24:44,619 We're not leaving until you apologize to Trudy. 441 00:24:44,671 --> 00:24:46,921 Peter, it doesn't matter. 442 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:48,422 Einstein. 443 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:50,875 Would you like to step outside? 444 00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:53,794 Are you sure you wouldn't rather get me while I'm sleeping? 445 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:55,213 Like a real Campbell? 446 00:24:55,215 --> 00:24:56,881 Are you kidding me? 447 00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:59,267 No MacDonald will ever mix with a Campbell. 448 00:24:59,302 --> 00:25:01,636 What are you talking about? 449 00:25:01,688 --> 00:25:04,472 It's some stupid story. It's 300 years old. 450 00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:06,274 He's obviously nuts. 451 00:25:06,309 --> 00:25:09,360 You should know that his clan took advantage of the gift of hospitality 452 00:25:09,395 --> 00:25:11,479 and murdered my ancestors while they slept. 453 00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:13,281 The king ordered it. 454 00:25:13,316 --> 00:25:16,817 Just be grateful you can remarry and get rid of that name. 455 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,819 Oh. 456 00:25:21,908 --> 00:25:23,291 Come on, Trudy. 457 00:25:23,326 --> 00:25:26,127 Another sucker punch from the Campbell's. 458 00:25:26,162 --> 00:25:27,662 Coward. 459 00:25:33,386 --> 00:25:35,670 I'm sorry, sweetheart, the auditions are finished. 460 00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:38,472 I already auditioned. I'm waiting for my mother. 461 00:25:38,508 --> 00:25:40,224 Where is she? 462 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,476 She had to pick up my brother. 463 00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:43,928 He has another audition. 464 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:46,347 Look, Phil, it's a very simple transaction. 465 00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:48,099 We've been doing it for years. 466 00:25:48,101 --> 00:25:49,984 Shirley, will you watch her? 467 00:25:51,571 --> 00:25:53,321 I have every right to be upset 468 00:25:53,356 --> 00:25:56,157 because I'm an important buyer and you're acting like an asshole. 469 00:25:58,695 --> 00:26:00,328 Maybe we should go downstairs. 470 00:26:00,363 --> 00:26:02,947 I'll see if Marsha's back from lunch. 471 00:26:02,949 --> 00:26:04,498 Do you know your phone number? 472 00:26:04,534 --> 00:26:06,367 Did I get the part? 473 00:26:08,621 --> 00:26:10,454 We haven't decided. 474 00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:14,542 Verna? 475 00:26:16,296 --> 00:26:19,630 Her purse is gone. They must be at the park. You should ice that hand. 476 00:26:19,682 --> 00:26:22,300 No, this was a bad idea. I really should get going. 477 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:25,469 It was a wonderful idea. Tammy would love to see you by surprise. 478 00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:30,141 Why did you only apply to one school? 479 00:26:30,143 --> 00:26:32,643 I had a back up, 480 00:26:32,695 --> 00:26:34,895 but... 481 00:26:34,948 --> 00:26:36,814 I shouldn't tell you this. 482 00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:41,369 You can tell me. 483 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:47,325 Well, the head of admissions was a little fresh with me. 484 00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:48,876 What school? 485 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:51,295 Peter, you can't punch everyone. 486 00:26:52,999 --> 00:26:54,999 Maybe I should've never left the city. 487 00:26:55,051 --> 00:26:57,001 The city's become a toilet. 488 00:26:57,003 --> 00:26:59,337 Well, it's difficult out here. 489 00:26:59,339 --> 00:27:01,339 I don't have a lot of friends. 490 00:27:01,391 --> 00:27:03,174 I don't believe that. 491 00:27:03,176 --> 00:27:04,675 It's the husbands. 492 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:06,427 I don't want to hear this. 493 00:27:06,479 --> 00:27:08,062 Every time I want to do something... 494 00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:10,014 Go into town, any social event... 495 00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:11,515 They won't leave me alone. 496 00:27:13,353 --> 00:27:16,404 Then I think, "Who am I kidding?" 497 00:27:16,439 --> 00:27:19,857 In 10 years, everyone will leave me alone." 498 00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:22,026 That is not true. 499 00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:24,195 You're ageless. 500 00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,833 I'm feeling sorry for myself. 501 00:27:28,868 --> 00:27:30,701 This has been an ordeal. 502 00:27:32,255 --> 00:27:34,121 I'll solve the school problem in 30 days. 503 00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:35,790 All it requires is a check. 504 00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:39,427 - Tell Tammy I love her. - You never take no for an answer. 505 00:27:43,549 --> 00:27:46,183 - Actually, can I use your phone? - Yes, of course. 506 00:27:50,857 --> 00:27:53,307 - Where's Pete? - He may be meeting us there. 507 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,643 Good, I made it. 508 00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:58,029 - You need anything? - Not now. 509 00:27:58,064 --> 00:28:00,197 I just talked Secor Laxatives into joining us. 510 00:28:01,901 --> 00:28:04,285 - Go ahead. - Where they difficult to move? 511 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,570 All I had to do was not make that joke. 512 00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:08,322 Shall we? 513 00:28:18,334 --> 00:28:20,751 Hello, Susie's office. How many I help you? 514 00:28:20,753 --> 00:28:22,803 Okay. 515 00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:25,756 We got three boys, three girls. 516 00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:29,093 - Top picks. - She has a lisp. 517 00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:30,811 Lisps are cute. 518 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:33,431 We could pluck that eyebrow. 519 00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:35,766 You know what? I don't care. You decide. 520 00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:39,820 I know you don't mean that. 521 00:28:45,495 --> 00:28:47,027 Okay. 522 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,246 You can't tell anyone. 523 00:28:49,282 --> 00:28:52,199 - You can't even tell Elaine. - That won't be a problem. 524 00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:54,785 - Why? - What is it? 525 00:28:54,837 --> 00:28:58,005 McCann's taking over the agency. 526 00:28:59,092 --> 00:29:01,041 We're moving over there. 527 00:29:01,094 --> 00:29:03,377 - Jesus, to McCann? - Shh. 528 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:08,182 - What happened? - I stapled my thumb. 529 00:29:08,217 --> 00:29:10,301 Oh, it's okay. 530 00:29:10,303 --> 00:29:12,303 I know it hurts. It happens all the time. 531 00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:14,305 Oh, great. Go get some ice. 532 00:29:14,357 --> 00:29:16,724 - You get ice, I'll pull out the staple. - No. 533 00:29:16,776 --> 00:29:18,526 Oh, here she is. 534 00:29:19,562 --> 00:29:21,312 It was an accident. 535 00:29:21,314 --> 00:29:24,031 - What is going on? - I'll get the first aid kit. 536 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:27,451 - She stapled her finger. - Susie Q, let mommy see. 537 00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:32,990 - Very sorry. - We're going to the emergency room. 538 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:34,992 It's not that bad. 539 00:29:35,044 --> 00:29:38,212 You shouldn't let a child play with dangerous things. 540 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:41,298 You shouldn't have abandoned her in a midtown office building. 541 00:29:42,552 --> 00:29:44,084 It's nobody's fault. 542 00:29:44,137 --> 00:29:46,137 I had to go pick up my son 543 00:29:46,172 --> 00:29:48,088 because your audition ran two hours late. 544 00:29:48,141 --> 00:29:50,591 So you just left an eight year old at a job interview? 545 00:29:50,643 --> 00:29:53,093 This is her favorite thing. She loves it. 546 00:29:53,146 --> 00:29:55,513 - And I bet you love cashing her checks. - Peggy. 547 00:29:55,565 --> 00:29:57,481 You do what you want with your children, 548 00:29:57,517 --> 00:29:59,099 I do what I want with mine. 549 00:30:05,274 --> 00:30:07,625 How the hell did that turn into that? 550 00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:09,527 Fuck her. 551 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,531 I know you got other things on your mind, but... 552 00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:15,533 Let's just get back to work. 553 00:30:15,585 --> 00:30:18,953 Sure. 554 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,210 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, 555 00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:34,762 but you're 20 minutes early. 556 00:30:34,797 --> 00:30:36,764 We just wanted to get everything ready. 557 00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:38,632 For what? 558 00:30:38,684 --> 00:30:40,968 Gentlemen, would you please have a seat? 559 00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:50,227 You see that? We could use some manners around here. 560 00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:52,146 I don't know about that, 561 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:55,232 but we are here to discuss everything we can add to McCann-Erickson. 562 00:30:55,234 --> 00:30:58,569 - So are we. - Go on. 563 00:30:58,571 --> 00:31:02,072 Our agencies compliment each other in so many ways. 564 00:31:02,124 --> 00:31:05,326 But as we considered this union, 565 00:31:05,378 --> 00:31:06,994 we were alarmed at how much business 566 00:31:07,046 --> 00:31:08,996 we would all be giving up due to conflicts. 567 00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:11,215 There will be casualties. 568 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:14,251 Sunkist Orange Juice, Burger Chef, Secor Laxatives, 569 00:31:14,303 --> 00:31:15,886 and Tinker Bell Cookies cannot come along. 570 00:31:15,922 --> 00:31:18,839 $18 million in billings. 571 00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:23,644 But what if we could service those clients 572 00:31:23,679 --> 00:31:27,314 from the modest offices of SC&P West? 573 00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:34,155 The best part is we'd still be available to you 574 00:31:34,156 --> 00:31:36,106 in any capacity you wish. 575 00:31:41,614 --> 00:31:43,447 California. 576 00:31:43,449 --> 00:31:45,032 It's a gold rush out there. 577 00:31:45,084 --> 00:31:47,001 In fact, we've made several... 578 00:31:47,036 --> 00:31:48,919 Don. Don. 579 00:31:48,955 --> 00:31:51,755 Don, stop. This isn't necessary. 580 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:54,041 Jim, would you let him finish? 581 00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:58,679 - Can you give us a minute? - Yes, absolutely. 582 00:31:58,714 --> 00:32:00,681 - Do you want this? - No. 583 00:32:08,858 --> 00:32:11,976 This is $275,000 in profit. 584 00:32:12,028 --> 00:32:14,812 All cost covered that you don't have to lift a finger to earn. 585 00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:18,315 Don, sit down. Please. 586 00:32:29,996 --> 00:32:32,663 I'm sick about the way this was handled. 587 00:32:32,715 --> 00:32:35,716 It made the whole thing look very capricious. 588 00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:38,335 I assure you, it wasn't. 589 00:32:38,387 --> 00:32:41,505 And you have to believe me when I say we're rolling out the red carpet. 590 00:32:41,507 --> 00:32:43,674 We're very excited about this. 591 00:32:43,676 --> 00:32:47,511 - You can understand our attachment to our clients. - And our name. 592 00:32:47,563 --> 00:32:50,147 I don't think you understand what's happened. 593 00:32:50,182 --> 00:32:52,766 It's done. 594 00:32:52,818 --> 00:32:55,269 You passed the test. 595 00:32:58,357 --> 00:33:02,109 You are getting five of the most coveted jobs in advertising. 596 00:33:02,161 --> 00:33:04,161 And all the resources that go with it. 597 00:33:04,196 --> 00:33:06,196 Travel, adventure. 598 00:33:06,248 --> 00:33:08,832 An international presence. 599 00:33:10,703 --> 00:33:13,537 I shouldn't have to sell you on this. 600 00:33:13,539 --> 00:33:17,207 You are dying and going to advertising heaven. 601 00:33:17,209 --> 00:33:19,877 Buick. 602 00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:24,631 Ortho Pharmaceutical. 603 00:33:28,304 --> 00:33:30,020 Nabisco. 604 00:33:35,895 --> 00:33:39,063 Coca-Cola. 605 00:33:48,324 --> 00:33:50,574 Stop struggling. 606 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,626 You won. 607 00:33:59,418 --> 00:34:01,635 Take the rest of the day off. 608 00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:03,670 Pop some champagne. 609 00:34:11,931 --> 00:34:13,931 "I Followed My Heart" playing 610 00:34:20,773 --> 00:34:22,606 I feel like I should make a toast. 611 00:34:22,608 --> 00:34:24,358 Again? 612 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,660 Well, we didn't drink to Cooper. 613 00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:33,617 Glad he missed it. 614 00:34:41,544 --> 00:34:43,177 Well, I have to go. 615 00:34:43,212 --> 00:34:45,629 Kevin can wait. We should get dinner. 616 00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:47,297 I have plans. 617 00:34:47,349 --> 00:34:49,099 Come back after. 618 00:34:55,141 --> 00:34:57,391 Actually, I'll drop you off. I should call Trudy. 619 00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,226 She had quite a day as well. 620 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:05,699 We went down swinging. 621 00:35:09,321 --> 00:35:11,205 Don't be a baby. I'll see you tomorrow. 622 00:35:19,331 --> 00:35:20,964 I'm going to get another round. 623 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,417 This is my last one. 624 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:25,135 I have a date. 625 00:35:28,307 --> 00:35:30,390 You never worked at a place this size, have you? 626 00:35:30,426 --> 00:35:31,925 It's got a lot of advantages. 627 00:35:31,977 --> 00:35:33,677 You never saw the old Sterling Cooper. 628 00:35:33,729 --> 00:35:35,562 - It was mammoth. - Not like this. 629 00:35:36,932 --> 00:35:38,599 You're happy about it. 630 00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:40,984 That's okay, I understand. 631 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,686 I'm relieved. 632 00:35:42,688 --> 00:35:44,655 I'm ready to let someone else drive for a while. 633 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:50,577 I'd like to make a toast to Lou Avery. 634 00:35:50,613 --> 00:35:52,496 The Japs are going to eat him alive. 635 00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:00,871 What a disaster. 636 00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,673 Come on, Joan. 637 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,042 I need you to be the voice of the bright side. 638 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:10,681 Hobart listed off accounts for everyone but me. 639 00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:13,800 Put you on Ortho Pharmaceutical. 640 00:36:13,853 --> 00:36:15,719 No. 641 00:36:15,721 --> 00:36:18,105 And I wouldn't count on anything he said. 642 00:36:21,443 --> 00:36:23,610 I don't know. 643 00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:27,231 For the first time, I feel like whatever happens is supposed to happen. 644 00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:29,650 That's nice. 645 00:36:29,702 --> 00:36:31,618 That's what you should've said. 646 00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:34,788 Well, we both know 647 00:36:34,823 --> 00:36:37,407 they're never going to take me seriously over there. 648 00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:40,878 They don't know who they're dealing with. 649 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:57,678 I can't do any work. 650 00:36:59,815 --> 00:37:01,598 Look, I've hunted for a job before, 651 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:04,818 and I may not have to, but I appreciate the warning. 652 00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:07,104 No, I keep thinking about that woman. 653 00:37:07,106 --> 00:37:09,606 Her kid got hurt. She felt guilty. 654 00:37:09,608 --> 00:37:11,441 I know what she felt. 655 00:37:11,443 --> 00:37:14,661 I understand the entire psychological situation. 656 00:37:14,697 --> 00:37:16,780 She shouldn't have talked to me that way. 657 00:37:16,832 --> 00:37:18,615 She shouldn't have kids. 658 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:20,584 That's not for you to say. 659 00:37:20,619 --> 00:37:23,620 Ah, Jesus, I can't even agree with you. 660 00:37:25,624 --> 00:37:27,174 I don't hate kids. 661 00:37:28,794 --> 00:37:32,546 Look, you got to a certain point in your life 662 00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:34,264 and it didn't happen. 663 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,016 I understand you're angry about it, 664 00:37:36,051 --> 00:37:38,135 but you've got a lot of other things. 665 00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:40,270 - Don't do that. - I mean it. 666 00:37:40,306 --> 00:37:42,472 You couldn't have done all you've done otherwise. 667 00:37:42,474 --> 00:37:44,942 I guess that's the secret to your spectacular career? 668 00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:46,297 The fact that you don't have kids? 669 00:37:46,312 --> 00:37:48,061 Not that I know of. 670 00:37:48,113 --> 00:37:49,813 That's funny to you. 671 00:37:49,865 --> 00:37:52,366 Because it wouldn't matter if you did. You can walk away. 672 00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:54,701 I would never do that. 673 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:57,154 But you may not even know. That's what you said. 674 00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:59,239 "Stranger on the Shore" playing. 675 00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,959 It's been a long day. 676 00:38:01,994 --> 00:38:03,994 You're right. 677 00:38:05,214 --> 00:38:06,713 I didn't mean to judge her. 678 00:38:06,749 --> 00:38:09,499 But you did and you don't understand it at all. 679 00:38:09,551 --> 00:38:12,502 I had a mother. And she wasn't great. 680 00:38:12,554 --> 00:38:15,589 And I don't know that she wanted me, so I understand something. 681 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:17,424 But you don't understand your mother. 682 00:38:17,476 --> 00:38:19,009 Well, maybe I don't want to. 683 00:38:19,061 --> 00:38:21,511 Maybe she was very young. 684 00:38:21,563 --> 00:38:24,097 And followed her heart and got in trouble. 685 00:38:24,149 --> 00:38:26,733 And no one should have to make a mistake 686 00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:30,070 just like a man does and not be able to move on. 687 00:38:30,105 --> 00:38:33,940 She should be able to live the rest of her life just like a man does. 688 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,699 You're right. 689 00:38:42,701 --> 00:38:44,701 I know. 690 00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:51,708 Maybe you do what you thought was the best thing. 691 00:38:57,349 --> 00:38:59,349 What did you do? 692 00:39:07,559 --> 00:39:10,360 I'm... 693 00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:12,479 I'm here. 694 00:39:15,901 --> 00:39:17,901 And... 695 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:21,905 Oh. 696 00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:25,375 He's with a family somewhere. 697 00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:33,717 I don't know, 698 00:39:33,752 --> 00:39:37,003 but it's not because I don't care. 699 00:39:38,841 --> 00:39:41,808 I don't know because you're not supposed to know. 700 00:39:43,262 --> 00:39:45,095 Or you can't go on with your life. 701 00:39:53,489 --> 00:39:55,939 I'm sorry. I didn't know that. 702 00:40:00,946 --> 00:40:02,779 Well, ahem, 703 00:40:02,781 --> 00:40:04,781 you don't know lots of things about lots of people. 704 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:06,833 That's the point. 705 00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:13,039 No, it's not. 706 00:40:15,427 --> 00:40:17,127 I'm fine. 707 00:40:17,179 --> 00:40:19,679 I have work to do. 708 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:32,603 You know, I made a deal with God that if this worked out, 709 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:35,272 I would give up smoking. 710 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,975 Message received. 711 00:40:38,027 --> 00:40:41,612 You're a young man with an incredible future ahead of you. 712 00:40:44,951 --> 00:40:47,118 No more Sterling Cooper 713 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,070 and no more Sterlings. 714 00:40:49,122 --> 00:40:52,456 Margaret is the only daughter of an only son of an only son. 715 00:40:54,210 --> 00:40:56,994 All that's left is a mausoleum at Greenwood. 716 00:40:58,297 --> 00:41:00,414 What's in a name? 717 00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:03,968 Every copywriter thinks they're Shakespeare. 718 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,003 It's something to aspire to. 719 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,757 I always envied that. 720 00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:11,342 The way you're always reaching. 721 00:41:11,394 --> 00:41:13,844 I always envied you didn't have to. 722 00:41:13,896 --> 00:41:16,764 In another lifetime, I'd have been your chauffeur. 723 00:41:16,816 --> 00:41:19,266 Then you would've been screwing my grandmother. 724 00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:23,270 - Do you have somewhere to be? - I'm afraid so. 725 00:41:23,322 --> 00:41:25,322 Tell her to join us. 726 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,274 She wouldn't like it. 727 00:41:27,326 --> 00:41:29,110 You wouldn't like it. 728 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,196 Now I've got to meet her. 729 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,616 You have. 730 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:38,119 It's Marie. 731 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,287 Marie Calvet. 732 00:41:42,842 --> 00:41:44,375 You're serious? 733 00:41:44,427 --> 00:41:47,845 Guess I should've asked your permission. 734 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,214 Just warn me before you tell Megan. 735 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:52,883 - I want to leave the country. - She knows. 736 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,936 Then why didn't you tell me? 737 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,556 I wanted to make sure it wasn't going away. 738 00:42:00,193 --> 00:42:01,525 She's crazy, you know? 739 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,395 When I married my secretary, 740 00:42:04,447 --> 00:42:06,363 you were hard on me. 741 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,699 And then you went and did the same thing. 742 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,820 You know what? 743 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:15,456 For the second time today, I surrender. 744 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,992 - I'm happy for you. - Thank you. 745 00:42:21,547 --> 00:42:23,214 You are okay. 746 00:42:50,409 --> 00:42:51,942 Can I help you? 747 00:42:51,994 --> 00:42:54,778 I'm sorry. I must have the wrong apartment. 748 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,699 Kenneth, do you know this guy? 749 00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:01,118 I've never seen him before. I swear. 750 00:43:02,922 --> 00:43:06,040 No, I was looking for Diana Baur. She used to live here. 751 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:08,542 Oh. Well, we just moved in. 752 00:43:08,594 --> 00:43:10,961 Do you know how to reach her? 753 00:43:11,013 --> 00:43:14,548 She left her furniture. The manager told us to sell it. 754 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:17,384 Sorry to bother you. 755 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,220 You want another drink? 756 00:43:27,947 --> 00:43:29,613 Good morning. 757 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,367 What did Caroline say? 758 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,202 They're making lists. 759 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,987 Somebody's not going. 760 00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:39,873 The last thing they need is another office manager. 761 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,709 Or another black girl. 762 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,911 I'm Roger Sterling's second secretary. 763 00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:46,080 Caroline's going to elbow me out the window. 764 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,549 What are you talking about? 765 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,217 My goodness, Meredith. 766 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,219 We should put a bell on you. 767 00:43:54,974 --> 00:43:57,007 Good morning. 768 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,012 What is going on? 769 00:44:02,064 --> 00:44:04,765 There are rumors flying like bats around here. 770 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,483 What have you heard? 771 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,519 Nothing from you. 772 00:44:08,571 --> 00:44:11,855 Are we going to McCann and am I going with you? 773 00:44:11,907 --> 00:44:13,490 Meredith, sweetheart... 774 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,359 Don't "sweetheart" me. 775 00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:18,696 In a month, you're not going to have an office 776 00:44:18,748 --> 00:44:20,781 and you're not going to have an apartment. 777 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,583 Do you want to lose me, too? 778 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:24,201 I was going to tell you today. 779 00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:26,287 You are coming with me if you want to go. 780 00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,840 Now, can I get some Alka-Seltzer? 781 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:33,761 No. It is not a normal day. 782 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,297 Everyone's living in a fright. 783 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,549 You're right. 784 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,802 Get Mr. Sterling on the line. 785 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,060 Marsha. 786 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:56,283 - This is Peggy. - It's me. 787 00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,152 Where are you? 788 00:44:58,204 --> 00:44:59,820 Locked in my office. 789 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:03,324 Bourbon with my breakfast. 790 00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,376 Did you figure out what you're going to do? 791 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,379 I'm going to McCann. 792 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,415 Really? 793 00:45:11,467 --> 00:45:14,585 And you can too if you want. 794 00:45:14,637 --> 00:45:16,754 You think I should? 795 00:45:16,806 --> 00:45:19,640 Everything's going to be fine. 796 00:45:23,062 --> 00:45:25,346 I'm so dumb, I believe you. 797 00:45:25,398 --> 00:45:27,514 Stay on the phone, will you? 798 00:45:29,485 --> 00:45:31,101 Sure. 799 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,696 Can I have your attention, everyone? 800 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,498 Some of you may have heard already, 801 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,368 but we're proud to announce that Sterling Cooper & Partners 802 00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:49,787 will be moving to McCann-Erickson. 803 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,341 Now our president, Roger Sterling, 804 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:56,510 would like to say a word. 805 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,879 We know this news may come as a surprise, 806 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:02,599 but McCann has assured us the transition will be as smooth as possible. 807 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:10,557 They've already set aside room for us. 808 00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:18,031 This is good news. 809 00:46:19,452 --> 00:46:21,735 We didn't do this. 810 00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,492 Hold on. 811 00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:31,412 This is the beginning of something... 812 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,164 not the end. 813 00:46:45,394 --> 00:46:48,178 ♪ Money ♪ 814 00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:53,634 ♪ Burns a hole in my pocket ♪ 815 00:46:53,669 --> 00:46:57,371 ♪ How I wish I had millions of dollars ♪ 816 00:46:57,406 --> 00:46:59,773 ♪ And nothing to do ♪ 817 00:46:59,809 --> 00:47:03,644 ♪ But just buy ♪ 818 00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:07,147 ♪ Pretty presents for you ♪ 819 00:47:08,551 --> 00:47:11,185 ♪ Money ♪ 820 00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:15,796 ♪ Burns a hole in my pocket ♪